Chapter Thirty-Three: The Scum of the Abnormal(1/3)
This scene, this picture, in a shounen anime, it must be a major part of the classic appearance of an important villain.
If there is BGM at this time, it must be grand, gloomy, and evil, used to make the villain powerful and terrifying.
And this way of appearing with only a voice but no image adds to the sense of oppression on the protagonist, thereby erecting the villain's power and mystery with the protagonist's sight!
The protagonist at this time should be nervous, excited, and even a little panicked.
After all, our two old men were in the hands of others. It looked like they were charged and waiting for rescue.
But Wei Chaoyang endured it again and again, but he couldn't hold it back any longer, so he broke out and laughed!
This made me laugh so loudly that I couldn't stop laughing.
Old Man Li and Jidetian's faces turned a little green with laughter.
Speak well when you have something to say, speak well when you have something to say, you are so ridiculous!
Don’t you know that this inexplicable smile can easily anger your enemies?
As hostages being held hostage, their lives depend on the thoughts of this powerful mysterious man.
Even if you think about them, you can't laugh like that.
The voice in the darkness sounded again, "You don't have to try to anger me or influence me in this way."
Wei Chaoyang waved his hand, turned around, turned his back to the two old men, took a few deep breaths, forced his laughter back, then turned around, but instead of facing the two old men, he said to the left
:"you know me?"
The voice in the darkness was surprised, "He is indeed a legendary fortune-teller. He can actually see through my unique concealment method at a glance!"
"It's okay, it's okay. How about you come out and talk? I've already discovered you, so there's no need to hide!"
Wei Chaoyang had a stern face, but the corners of his mouth that kept raising and then being pushed back proved that he actually still wanted to smile.
It's not that he didn't pay attention to the situation and didn't care about the lives of the two old men, but this scene was just too funny.
A big, plump white pig was trying hard to scratch it with its hooves.
It's just that the itchy spot is located on the back. Scratching one's back is extremely difficult for humans, and it's an impossible task for pigs.
So the big white pig was so anxious that its whole head was red, its eyes were wide open, its mouth kept opening and closing, its ears were flapping, and it kept spinning in circles with its hooves raised, it looked so cute and cute.
If this situation were placed in a normal situation, Wei Chaoyang would not actually laugh out loud on the spot.
After all, I scroll through Douyin and watch Kuaishou every day, and I often read silly and cute jokes about various pets. The threshold is relatively high, and there is nothing funny about a pig spinning around in a circle and tickling it.
But now is the important moment for the villain boss to appear. The villain is trying hard to create a terrifying, evil and mysterious atmosphere, and is hiding himself so seriously, but this pig is just spinning around. All the efforts of the poor villain
All wasted because of this.
Such a strong contrast makes people laugh.
Wei Chaoyang had no professional training, so naturally he couldn't help it the first time.
"Did you find me? Hahaha, you underestimate me! Hahaha..."
With the gloomy laughter, the darkness spread quickly.
The big white pig started to move, first quickly moving a few meters to the left, then a few meters back, and then a few meters to the right.
Coincidentally, the sound began to move from left to right.
"Now, can you still determine my location?"
"Come on, Master Xiao Wei, let me see what you, the so-called luck master, are capable of!"
"Hehehe, can't you find me now? Hehehe..."
Old Man Li and Ji Detian became nervous, shaking their bodies and screaming, but they couldn't make any sound.
Wei Chaoyang sighed. He thought such a stupid villain only existed in funny cartoons, but he never expected that he could meet him in reality.
"I'm here, hehehe..."
The big white pig moved left and right gradually approaching Wei Chaoyang.
Wei Chaoyang punched the big white pig in the butt.
A scream sounded out in the darkness, short and shrill.
But the sound immediately revealed the news. The big white pig quickly retreated for more than ten meters, and then came up again from left to right.
But this time there was no sound.
Probably the other party thought that Wei Chaoyang could hear the sound and identify his location, so he would not be discovered as long as he kept silent.
Wei Chaoyang remained calm and waited for the big white pig to approach, then punched it again.
This time the force was increased by five points.
Then there was a thump, and a figure fell out of the darkness and fell heavily to the ground, motionless.
After thousands of tempers, it triggers a critical hit and kills it directly!
The man who was laid down by Wei Chaoyang's two punches was a young man. He was wearing a black robe with a very villainous vibe. He was paralyzed on the ground in a large letter shape. His face was covered in blood, and his nose was collapsed. He looked miserable.
Wei Chaoyang went over and felt his breath to confirm that he was still alive, and then looked at the big white pig.
Still struggling to scratch the itch, spinning around in circles.
The owner being knocked over didn't affect it at all.
It can only be said that the joys and sorrows of humans and spirits are obviously incompatible.
Seeing that the big white pig's trunk couldn't be scratched even with its hooves, it was almost suffocated into a braised pig's head. It looked so pitiful that Wei Chaoyang couldn't bear it, so he stretched out his hand to scratch its back.
The big white pig immediately narrowed his eyes in comfort and actively adjusted his posture to make it easier for Wei Chaoyang to scratch.
Luck: If you are blessed with the Golden Pig, you will not know the blessings among the physical blessings, and everything will go as smoothly as drinking water.
Yo, pretty good luck.
But here in Wei Chaoyang, I was still disappointed.
This fully shows that even with good luck, it is not always possible to go all the way, and there is also a risk of overturning.
Wei Chaoyang felt that there should be a mutual restraint between these lucks.
For example, if you have stacked the triple buffs of lucky stars, near misses, and hard work, you will be much stronger than the hooded brother who only brought a pig.
Therefore, if you encounter an opponent who brings good luck to you in the future, without saying a word, just stack a few more buffs first and get down to business.
But a normal person's life palace can only bring one luck.
One fate is matched with one fortune. This is an iron rule. No matter how strong a person is, he cannot be matched with multiple fortunes.
That's why Wei Chaoyang boasted that his made-up master could bring many fortunes, which made Ming Xintong so shocked.
However, this does not mean that people cannot carry more than one bag with them.
As long as you have suitable storage and transportation equipment, it will be fine.
Judging from the relevant memories that have been rummaged through in my mind before, the storage and transportation methods are all kinds of strange, but generally speaking, they can only be classified into life and death.
To survive, it is to put it in a box or bottle with talismans drawn on it.
This kind of dead existence is scientifically called sealing luck. If it is sealed for too long, it will cause the luck to lose its activity, the strength will decline significantly, and even degrade and fall. It is not impossible to fall from the luck spirit back to the luck number.
So dead storage is just a temporary storage method.
Survival, as opposed to death, uses living creatures as containers for survival.
As long as there is a life in the Life Palace, it can be used to store luck.
But this involves a problem of fate palace matching, which is not so easy to solve.
If the fate palace does not match, it will cause damage to the luck and spirit, which is naturally not allowed.
If the fate palaces are matched, this is not a technical problem, but a human nature problem.
I've tried every means to get this good luck, but why do I want to give you an advantage?
Therefore, the storage of luck is a quite big problem in today's luck spirit master world, and even the committee does not have a good solution.
The committee puts mature luck spirits up for auction and gives them to major luck companies for operation. Profitability is one reason, and the problem of long-term storage of luck is another reason.
But this problem is not a problem here in Wei Chaoyang.
After all, no one knows how to save luck better than him nowadays.
I have hundreds of thousands of storage and transportation methods in my mind.
Among them is a method that can not only solve the problem of multiple storage and transportation, but also meet his need to quickly stack buffs.
This method is called the Yin storage method.
The full name is the Yin Animal Refining and Longevity Palace Storage, Transportation and Rapid Moving Method.
Feminine animals are animals that can cross the yin and yang in legend, including but not limited to cats, snakes, bats, frogs, crows, owls, etc.
These feminine animals have multiple life orifices, which can be turned into life palaces after being refined.
This kind of refined life palace has no direct connection with the life of the storage animal, so it does not have any attributes that can match any type of luck.
To be continued...