Chapter 252 Red Beans with Lovesickness (two in one, please subscribe)

As we were talking here, the big witch suddenly changed her face, "Old guy, my brother and I have never married, where did you get your granddaughter?"

Xiao Sanxiao was stunned...

"This...that...this..."

Hao Jian said happily: "Ah, I'll take back what I said just now... It turns out that you don't lack a wife at all! Aunt Momonoki, Aunt Hebei Caihua, Aunt Shinoda Yu..."

Looking at the witch's gradually ferocious face, Xiao Sanxiao's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and he hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense! There is no aunt..."

"Then, how did Susu come from? It can't be that it popped out of the crack of the stone, right?" the big witch said sternly.

Xiao Sanxiao said helplessly: "The real Susu has been dead for thousands of years... Now they are all the helpless and poor girl adopted by me..."

Immediately, he put on a deep expression and sighed: "There are red beans in the verge of love, do you know it if you miss me... Since my mother left, I have been thinking about it day and night, but I don't think about it... Later, by chance, I met a woman who was nine points similar to your mother's birth... Then..."

"Bah! You go to the grave to burn leaves - fool the ghost!" said the big witch disdainfully.

Hao Jian interrupted, "Senior Laugh, how can you recite poems?"

"Of course! If you think I am you, you will ask those mental problems? As the saying goes: Red beans grow in the south, how many branches will bloom in spring? I hope you will pick more of this thing, which is the most love-loving thing!"

When Hao Jian heard this, he sneered: "What's so great about picking up someone's teeth? Let's listen to me chant a poem for you on the spot!"

After pondering for a while, Hao Jian chanted:

“Red beans are paired with lovesickness, mung beans are paired with turtles.

Lovesickness always suffers, and the turtle can greatly replenish it!”

Xiao Sanxiao and even the Xiao family siblings: "..."

"Puff hahahahahahahahahaha... The turtle can make up for it! Hahahahaha..."

Xu Fu and the others laughed non-stop.

The more laughed, the more blue the faces of the Xiao family and his son became.

The blood of the dragon turtle was flowing in their bodies, and the dragon turtle and the turtle...

This is simply pointing at the nose and cursing people!

Hao Jian paused and said, "Forget it, I won't bully you anymore! Old guy, you didn't answer the question just now, I'll give you another chance! Zi said to the river: The dead are like this, and he will never let go of day and night. What does this sentence mean?"

Xiao Sanxiao twisted his beard and said, "Hehe, now you hit me on the back of my hand! This sentence was said by Confucius. When Confucius traveled around the countries, I also sat with him to discuss it. The meaning of this sentence is that Confucius sighed by the river, and time passed by like flowing water, and never returned."

Hao Jian waved his hand and said, "I don't think it's right! The meaning of this sentence is clearly: If you stand by the river, the body of your enemy will float down the water."

Xiao Sanxiao and two mung beans stared at each other, "What are you talking nonsense? What about you not leaving day and night?"

Hao Jian said without hesitation: "The floating in the day and night..."

Xiaosanxiao said in shock: "If Confucius knew that you misinterpreted his words like this, he would die in peace! I have talked to Confucius in person, and what I said is his true meaning!"

Hao Jian retorted: "So what if I have talked? If I am not a fish, how can I know the joy of fish? If you are not Confucius, how can you know what Confucius said is the original meaning..."

"I think...this sentence..."

Hao Jian interrupted without waiting for Xiaosanxiao and said, "I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"

Xiao Sanxiao: "..."

...

Xiaosanxiao finally took away the big witch and the boss, and the brothers who lost their martial arts skills... no longer had the arrogance he had before.

The Hidden Sword Flow Station has long been razed to the ground in this battle.

Looking around, Hao Jian smiled and said, "Let's go and go back to Central Plains!"

"Yes, Master (Sect Master)!" the three of them answered in unison.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully resolving the great disasters of the world of "Storm and Cloud" and winning the title of "Guardian of China"!"

Hao Jian suddenly heard the system prompt and said in confusion: "The title of 'Guardian of China'? What are the benefits of this title?"

The system replied: "You will receive the support of the fortune of the gods in China and will be favored by the will of the world. In short, there are many benefits!"

Hao Jian nodded slightly, which was a surprise!

good!

But thinking about it, it should be. After all, my trip almost captured all the strong Japanese people in one go, and I can be called the "anti-Japanese king"!

Not only did it avoid the damage to the dragon veins of the original time and space in China, but it also even lost the direct push of the Qianqiu Dao. Is it too much to get this title?

Not an exaggeration at all!

Reasonable and deserved!

...

Back at the beach, Luo Xian was standing at the bow of the boat, quickly rushing away from the boat, and saluting: "Welcome to the sect leader, sect leader!"

"Sect Master, please board the ship! Alas, be careful at your feet!" Xu Fu said with a wink.

"Shapeful!" Wu Wudi said disdainfully.

When the few people boarded the bow of the boat, a scream suddenly came from the beach, "Wait... wait for me, take me away!"

Yan Ying!

Wu Wudi immediately remembered the soft and boneless feeling when he was carrying her on his back, and hurriedly said: "Sect Master, wait for a moment!"

After saying that, he flew out of the boat, came to Yan Ying's body, and said with a righteous face: "Miss Yingying... are you going to return to the Central Plains?"

Yan Ying lowered her head and said, "Can you...can you?"

I was screaming just now, and this immediately turned into a shy beauty!

"Of course! Someone will take you back now!" Wu Wudi said angrily.

Yan Ying looked at Wu Wudi with admiration, "So domineering! This is the invincible overlord! This is my destination!"

Thinking of this, she felt that her legs could not be closed...

With a "moan", Yan Ying leaned in Wu Wudi's arms, "Then...then please...invincible!moan...then..."

With this sound, Wu Wudi felt half of his body beating, and his chest was slapped with a "bang" sound, "Pack to a certain family!"

As he said that, he gently stretched out his ape's arms, embraced Yan Ying's slender waist, and a little under his feet, soared into the void like a big roc, and landed steadily on the deck.

"Sect Master, Miss Yan... is in trouble here..."

Hao Jian glanced at Yan Ying and suddenly smiled and said, "It's okay, let's set off!"

...

On the vast sea, the big ship slowly separates the waves and moves forward in the wind.

Hao Jian stood at the bow of the boat, looking at the rising sun in the east, and suddenly felt a sense of leaving in his heart.

"Ding! Let me remind you that the host's current strength evaluation is only at the early stage of six-star level. It's not too late to go to the next world after reaching the late stage of six-star level! Of course, if the host persists, he can leave at any time."

Hao Jian instantly chose to follow his heart's choice, "Then I'll wait!"

"Yeah! The host is so smart!"

Hao Jian: "..."

From the system's prompts, Hao Jian could clearly feel that the system did not recommend him to leave now!

This shows that the strength of the next world is not small, and with your current strength, there are great risks!

Previously, no matter whether it is the world of rain or the world of wind and clouds, the system has never said anything like asking him to "wait"...

"What is the general strength of the next world?" Hao Jian tentatively said.

The system replied: "Eight words, not many, not weak in number!"

Next, no matter how indirect Hao Jian made, the system will no longer disclose any more...

In desperation, Hao Jian had to give up and began to think about how to improve his strength again...

"There are no shortage of magical weapons and powerful weapons, and there are no shortage of secrets for martial arts... Now it seems that the only thing that can be strengthened is to accumulate skills..."

Now, the skill has become a shortcoming!

"What can quickly enhance your skills are nothing more than the true energy of the four auspicious beasts... Could it be that I have to wait until the time of Jingrui to kill the dragon?"

While he was thinking about it, Wu Wudi walked out with annoyance, walked to Hao Jian's side, and sighed long, "ε=(ο｀*))) Alas!"

Hao Jian turned his head and looked at Wu Wudi, and said strangely: "Why are you sighing? Is your beauty angry?"

Wu Wudi shook his head and said, "That's not! But, a certain family is stupid and can't imagine how to make her happy... Sect Master, you have always been smart. Can you teach me?"

Hao Jian couldn't help but laugh, "I want to get out of singleness... Of course!"

After pondering for a moment, he slowly said, "If you want to make women happy, especially women you like quite a bit, you have to learn some love words."

Wu Wudi's eyes lit up, "Yes, yes, yes, it's... love words! A certain family is a rough man, and after thinking about it, they can only think of "giving a baby with you"... It's not elegant at all. Sect Master, how many words do you teach me?"

Hao Jian said happily: "It's easy to say...you...so, this, this..."
To be continued...