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Chapter 15 Teasing

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Huang Er was so naughty because he knew that Master Lu Xiaoxian would not let Lu Xiaoxian leave Lihua Town.

"Hey, you fool, I have never heard of such an unreasonable request, so I'll grant it to you."

As Lu Xiaoxian spoke, he picked up a few pebbles from the ground and threw them towards Er Lunzi. He then heard Er Lunzi scream and ran backwards.

"Lu Xiaoxian, you piece of shit, just wait for me. When I have the ability, I will come back and kill you."

Huang Er was stunned and covered his face with one hand. There were a few red bumps on his head, but his mouth was not forgiving.

Before they jumped ashore in the water, Lu Xiaoxian had already touched the blue waves and came to the boy who was holding the clothes. The boy looked at him with a stupid look on his face.

The four people immediately stood motionless in the water, as if they were held captive by a demon. They knew that Lu Xiaoxian could easily control them with just two or three feet apart.

"You, you, you...can't come out? Now that you've crossed the line, I'm not afraid that your master will find out and take your skin off."

As he said this, it was obvious that Huang Er was a little timid, and his tone became much gentler.

"Looking at what you said, I just heard from across the river that some people had itchy skin and asked me to beat them up. With such a good thing, I think my master would naturally agree with it."

Lu Xiaoxian didn't even look at them, he just searched for their clothes.

They were helpless and were stunned for a while. Huang Er was stunned and said: "Lu Lu Lu... Xiaoxian, what do you want to do?"

"Don't stutter. What can I do? I can collect some money. But you haven't washed in a few days. Why do you stink so much?"

"You are shameless. Why are you so thick-skinned now and you have learned how to rob?"

Huang Er stared at the unscrupulous Lu Xiaoxian and lost his temper.

"Everyone in the neighborhood knows that we are shameless. Is this the first day you have met me since I was so shameless?"

As Lu Xiaoxian said this, he found it funny and couldn't help but grin. Huang Er was so angry that the boy had nothing to say.

"Hey, Huang Er Leng, when did you become so poor? Why are you the only one who still has a few pieces of broken silver in their clothes, while the others have nothing?" Lu Xiaoxian looked at Huang Er Leng, and turned his face away.

He walked aside and snorted. Lu Xiaoxian said again: "Don't just snort, tell me, where did you hide all the money?"

"Shameless. Anyway, I fell into your hands. I have scolded you several times before and now. Just do whatever you say. But I don't need any money, not even a penny."

Huang Er looked at him blankly again, with a fierce expression on his face, but he felt helpless in his heart.

"Okay, then I will use these young men as wine money."

Lu Xiaoxian took the broken silver and shook it in his hand.

"No, this money is all the belongings of the five of us. I scolded you, take it away from me."

This guy was a bit stubborn in his words, but now his words are full of conscience.

"Oh, that's it. Do you have the lion's share, all by yourself? Or 60%? 70%? Or 80%?"

Lu Xiaoxian spoke slowly on purpose, and he would not let it go easily when he finally got the opportunity to tease someone.

"The five of us each get 20%, equally divided. Just take what's mine."

Huang Er was stunned and his words became much softer at this moment.

"It shouldn't be, it's a bit too little, right?"

Lu Xiaoxian looked at him sideways, flicked his tongue again, and made a sound of "ba".

"It doesn't matter if I'm hungry, then they also need to eat. Don't push yourself too far."

Before Lu Xiaoxian could say anything, the boy next to him threw their clothes on the ground. He stepped forward and bowed to Lu Xiaoxian, saying, "Young man, you are being polite."

Being treated like this by this guy made Lu Xiaoxian look confused and quickly collected the money.

"What are you doing?"

The boy said politely: "Take his share away. Mine can be shared with him. He won't be hungry."

Lu Xiaoxian suppressed his laughter and turned to look at Huang Er Leng. It was okay not to look at it, but now that he was done with it, he smiled crookedly. Huang Er Leng was so angry that he covered his eyes with one hand and patted his heart with the other, still mumbling.

: "I have a biological mother."

"Boy, if you can't speak, just shut up." The fat man shouted in anger.

They teamed up to make Lu Xiaoxian laugh. After laughing, he asked: "Aren't you all avoiding me? How dare you come back now?"

"Mr. Qi Zhen, we were driven away by others, and we really have no place to go." This kid came again.

"Hahaha, you guys are so funny. But then again, aren't you Huang Er Leng very majestic in our Lihua Town? Why are you so timid outside?"

Lu Xiaoxian became interested in Huang Erleng's embarrassing deeds again.

"Hmph, I want you to take care of it. I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with people like you."

Huang Er was still standing there motionless. Suddenly he felt his face heat up, and he was too lazy to talk to this former enemy.

"Okay, okay, since you are so stubborn, I think you shouldn't go back to Lihua Town."

While Lu Xiaoxian was talking, he was quite diligent and wrapped up his messy clothes in a big coat.

"That's not up to you."

Huang Er was stunned and still had no confidence.

"I can't help but I don't know, but I know that according to the laws of Da Qin, men are disheveled and are those who seek quarrels and cause trouble..." At this point, Lu Xiaoxian deliberately squinted his eyes again and looked at Huang Er with a bad look.

At this time, Huang Er was stunned and stared at him. Lu Xiaoxian said slowly: "According to the iron laws of the Qin Dynasty, you should be paraded in the streets. As for whether to wear clothes or not, I think this official from Lihua Town

Master, you should understand."

"Lu Xiaoxian, what do you want to do?"

Lu Xiaoxian did not answer Huang Er, but took the wrapped clothes and walked towards the cang tree on the cliff next to the huge rock on the top of the mountain.

"What does he want with our clothes?"

"What if we don't have any clothes?"

At this time, the Su brothers behind Huang Er were stunned and asked questions one after another.

"What else can you do? Just make fun of us."

It seems that Huang Erleng is indeed a smart man.

Lu Xiaoxian stepped lightly, stood on the tree, and put all the clothes on it. He shook it with his hands, but it felt unstable again, so he simply tied it with their belts, and now it was strong.

He came to them again and said in a pretentious manner: "You idiot, whether you can wear clothes depends on your luck. But if you want to eat, you have to come with me."

"Lu Xiaoxian, screw you, are you still a human being?"

At this time, Big Fatty wanted to stand up for Er Lunzi, but was held back by Er Lunzi.

"When will I wait until you brats stop being so bad-mouthed?"

With that said, Lu Xiaoxian took the gentle little guy and started to leave. The little guy asked: "Where are you going?"

"Just go, find a good place, let's fill our stomachs first."

"Then what do they do?"

"You can't die." Lu Xiaoxian shouted to them again: "You have to hurry up, I am faster."

"Lu Xiaoxian, just wait for me, sooner or later I will kill you."

Big Fatty will be very dissatisfied.

"Then you have to hurry up, don't just focus on killing me. If you can't catch us, you will go hungry, but you really have to work hard."

With that said, he pulled the little guy and waddled away.

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