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On the way back, a few people picked some wild vegetables in a familiar place, which was what they thought of as dinner. However, there were quite a lot of wild vegetables in the fields, and you could get a lot of them just by reaching out.

When they arrived at their so-called home, it was indeed very shabby. Not to mention that the courtyard was small, the firewood door collapsed, and the door was crooked. There were no windows, just a hole. After entering the house, I looked up and saw the air raids between the tiles.

Spotted Starlight. Fortunately, it has been repaired and can be protected from wind and rain.

It was a bit shabby, but it had all the internal organs. They lit a fire and washed. After a while, a large clay pot was set on the fire for barbecue. They poured water in, sprinkled some coarse salt, and waited.

The water is boiling.

When the water just boiled, they couldn't wait to boil the wild vegetables. Each of them sat around the fire with a bowl and stretched their necks.

"Ahem."

Suddenly I heard someone coughing in the courtyard, the atmosphere instantly became tense, and the chatter and laughter came to an abrupt end.

Everyone was still nervous when the man suddenly walked in from the door with a package in his hand.

"What? If there is something to eat, don't ask me to try it first."

Although the night was dark and dark, I could still see clearly. It was none other than the naughty Lu Xiaoxian. It was Nausea's mother who opened the door for Nausea, and she was so disgusted.

"You go and eat your delicious food. What we eat will never go into your mouth." Big Fatty said with his face buried in his face. He was actually afraid that Lu Xiaoxian would laugh at them.

Lu Xiaoxian approached them and took a look at the wild vegetables. There were quite a lot of varieties. Shepherd's purse, bitter greens, melon leaves, old bracken and the like filled a dustpan.

"It turned out that I was eating pig food, so I had to call me "young master". It's quite interesting, it's quite interesting."

When Lu Xiaoxian said this, several guys tilted their heads in anger. They turned their faces to one side, not wanting to look at this annoying guy. If it were anyone else, they would definitely give him a few big mouths. Xin Youji but

With a silly smile on his face, he looked at Lu Xiaoxian blankly. He was still young after all, so he thought it was quite funny.

As for these wild vegetables, pigs can eat them, and people can naturally eat them too.

Lu Xiaoxian didn't care so much. He squatted down next to Huang Er Leng, threw the things in his hands to the side, and took the bowl and chopsticks in his hand. He pushed Huang Er Leng off the stool and onto the ground.

Staring at him blankly, he slowly stood up and patted the dirt on his butt. It was said to be a stool, but in fact it was just some lumps of wood.

"Lu Xiaoxian, you rootless bastard, don't bully others too much."

At this time, the fat man stood up, looking like he was going to fight Lu Xiaoxian desperately.

"Big fat!!!"

Huang Er was stunned and yelled, and quickly stopped him to prevent him from talking nonsense.

Lu Xiaoxian was too lazy to pay attention to him and didn't even look at him. He picked up the wild vegetables they had just cooked and took a bite. He felt it was too bitter and spit it out on the ground.

"Ah, bah, bah, bah, it's so bitter and has no taste at all."

"you......"

The fat man was so angry that he was out of breath.

Lu Xiaoxian scooped up all the dishes they had just ordered. He opened the package again and found that it was some mutton, chicken, pig head meat, etc., all of which were cooked food. Lu Xiaoxian poured them all in and cooked them in a large clay pot.

. He also boiled some wild vegetables, but before they were cooked, he took a bite and felt that the taste was not enough.

"Is there any more salt? Give me some more salt."

The eldest son of the Su family silently handed the salt to Lu Xiaoxian. After Lu Xiaoxian sprinkled some salt, the water was already boiling. He blanched the wild vegetables, tasted them, and said, "This is right. If I had known better, I would have made some star anise peppers or something like that."

Isn’t it beautiful?”

A few people were watching, and Lu Xiaoxian started to eat by himself, not forgetting to eat some meat for Xin Youji who was looking at him with a silly smile.

"Sir, do you want to eat with us?" Xin Youji asked, looking at Lu Xiaoxian who was breathing heavily.

Lu Xiaoxian also understood what he meant and said: "Why, have you all become gods, and you have to treat each of you to dinner? How about I offer you up first, place it on the chopping board, burn some incense, and kowtow three times?"

ah?"

Some of them looked at me and I looked at you, but they didn't know what to do.

"Eat, why are you standing there in a daze?"

Then everyone sat together again and started using their chopsticks. Huang Er was stunned and took the bowl again, moved another piece of wood, and sat down.

Just when everyone was enjoying their meal, Lu Xiaoxian suddenly shouted: "Stop."

Everyone looked at him with puzzled faces.

"It would be better if I had some wine."

"Where can I get you some wine this late at night?" the fat man muttered.

"How about I go out and look for it?"

Huang Er put down his bowl and chopsticks in a daze and stood up.

"Second brother, how can you afford to buy wine?" Xin Youji said with a smile.

"Don't worry, I still have some money left for last night's meal."

"Forget it, bring me a bowl of water and drink."

Lu Xiaoxian grabbed another handful of wild vegetables and threw them in.

Huang Er was stunned and brought a bowl of water to Lu Xiaoxian. Lu Xiaoxian raised his head and drank it in one gulp.

"It's a bit bitter, but as the little kid said, it does have a taste."

Lu Xiaoxian picked up some wild vegetables and ate them, then said: "This meal tonight is not bad, let's go."

Lu Xiaoxian swayed away under the strange looks in his brothers' eyes.

After he walked for a while, the fat man said, "Is this man sick?"

"Stop talking so much, don't you see? They are here to give us meat to eat." The eldest son of the Su family said.

"I don't think he is that bad." The second son of the Su family answered.

"Then he often plays tricks on us. I think he is a weasel giving New Year greetings to the chicken. He must not have good intentions."

The fat man couldn't even close his mouth when he ate.

"You must not be as bad as others think." The boss of the Su family looked calm.

"Big Fatty, no matter what, they still gave us food. What you just said went too far. You don't slap people in the face, you don't expose their shortcomings when you scold them."

Huang Er was stunned and said about Big Fatty again.

"Originally, I think you have swallowed his tongue and forgotten how he dealt with us. He doesn't even know who his own parents are. Isn't he a rootless bastard?" The fat man was still explaining.

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"Big Fatty, you're going a little too far."

Huang Er was stunned and scolded.

"That's right, I won't tell anyone yet. Besides, my brother, you were not like this before. You dared to say anything, and you didn't think it was wrong."

"That was before, can it be the same?"

...

On the second day, as soon as Lu Xiaoxian turned over, he felt bad and thought it was over.

It turned out that he slept on their roof last night, and when he turned over, the weak roof collapsed. Fortunately, Lu Xiaoxian was very good at lightness, and he turned and jumped lightly, and fell to the side.

There was an instant loud noise in the room: "Run, there's an earthquake."

When they ran to the yard in disgrace, they turned around and saw that half of the roof had collapsed and dust was everywhere. They saw Lu Xiaoxian with an embarrassed look, and they understood instantly.

"Are you seriously ill? Please tear down our house."

Big Fatty's angry shout should have the power of nine cows and two tigers.

"I'm very sorry, your roof is too thin. If I wasn't careful... it collapsed."

Lu Xiaoxian indeed felt a bit guilty and raised his head to show his embarrassment.

The fat man still wanted to chirp, but Huang Er stopped him and said, "Lu Xiaoxian, what do you want to do? Just tell me. Don't you find it boring to toss us back and forth?"

Although Lu Xiaoxian felt very sorry, but it had already happened, so he calmed down and said, "Then let me torture you for the last day, and then you can do whatever you want from now on."

"you......"

The fat man looked at Lu Xiaoxian fiercely.

"Okay, man, keep your word."

Huang Er was stunned and looked calm.

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Chapter completed!