Chapter 32: Square Drum(1/2)
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"You are not from the government, so asking is in vain."
Lu Xiaoxian was a little pretentious.
"That's it, sir, it's really ink."
Fat people are so good - their temperament has been worn away.
"It seems that your brain is big enough, but it's not easy to use. Some people have good brains." Lu Xiaoxian teased this guy in a weird way. Seeing that the fat man went to eat meat and drink wine by himself, he ignored him. Lu Xiaoxian said again: "It's very simple.
Ah, just place a grievance drum in the middle of the busy market, and set up soldiers to take turns guarding it. If someone complains about grievances, just beat the drum."
"Isn't this just a display of yours? Which government office has not complained about injustice?"
Fatty felt that Lu Xiaoxian was just talking nonsense.
"The brain is a good thing. Some people often talk about it, but they don't know how to use it."
Lu Xiaoxian seemed to be full, burping while drinking wine.
"Say." The fat man said politely.
"I told you that I'm just giving advice. Is there any reward? I don't want high-ranking officials, I just want golden beans."
It seems that Lu Xiaoxian has already deeply understood the true meaning of the word shameless, and it has penetrated into his bones.
"Yes, you said."
The fat man was still eating meat and drinking wine without even looking at Lu Xiaoxian.
"Actually, it's very simple. The drum for beating grievances is just a one-sided drum, and it can only be spread to the government offices. But the four-sided drum is beaten in all directions and spread throughout the world. You understand." Lu Xiaoxian crossed his legs and leaned against the government.
On the stool, I drank some wine and some gourd. I looked at the fat man's servants and saw a little girl who was quite beautiful. Lu Xiaoxian said to her: "Come here and serve me a drink."
The servant looked at the fat man, who didn't say anything, so she went over to serve Lu Xiaoxian. Lu Xiaoxian lay on her side, raising her head. When she opened her mouth, there was fine wine coming in; when she opened her mouth, peanuts were delivered; when she opened her mouth, the cold dishes were served.
They came with everything. Not forgetting to scratch the bridge of people's noses with their fingers and tease them. Lu Xiaoxian really enjoyed it and lived like a local emperor. He stretched out his hands with clothes and opened his mouth with food.
"There is wine and meat, and there are people to take care of you. If life goes like this every day, even if you ask me to be a god, I won't do it."
Lu Xiaoxian sighed again.
"Then just finish what you said. If you don't understand what you said, everything in front of you will disappear immediately."
The fat man urged.
Lu Xiaoxian was threatened and became anxious, so he said: "You are really a pig. You set up a drum to complain about injustice in a busy market. Whenever someone sounds the drum to complain about injustice, he will immediately register it and make four copies. One copy will be sent to the local government and one will be circulated.
In the Supervision Department, one copy is made public and the other is submitted to the court for registration. When the case is over, not only the results and process must be noted, but also all the persons involved in the trial, investigation, records, etc. of the case must be recorded in detail.
, make it public. In this way, all cases will have a beginning and an end. Then add severe punishments and laws, and it will be clear at a glance. Power is taken from the people and used by the people. Of course, ordinary people must also have the power to use it."
"This is indeed a good idea. If it is to be set up, I think the local court must set it up at the same time to be effective."
The fat man put the delicious food in his hands and fell into thinking.
"Hey, I finally got the idea. No more wine, more wine, more wine."
The maid changed another pot of wine for Lu Xiaoxian, and then poured it into his mouth. Lu Xiaoxian's hands were not idle, and while she was going to get the wine, he tore off a piece of mutton and held it in his hand, waiting for her to come over and feed it to her.
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The maid waved her hands repeatedly and kept looking at the fat man. The fat man didn't care about so much at the moment. The maid hurriedly said: "Master, you can't do this."
"I asked you to eat meat, but I didn't ask you to do it. There is something that prevents you from doing it."
Lu Xiaoxian looked unhappy.
"You are the master, and I am just a servant. There is no reason for master and servant to share the same table." The maid explained again and again.
"I'm going to fuck you, uncle. Come over to me. I want to see you sitting at the table eating meat and drinking wine together. You don't care about the rules. If you walk around in the world and follow the rules, you will be hungry." Lu Xiaoxian started to be serious again,
Cheating.
"Young master, this is really impossible." The maid was overwhelmed by Lu Xiaoxian's treatment. She asked the fat man for help again and shouted softly: "Sir."
The fat man smiled and said, "It's okay. As long as you don't mind him being dirty, just sit down and eat together."
"What, you dare to call me dirty? I think you are a fat guy who deserves a beating."
Lu Xiaoxian's hair is about to explode.
Although the fat man spoke, Lu Xiaoxian repeatedly asked them to sit down and eat meat and drink together. However, the two big men behind the fat man did not say a word. They held knives in their arms and stood quietly behind the fat man with a sullen face. There was no other way, Lu Xiaoxian was stubborn.
However, they could only bully this girl. He wiped his hands with the wet cloth already prepared on the table, then pressed her on the stool. He tore off the meat and carefully fed her. He also poured wine into a small cup.
Feed her and drink. The girl is weak and stubborn, so she has no choice but to obey.
"That's right. You just served me and I will serve you now. It's very fair. Don't imitate the two wooden stakes and elm heads behind him. You will deserve to starve to death in the future." Lu Xiaoxian said with a smile.
"Stop making trouble first and tell me how severe the punishment will be."
The fat man had actually wanted to ask for a long time. Seeing that this guy was busy, he held it back for a long time.
"I'm telling you, fat man, do you know what's going on? You didn't look at me, but I was coaxing someone else's girl."
Seeing Lu Xiaoxian shouting at Jin - Fatty, the girl was smart and stood up immediately, for fear of ruining his son's affairs.
"It's okay, you sit down and eat your food obediently." The girl stared at the fat man, and was pushed back to the chair by Lu Xiaoxian. She also sat down, leaning back with her head in her hands. Lu Xiaoxian said again: "It's so annoying, you ruin other people's good deeds.
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"I'm taking you to have fun and if you don't go, you'll be chirping like a wild ass in heat."
Fat people are not used to Lu Xiaoxian.
"You know nothing. I have my own thoughts, young master."
"Then tell me quickly."
The fat man was a little anxious and wanted to know.
"Then you divide it into two parts. One part is about obstructing those who cry out for injustice. This kind of people will be killed as many as they want, and we must not tolerate it. The second part is about unjust, false, and wrongful convictions that occur on the sidelines. Anyone involved in the case
, they are all guilty as criminals. Whether they are serving officials or rural bullies, they should be treated equally and investigated and dealt with strictly. If this is not solved, I don’t believe that anyone can cover up the sky with one hand."
Lu Xiaoxian's words started to fly, and it seemed to make sense.
"It seems that not only can you brag, but you also have some clever ideas. You have a pretty good idea." The fat man was slightly satisfied.
"Here, give me a reward." Lu Xiaoxian stretched out his hand.
"Okay, I am happy today, so I will reward you with a big mouth."
The fat man said it very seriously with a calm face.
Lu Xiaoxian was about to argue with Fatty when someone knocked on the door and heard a voice.
"Sir, people have brought it."
The fat man responded calmly: "Bring it in!"
Someone pushed the door open and brought in a bound general, his mouth gagged with rags. Upon seeing this, the maid stood up immediately and stood aside respectfully.
Lu Xiaoxian looked at the general and secretly laughed in his heart: "Whose general is this? How could he be so miserable?"
"Untie."
The fat man ordered and his men obeyed.
The general had a free moment and did not curse at everyone. He looked at the fat man meaningfully, and then pretended to have suffered all the humiliation in the world and cursed loudly.
"You group of mountain bandits dare to coerce me to work for you. I think you are tired of living. When I return to camp, I will definitely destroy you..."
The fat man didn't care what he said, he just said: "I have wronged you, General. Are you hungry? Do you want to eat something together?"
The general shook his head repeatedly. The fat man wiped his hands and said, "You have seen my methods, do you know what to say when I go back?"
The general shook his head, thought for a moment and said, "If you know what you know, just say that the county magistrate died of a sudden illness."
The fat man shook his head slightly, and the general added: "Just say that the county magistrate acted against the will and was beaten to death by the refugees with sticks."
The fat man shook his head again, and the general said again: "Well, then... let's say he colluded with the local bullies and was killed by the green forest heroes."
"Hey, that's right, the hero's name is Lu Xiaoxian. Remember, it's Lu Xiaoxian, not Chen Daoxuan."
The fat man is still admonishing.
"Well, I'll take note of my humble position."
The general wanted to clasp his fists, but felt that his words were wrong, so he quickly stopped.
"Then how do you explain your deployment of troops and generals?" the fat man asked again.
"Tell the truth, what's the point?"
"Then you are guilty of improper protection." The fat man also helped him with his logic.
"That's not simple, just make it up casually. Just say that traces of the thief Lu Xiaoxian were found outside the city, and we led the troops to capture him. Unexpectedly, we fell into the thief's trick of luring the tiger away from the mountain, and the county magistrate was killed. Even if someone reports to the Prime Minister, everyone has his own plan.
Testimony is fine without evidence."
The general looked relaxed.
To be continued...