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Chapter 48: Wine and Meat(1/2)

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At this time, Lao Dan probably had enough fun, so he slowly approached them, held them down with his hands, and poked them with his fingers. The brothers were unable to move. Lao Dan held their necks again and touched the treetops with his feet.

, heading towards the mountains.

"Since you are no longer scared, I am no longer surprised. It affects the quality of the meat, so I will let you try something more exciting."

As he said this, he came to an open space by a lake. The surrounding area was quiet and overgrown with weeds. Lao Dan jumped up and jumped hundreds of feet off the ground. When he reached the top of the lake, he threw the two of them down.

I only heard the screams of the two brothers. Their hands and feet seemed to be bound. They couldn't break free and couldn't move. Looking down from the sky, the lake was also strange. The top was shrouded in a layer of black air, and the lake surface was glowing with silver.

The bottom of the lake is vaguely visible, and the bottom of the lake is pitch black.

What's even more strange is that the black air on the lake has no buoyancy, but has a kind of attracting force. They fall very fast.

Just like that, the senior brother fell into the lake amidst a scream of fear of heights, stirring up waves.

Lao Dan seemed to suddenly remember something, slapped his head and said: "Oops."

He chased them in the direction where they fell, plunged into the water, splashed a few times, then picked them up and returned to the shore.

"Ah, why are you so forgetful that you forgot to catch them?"

Looking at the two brothers, their bodies had long been corroded by the strange water in the lake, leaving only a pile of bones connected with a layer of thick blood and rotten flesh.

The old man smelled it and covered his nose with one hand. He felt that it smelled bad. His skull was covered with thick blood from his dirty hands without even realizing it. He tore off another leg bone and used the 70

Baluo gnawed at it with broken teeth. He ate it from the top, but it leaked from the bottom. It looked disgusting, and the rotten meat fell all over the floor. He pretended to enjoy it, but he really ate it and made himself dirty.

The old man tore at it for a while, then suddenly looked at the ground, couldn't help but vomited a few times, and jumped away.

"It's so disgusting. How can something so disgusting exist? It's so disgusting, and I actually ate it. Old Dan, you are so confused."

He covered his nose with one hand, picked up the bones with the other, and threw them into the water by the lake. He then breathed his anger on the carrion he had just torn off on the ground, and then rushed forward and kicked it. There was a stubborn rock bump right in front of him.

Being as naughty as him, I just happened to like the smelly feet he mentioned. No matter how hard the old man used to vent his anger, he would feel so good.

A pile of carrion was indeed kicked into the lake with a very precise kick, but at this time the old man kept jumping around with his useless foot in his arms. A quick glance showed that half of his foot was left, and half of it had become scum.

, it seems that the stubborn stone is slightly better.

"Ah!!! Damn it, my feet. Ah..." After dancing there for a while, he said: "Damn it, you can't be angry, you can't be angry, it takes too much effort to be angry."

He went into the water again, felt the skeletons of the two brothers, and found a pile of large and small stones. While scraping the bones with their previous swords, he used the stones to grind them.

"This is not bad. With the iron guy, it is much faster."

I also had to look into the lake and break off my own head to make gestures. After two or three days of work, I finally made a skeleton that I was satisfied with. I looked at the lake in the mirror and jumped up and down. It seemed that I was extremely satisfied.

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He also made a pair of crutches using the leg bones and skull, which was shaking very well, and he was very satisfied. Especially the skull, which could be turned in circles, like a rattle.

He then took the remaining bones to the cave and pieced them together one by one, randomly building up a human figure. If it was too long, he would cut it with a knife. If it was too short, he would just cut off a small section and piece it together. He still disliked this.

It's too troublesome, just pour it into a pile and place it randomly. Whichever stick you get is the one. But, after all, I am not studying medicine, so how can I remember it so clearly and arrange it so neatly. The left hand is long and the right hand is short. The left hand is long and the right hand is short.

The leg is broken, but the right leg is longer. There are horns on the head, like a monster.

I took three steps back and looked at my masterpiece. I laughed, feeling very accomplished and very proud.

Said: "Then it's you, stay here well. Remember back then... Oh, yes, I even forgot to ask your name."

The old guy is patting himself on the head again, but fortunately, he has replaced it with a new one. His broken one has long been given to the "new man" on the ground. The one on the crutch in his hand is naturally

It's a big senior brother.

He looked at the skeleton on the ground carefully, and then said: "What should I call you? It's too confusing. I remember that my name was Lao Dan, and the old guy's surname was Ji, so he called me Ji Dan. That's it.

Well, I don’t know your name anyway, so I’ll just call you Dandan.”

When he said Dandan, he thought of Dandan. He immediately changed his mind and said happily: "Okay, okay, you have a name. From now on, you will be called Dandan. Doesn't it sound good? Doesn't it sound good? I have so much

It’s so talented, it’s simply a genius.”

He was so excited that he was really intoxicated by his talent.

Looking at the crutch again, he said: "Then what should your name be? If you like to call yourself Taoist, I can't call you Danye, right? I can't call you grandpa, because Dandao is not easy to pronounce."

After thinking about it, I still find it troublesome.

"Forget it, just call me Daodao first. I'll give you another one later when I find a nice name. Well, it's such a happy decision."

After saying that, he jumped up and took out a dusty box from a crack in the inner wall of the cave. When he opened it, he found a magic talisman with a five-element seal on it.

I saw Lao Dan flicking his fingers, and the magic talisman immediately stood up in front of his eyes. After blowing on it, the magic talisman immediately burned again and became a talisman in vain.

Lao Dan waved his hand again and said: "Go ahead, it's up to him."

Then I saw the magic talisman floating down in the air and disappearing among the piles of bones.

"Ah, I have waited for a long time and finally today, Lao Dan, I am finally free."

Before he finished speaking, Lao Dan had already walked away from the mountain, leaving behind a very impressive silhouette of his bow-legged back. Looking at the pile of bones again, in the silence, he moved a little with his white fingers.

Just like that, I jumped out of the deep valley and walked no matter how far I saw Lu Xiaoxian and the others amidst his sighs.

"I told you, you old man, you can't eat anything right. You have to eat human flesh. Are you seriously ill?"

Lu Xiaoxian was born as a calf and is not afraid of tigers.

"Old guy, do you have a serious illness?" Lao Dan jumped in front of Lu Xiaoxian, and everyone immediately stepped back. "Who are you talking about? I just got a new skeleton. I have a serious illness, do you think I will get it?"

How can I compare with ordinary people like you."

Lu Xiaoxian also realized that if a word is not said well, it will easily lead to anger.

"Then you are an expert?"

"That's natural."

The old man was proud and patted his chest.

"Then why do you still want to eat us?"

Lu Xiaoxian actually wanted to know how these bones survived. Could it be that they really had to eat human flesh to survive? How many people would have died?

"It's easy to see clearly. It's delicious!"

Lu Xiaoxian was speechless after hearing what Lao Dan said. He was completely insane. He was thinking about how to fool him.

"Since you are an expert, do you dare to fight with me?"

"Come on, come on, why don't you dare?"

Lao Dan speaks decisively and is very powerful.

"Okay, then just keep an eye on it." Lu Xiaoxian said, drawing a few random strokes in front of his eyes with his two fingers, and chanting: "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, Wang Er's pockmark will soon appear."

He waved his hand forward and said, "Have you seen my Taoist talisman? If you can find it, I will admit defeat and let you slaughter me."

Lao Dan looked at the distance of Lu Xiaoxian's finger seriously and said, "Seriously?"

Lu Xiaoxian nodded repeatedly, thinking that this lunatic was serious. Unexpectedly, he waved his sleeves at everyone, forcing everyone to take a few steps back. Lu Xiaoxian, however, stayed where he was, motionless, and Lao Dan was a little curious.

"Lu Xiaoxian, be careful."

Jin---Fat Man reminded him that the people in front of him were getting worse and worse, and their strength was far superior to them.

"You are saying that you, a martial arts practitioner who has not yet reached the level of subtlety and Qi Condensation, still fight in martial arts? Bah!" Lao Dan said very angry.

Lu Xiaoxian chuckled and said: "You know all this, yes, yes. But unlike you, anyone who can seriously practice something is a Taoist. It doesn't have to be a Taoist practice, and the same goes for words."

"It's ridiculous, old Dan, I met a gangster just after I came out of the mountain. It seems that you are really tired of living."

Hearing what Lao Dan meant, he wanted to take action. Lu Xiaoxian hurriedly said: "No, no, no, you are also a master after all. In this way, let us know how to die, okay? Just tell us your story, after all, you have reached the underworld.

I also know that he died under the sword of such a master."

After hearing this, Lao Dan knew that this kid was delaying time on purpose, and he didn't know what he was holding back. But he had been living alone in an empty valley for so many years, and there was really no place for him to talk. Today he finally got a master who took the initiative to listen.

How could you miss this.

Should I eat meat or talk about it? Lao Dan thought about it over and over again and finally figured it out. He first let go of the years of grievance, hatred, boredom, loneliness, emptiness, coldness...etc., etc., etc., until his intestines were emptied.

, it’s not too late to pretend to be human again. So he promised Lu Xiaoxian to talk to him and let him be a sensible person.

"Okay, then you just listen to what I have to say one by one."

"stop."

Seeing that he was about to take the bait, Lu Xiaoxian immediately stopped.

"So what, you don't like to hear it?"

Lao Dan was very unhappy.

Lu Xiaoxian greeted him with a smile and hurriedly explained: "Who doesn't like it? Being able to listen to the teachings of our seniors is really a great blessing in life."

"Then why are you so nagging?"

"Isn't this for the sake of my seniors? Look, if you want to eat meat so much, you must have not tasted the taste of human fireworks for a long time, so you must be greedy." Hearing Lu Xiaoxian say this, the old man knocked his gums, and then

Looking at the people behind Lu Xiaoxian, Lu Xiaoxian saw that something was not good and quickly explained: "Senior, believe me, there is no oil or salt here, even if they eat our meat, it won't taste good! In this way, I call these little ones behind me
To be continued...
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