Chapter 30: If one meal is not enough, two meals are enough!(1/2)
"They won't kill me, Huang Xiaoxian."
Seeing that the crowd was a bit scary, Bai Ze slowly moved towards me and whispered to me.
I swallowed my saliva, slowly stood in front of Bai Ze, and said to Bai Ze: "It should be fine, I'm here." In fact, I felt a little panicked, after all, we were in the wrong in this matter, and we had to deal with it first.
If a fight breaks out, I can't take action against them. If I beat them all, the grudge between Bai Ze and them will become even deeper.
Indeed, everyone’s atmosphere made me nervous.
I smiled awkwardly at everyone, pulled the corners of Bai Ze's sleeves and said to Bai Ze, "Be more generous."
"Haha, hello everyone, I am Bai Ze." Bai Ze also smiled awkwardly and said to the immortals and gods.
But after Bai Ze finished speaking, everyone's atmosphere was still very cold, and they still just looked at Bai Ze without speaking.
"Little God, how about I first..." Wangqiu River God said to me with a trembling voice from the side.
I directly helped the Wangqiu River God who wanted to leave to sit on the stool at the prepared dining table and said, "Sit here."
Then I looked at the people who were still staring at Bai Ze and said nothing. I closed my eyes and thought: "Give it a go! There's nothing that a hot pot meal can't solve! If there is, then two! Let's deal with it! Huang Xiaoxian!"
After thinking about it, I closed and opened my eyes and began to shamelessly say to a dozen gods and gods:
"Everyone, actually we are here for two things this time, but why don't we just stand like this? Meeting each other is fate! Hey, look, this big table of dishes, I'm here to treat you, I'm here to treat you
Everyone! Give me some face and let’s talk while eating! What do you think? Okay?”
After saying that, there was no sound. I swallowed my saliva and began to look at the God of Qiuhe for help:
"Come on, come on, Grandpa Wangqiu, please help me add water, add water!"
Wangqiu River God looked at me and quickly helped me add water to the pot.
"Okay! The water is ready! Come and see boom! Boom! Boom!" I pointed to the firewood under the pot in front of everyone and yelled "Boom."
"Boom-" Boom-boom sprayed some sparks towards the pile of firewood.
"Bear!" The fire was on fire all of a sudden. I thought to myself: "It's really a shame."
"Okay, it's on fire!" I looked at the dozens of gods and gods around me with a smile on my face, and continued: "Eh? The fire is on fire, don't stand still, sit down, sit down,
Sit down quickly, oh, sit down! Sit down! What are you doing standing up!"
"Hey, hey, sit down, sit down." Seeing me winking at him again, Wangqiu River God quickly helped me and said, and by the way, he forced Grandpa Sang Huai to sit down.
Seeing Grandpa Sang Huai sit down, I directly asked the atmosphere team to increase the firepower.
"Intensify the fire! Boom boom!"
"Bear——" The sparks almost flew out.
I tried my best to continue smiling and greeted everyone: "Quick, everyone, sit down. The cooking is ready soon! Stop standing? The water is boiling and the dishes are ready! Sit down, sit down!" In fact, I am
A person who is extremely afraid of social interaction, but he risked his life for...!
My efforts finally paid off, and one after another everyone finally sat down.
It was almost evening, and I thought that a hot pot without atmosphere would be useless, so I had an idea and secretly used my divine power to "hang" two atmospheric "small round lanterns" on the side.
"Gulu gulu." The water is boiling.
As soon as I saw the water boiling, I immediately stood up.
"Oops! It's boiling! Put the vegetables in the pot quickly. Di Jin, help me." I quickly greeted Di Jin, the only one I was slightly familiar with, thinking: "If I can't pull you, I'll start with you."
Start with familiar ones, one by one!"
Di Jin looked at me in a daze, "Ah? Oh okay."
Then he also started to help me cook together.
I was delighted: "It's better if one person moves than if no one moves at all!"
I followed the posture of Dijin and quickly greeted the others enthusiastically:
"Come on, everyone, cook all the vegetables you want to eat. Once cooked, you can eat it! Come on, come on! Little guys, what do you want to eat?"
Seeing that the adults ignored me, I directly set my target on the children. I thought: "You adults can't use chopsticks, children have to eat."
Sure enough, the little fairies began to happily choose the food they wanted to eat.
"We want to eat this and this!"
"Okay! Please pass that to me, thank you." I happily replied to the little fairies, and then turned my eyes to the fairy beside the little fairies.
The immortal god on the side finally became a little indifferent and said to me: "I will cook it for them, little god."
"Okay, okay." I looked at the immortal and said happily, and I thought to myself: "Finally, his grandma has spoken!"
Looking at the fairy who was helping the little fairies cook food, I quickly encouraged the remaining fairies.
"Everyone, don't be stunned. Let's cook all the dishes from our side. Let's cook."
"Put your vegetables in. That one needs to be cooked for a while before it tastes better."
"Yes, yes, put them all in."
But my mouth was busy. Fortunately, Huangtian paid off and they finally started to move!
"Let me help you, Sang Huai." Grandpa Wangqiu picked up the chopsticks and picked up the food in front of Grandpa Sang Huai and said to Grandpa Sang Huai.
"Who wants you to help me? I'll do it myself." Grandpa Sang Huai took the chopsticks from Grandpa Wangqiu's hand and said with a hint of arrogance, and then picked up the vegetables himself.
"Hahaha, after all these years, my temper still hasn't changed at all." Grandpa Wangqiu said with a smile and glanced at me.
I rejoiced in my heart: "God assists Grandpa Wangqiu!"
Seeing that the vegetables in the pot had floated, I quickly took advantage of the situation to greet everyone.
"Oops! If it floats, it's ripe. Try it!"
After saying that, I took a chopstick of vegetables to Grandpa Sang Huai and Di Jin, and said, "Grandpa Sang Huai, please try it. Is it delicious?"
Seeing that Grandpa Sang Huai was still a little moody, I turned to look at Di Jin and continued to ask: "Is it delicious?"
"It's delicious." Di Jin nodded and said shyly.
I smiled with satisfaction and said to the big guys, "Then everyone eat quickly! Eat more! Eat before cooking other things!"
Seeing that everyone started to use their chopsticks and started to communicate a little, I finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh, now that everyone is moving, the atmosphere is finally warmer."
"Xiaoxian." Bai Ze suddenly called me quietly from the side and said softly: "Thank you."
I smiled at Bai Ze and shook my head. Then...I thought of an idea.
"Bai Ze!" I suddenly and deliberately shouted to Bai Ze in front of all the gods and gods.
"Ah? Here!" Bai Ze was stunned for a moment.
I took out all the fruits in my pocket and said to Bai Ze, "Help me squeeze these into juice and share them with everyone!" After saying that, I winked at Bai Ze.
"Roger it!" Bai Ze stayed for a second and replied immediately.
But when everyone saw Bai Ze's expression, it was still a bit indescribable.
I exhaled, continued to smile and asked everyone: "Who drinks the apple juice?"
"What is apple juice?" the curious little fairy said first.
I was delighted: "Sure enough, children can liven up the atmosphere the most."
"That's it!" I showed the apple juice that Bai Ze and I squeezed to the fairies, then put the apple juice in a bowl and gave it to everyone one by one.
"I, let's do it ourselves, Xiao Shenjun." The embarrassed Immortal God had already stood up and took the juice bowl from our hands.
I smiled at them and said, "Why are you being polite to me? Don't be polite to us, come and try it!"
“Delicious.”
“It tastes really good.”
“Really delicious.”
"Can you give me a... bowl?" The immortal who was cautious at first and did not drink the juice also began to take the initiative to extend the invitation.
I was really happy in my heart: "With the first beginning, there will be a second one who is willing to open up the knot." I quickly said to the immortal: "Of course!"
After saying that, I handed the bowl to Bai Ze, looked at Bai Ze and said, "Your Highness, please take it over for me and I'll squeeze the grape juice!"
Bai Ze understood what I meant and took the bowl.
"good."
"Ah no...thank you." The immortal said a little embarrassedly and was about to refuse.
But Bai Ze still brought it to him personally and smiled at him.
I thought: "With such a good-looking smile, the so-called smile disappears all grudges, and with such a beautiful face, it can definitely add a lot of points."
After thinking about it, I happily continued to stir up the atmosphere.
"Who wants grape juice?"
"Me!" The little fairies were the first to bear the brunt.
To be continued...