Chapter 201 Poetry master Lu's father
Chapter 201 Poet Master Lu Dad
Yangcheng Art Center has a charity dinner tonight.
There will be an auction at the charity dinner, and all the money raised from this auction will be donated to children in impoverished mountainous areas.
The organizers invited industrialists from Yangcheng, and Lu Jintao was naturally invited.
However, there was some conflict in tonight's schedule. He had to participate in the selection contest held by the poetry club. He stayed up for several nights and forgot to eat and sleep before writing a proud piece.
So I am very confident that I will win the prize tonight!
"Let me read aloud to you my favorite work——" Before Lu Jintao finished speaking, Qin Shuyi and Lu Yumeng said in unison:
"No need!"
Lu Jintao: ...He looked at Shen Luojun expectantly: "Luo Jun, you must really want to hear it, right?"
Shen Luojun couldn't stand Lu Jintao's sparkling eyes and nodded.
Lu Jintao immediately beamed: "Ahem, then I will read it aloud briefly——
"snow"
Oh, it's snowing!
My friends and I played in the snow together.
Suddenly, I felt a little urgent to urinate.
I peed in a pit.
He peed a line."
After reading, the air around me was silent for a long time.
"...Is it over?" Shen Luojun asked after holding it in for a long time.
Lu Jintao nodded: "Well, it's over, how about it, Luo Jun, please comment!"
Uh...this...
Shen Luojun looked at Lu Yumeng, who said with his lips: I told you to ignore my father a long time ago.
Qin Shuyi covered her eyes in shame: "Well, Lao Lu, let me think about it, let's go to the charity dinner with the children."
She didn't want to embarrass herself with Lu Jintao.
"What, of course you have to go with me! If I win the award, you will go on stage with me to receive the award!"
Qin Shuyi:......
"As the saying goes, the vulgar is the elegance. Luo Jun, uncle, this poem is not bad. It is full of life and childishness. Doesn't it remind you of the scene when you were peeing with your friends when you were a child? Hahaha!" Lu Jintao! The more I talk, the more I feel happy:
"I know, I know, you must be surprised by your uncle's literary talent! Hehe, even though your uncle is like this, he still has some ink in his belly! So, Luo Jun, if you have nothing to do, just study poetry and poetry with your uncle. I Teach you!”
Lu Yumeng:......
Qin Shuyi:......
Help, help, these two don't even know the idiot in front of them.
"Haha." Shen Luojun didn't know what to say and could only laugh twice.
Lu Yumeng quickly dragged Shen Luojun out: "Brother Shen and I will go first. Dad, I wish you success!"
"Mengmeng..." Qin Shuyi looked at Lu Yumeng with twinkling eyes: Take your mother with you!
"Mom, I really envy you, the future wife of a poet! Let's go first, bye!"
What a joke, I finally went on a date with Brother Shen without bringing my parents with me.
Qin Shuyi:...Damn it, my little cotton-padded jacket is leaking.
"Okay, be careful on the road." Lu Jintao proudly hugged Qin Shuyi's shoulders: "Then, Madam, the future poet, let's set off too."
"...Lu Daniu, if you dare to compete with this poem, I will kill you."
"Wife, if you don't like it, it doesn't matter. I have several other songs to choose from——
For example, this "Egg"
Oh, I have an egg, an egg.
Wow, it's really an egg, an egg.
Hey, it's actually an egg, an egg.
Ha, it is indeed an egg, an egg.
How about it! Emotions are ups and downs, first suppressing and then rising. A few interjections express a person's joy, anger, sorrow and joy of owning an egg. Isn't it amazing?"
You are such a big-headed ghost!
Dad Lu's first poem made fun of a certain writer. There was no harm in it, so don't be offended.
Chapter completed!