Volume 2 Heroes Chapter 30 Praying Mantises, Squirrels, and Macaques!(1/2)
"Ah~ bang!" Li Zhi rubbed his nose, alerting himself to his physical condition.
Han Yaya pushed open the rusty iron gate of the community, turned around and said with a smile: "Hey~ someone is thinking about you~"
Li Zhi rolled his eyes and replied in a calm tone.
"It could be a cold, it could be bad air, or there could be foreign objects like small flying insects."
"Tch~ You don't feel it, don't you? It doesn't matter to you if there are really small flying insects, right?" Han Yaya's character is destined to not care too much whether the words she speaks will reveal other people's scars.
"I don't care, but my nose will." After a brief pause, Li Zhi replied to the eldest sister's slightly sarcastic question.
Han Yaya narrowed her eyes dangerously.
"What do you mean, your nose is an independent entity? How about I remove it for you?"
Li Zhi's pupils contracted, not sure whether the other party was serious or joking.
To be conservative, he explained: "For me, my entire body is independent. It only shares some feelings when it is in a 'good mood.'"
Seeing that Han Yaya was about to ask another question, Li Zhi didn't want to waste any more time and quickly interrupted.
"Let's hurry up and hurry up, thank you."
The white moonlight brought some light to the road. Li Zhi followed the swaying gray tail in his eyes and began tonight's first experience of the 'battle' category in the 'Iron Triangle'.
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In an abandoned supermarket where you could barely see your fingers, Li Zhi and Han Yaya were leaning under the window and sitting on the floor.
The two were leisurely discussing the hunting plan under the moonlight.
"Well~ Tonight's target is an old acquaintance of our family, a monkey that I have long wanted to disembowel! With your help this time, I will definitely be able to avenge my shame. Haha~"
Han Yaya was obviously in a good mood, and her eyes were emitting a dangerous green light in the dark environment.
Li Zhi looked at each other with these green lights, and a trace of nervousness inevitably arose in his heart: "Old acquaintance? What do you need me to do at that moment?"
"Yes~ Our relationship is so deep~ So deep that if I don't eat its monkey brains, I won't be able to sleep well the whole day! Hehe~" Han Yaya revealed a wicked smile.
"As for what you have to do~ it's very simple. You just need to run to the door of its house, shout twice in a moderate tone, and then jump twice in front of it. Well! That should be about the same."
After listening to Han Yaya's instructions, Li Zhi's brows wrinkled involuntarily.
"I would like to ask, what will happen after I do this?"
"Well~ according to my expectation, it will definitely attack you. Then~ you stand there and get beaten, and I will find an opportunity to sneak attack it and try to kill it with a fatal blow!" Han Yaya answered naturally.
"..." At this moment, Li Zhi didn't know what he should say or what he could say.
After a brief speech, Li Zhi finally opened his mouth: "I roughly understand what you mean, it's a bait tactic, right? I am a bait."
"Uh-huh~ Yes." Han Yaya looked at Li Zhi with a smile on her lips, and there was a hint of a teachable child in her eyes.
Li Zhi hesitated to speak. After thinking for a moment, he only squeezed out one word.
"good."
There is nothing to refute. When it comes to fighting against the awakened magical beasts, it is a correct and reasonable arrangement for him to act as a bait as he is relatively weaker.
In this way, the plan was finalized, and the two men's hunting tonight officially began.
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Morning is approaching, when the moon is at its brightest and brightest.
Under this rich moonlight, a large willow tree is completely and clearly located at the intersection of streets - a very ordinary crossroads.
Going up the tree trunk, which is so thick that three or four people can hug it, you can clearly see a monkey wearing a blue vest sitting down.
It was leaning against a small tree house, concentrating on looking for lice on its body.
After careful observation, Li Zhi, who roughly confirmed that the monkey was no more than one meter tall, retracted his head.
In this hidden place less than a hundred meters away from the willow tree, Li Zhi looked at Han Yaya and began to whisper: "Is it that one? I seem to have seen it before."
"Yes, that's it! It's a shameless and powerful monkey that has harvested many of my prey first! Have you seen it?" Han Yaya first gritted her teeth to confirm, and then expressed doubts.
"Well, I walked through here before I met your family. But when I saw it, it was wearing a conspicuous red vest."
Li Zhi nodded slightly, and then guessed what the so-called "powerful" power actually was.
After listening to Li Zhi's explanation, Han Yaya said nonchalantly: "Oh, I didn't expect this monkey to have more than one set of clothes. He is really becoming more and more like a human."
"..." Li Zhi, who was still wearing the sparring uniform of the magnificent training ground, did not dare to answer. He really only had this set of clothes.
"Okay, stop looking. I can't kill it anymore, come on!" Seeing Li Zhi trying to poke his head out again, Han Yaya kicked him toward the street.
Li Zhi, who staggered and almost fell down, quickly put his hands on the ground, which prevented his only clothes from getting dirtier.
After looking back calmly, Li Zhi walked slowly towards the big willow tree.
In this way, under the curious gaze of the monkey, Li Zhi walked step by step to a place about four or five meters away from the willow tree and stopped.
He raised his head and looked at the monkey.
Suddenly, Li Zhi stuck out his tongue and half-rolled his eyes. He danced and jumped up and down with his face that was about to tear apart.
The cold moonlight was spreading, and the deserted streets were silent. Li Zhi made a grimace and twisted his body, resembling a mentally ill person.
"Scared~~"
The monkey on the tree had bared its teeth at some point and made a dangerous sound.
It jumped out without hesitation and pounced on Li Zhi's face that needed a beating!
After jumping more than ten meters in the air, the monkey accurately landed on Li Zhi's chest.
The momentum caused Li Zhi to involuntarily take several steps backward before falling backwards.
"Scared~" With a roar, the monkey raised its right paw towards the face that was so close. Its remaining three limbs were firmly fixed on Li Zhi's poor clothes.
Faced with this unexpected situation, Li Zhi did not panic. He stretched out his left hand and grabbed the monkey's raised right paw, while his right hand took advantage of the situation and grabbed its slender hairy neck from behind.
However, even so, the monkey's right paw still took Li Zhi's left hand and clawed hard at his face.
Caught till bloody!
Even though only a weak feeling of pain came back, Li Zhi was still stunned. He didn't expect that his left hand had no effect at all!
Those plush arms, which in his eyes had nothing to do with being thick, were actually so powerful!
With no time to complain, Li Zhi quickly strangled his right hand and tried to pull the monkey off his body.
Fortunately, although the monkey has amazing strength, its weight is still normal.
"Hiss~"
With the help of the weak clothes and the sound of the fabric breaking, Li Zhi pulled the monkey away from his body.
When the time came, Li Zhi instinctively wanted to push the other person to the ground.
He succeeded!
Li Zhi was half-kneeling on the ground, strangling the monkey's neck with his right hand, and struggling to hold down his lower back with his left hand.
"Bang bang~bang bang bang~"
The intense heartbeat sound was transmitted between a person and a monkey, and it was impossible to tell whose heart the source was.
Suddenly, the tilt of the scale of victory was reversed.
"Uh~" Li Zhi was in mid-air, and he let out the inevitable groan that naturally comes from being hit hard on the abdomen.
He was kicked from the back! To be precise, he was kicked from the back!
The situation changed. Li Zhi grabbed a certain stuffed animal's neck with his right hand and jumped several meters away with the owner of the neck.
"Bang!" The sound of flesh falling to the ground sounded.
At this moment, Li Zhi was lying on the ground, and the monkey was riding on him.
Because Li Zhi first grabbed the monkey's neck from behind, and just now he also pushed it to the ground from behind.
So the current posture of one person and one monkey is that the monkey is looking at Li Zhi's feet and squatting on his chest and abdomen. Li Zhi is pinching the monkey's neck and looking at the back of its head, which is full of hair.
The scene fell into a strange and quiet atmosphere. The monkey did not continue to scratch the torn clothes, and Li Zhi did not tighten his right hand any more.
"Bang bang bang~ bang bang~"
The sound of heartbeats surrounded the embarrassing and humorous scene, causing one person and one monkey to slowly begin to think deeply about human/monkey life.
One second, two seconds.
Five seconds, six seconds.
"Whoosh~"
"Bah!"
"Chi~!" The monkey's shrill scream finally broke this absurd and ridiculous scene.
It turned out that Han Yaya found the right moment and launched a fatal attack!
Her long and sharp nails quickly drew a black arc, trying to penetrate the monkey's chest directly.
To be continued...