Chapter 16 The Stupid Cat
Chapter 16 Stupid Cat
Old Street, September morning.
Typhoons have been blowing these past few days, and there are small puddles on the ground in the old streets. Bicycles are splashing water as they pass by, and the bicycle bells are ringing to remind you to avoid them. Everything feels slow.
Feng Wuli pushed the door open and scratched his head.
The white tiles reflected the golden morning sun, which was so bright that it was blinding. The balcony curtains were lifted by a strong gust of wind, and the wind chimes hanging on the eaves of the balcony were spinning like crazy. The rising sun slanting from the balcony could only climb to the waist, and the upper body was placed without any
Where the sun shines, a head of black hair flies,
Typhoons have landed in the past few days, and he feels the morning breeze, which dissipates the summer heat.
I yawned, brushed my teeth and washed my face, got dressed and went downstairs.
"Kacha——!"
The lens captures it perfectly.
Feng Wuli was not surprised.
He walked to Ye Ji who was licking the milk, and followed the cat's hair from the head to the tail. He repeated this several times. Ye Ji stuck out his little tongue and focused on licking the milk, ignoring him. He then closed the rolling shutter door that was still closed.
, let the fresh morning air flow in, and came back to look at Wang Xilou who was still pressing his cell phone.
In the photo, there is a young man who looks a little green and childish, but very sunny.
"How old is this phone?" he muttered.
"Twelve years, what?"
Wang Xilou carefully compared the photos from the past, squinting. Each photo was taken when Feng Wuli came down from upstairs. As he swiped to the right, he could see with the naked eye that each photo had grown taller, stronger, and transformed from a quiet and silent little boy.
, turned into the boy standing in front of her who needed her to raise her head.
"Change a smartphone, there's not enough memory."
"don't want."
"Why?"
"There are photos of you on this phone. If you change the master, you won't be able to see them."
Feng Wuli pursed his lips. Although he was very touched by this reason, he still said: "You can transfer the photos to a computer or a new phone and save them. Besides, your old phone has been broken several times. You can get it repaired next time."
No one can fix it well."
Wang Xilou's eyes widened and he looked up at him.
"Can this still happen?"
Wang Xilou now looks the same age as him, but she is not a blooming flower like other young girls. She is a centuries-old little zombie that has been dried, molded and framed. She is a very old-fashioned person. We are now in the 5G era.
She didn't take in information any faster.
"But Master heard that those smart phones have radiation." Wang Xilou was a little embarrassed.
"..."
You can't blame her. This zombie has never been to school after all. The son doesn't think the mother is stupid, and the master agrees.
"Who did you listen to?"
"Aunt Wang told me."
"Are zombies also afraid of radiation?"
"Bang!"
Knowing that the words were not nice, Wang Xilou narrowed his eyes and gave him a slap on the shoulder. This young apprentice became more and more unbehaved and had no idea about respecting a teacher.
"Then give it to Master quickly."
"When I come back, I can bring one for you. Do you have any requirements?"
"The one you use."
"Okay, give me two thousand." He spread his hands and was not polite at all.
Wang Xilou slapped his hand, muttered and asked the master for money, ran up the stairs and then down again, and gave him a China Merchants Bank card.
Feng Wuli stuffed it in her schoolbag. He could give her the old phone and then buy a new one himself. The plan would work.
Ye Ji, who was still licking the milk, raised her head proudly and licked her ball-like paws: "Go out? Where are you going? Take me with you."
Her hair is soft and silky, and her sky-colored eyes exude a touch of nobility, like an elf.
Feng Wuli went over to pick him up and stroked her. She squinted her eyes helpfully, smiled and turned over in his arms. She held Feng Wuli's hand with her two front paws and put it on her belly.
He motioned to Feng Wuli to rub there as well.
Feng Wuli naturally satisfied her.
"No, Xiaoye, I have to go to school after summer vacation, so I can't play with you anymore."
Ye Ji meowed: "Idiot! What kind of cat do you think I am? I am hundreds of years older than you."
Feng Wuli smiled gently: "Yeah, but I have to go to school today. The third year of high school is a bit busy. Can Xiaoye just stay at home first?"
Ye Ji showed a hint of unobservable loneliness.
She meowed, jumped down from Feng Wuli's arms, landed on the ground, and transformed into the appearance of a long, straight black female high school student. Her temperament was cold and unapproachable, her eyes were as calm as water, as calm as a deep pool.
With arms crossed, looking very proud.
"We have decided to go to school with you today."
"You can't be willful, Xiaoye." Feng Wuli felt helpless.
"If she wants to go, let her go. Anyway, she will be playing with those big oranges in your school."
"We're not here to play! You're so annoying!" She stamped her feet back and forth and denied loudly.
Wang Xilou sat in front of the counter, looked at the two little guys with one hand on his face, and said with a smile: "Ye Ji really likes to be unreasonable."
Even though he is in human form, he can still see Ye Ji's fury: "Nonsense! How could I like this guy... But he's just my mount!"
I don’t like short-lived humans!
she thinks.
The style of beautiful girls with long black hair and straight hair is indeed different.
Wang Xilou grinned like a stupid cat.
Feng Wuli told Wang Xilou that he was going out.
"Don't quarrel with the children!"
"would not…"
"Oh, I don't know who beat up a group of people on the first day of kindergarten and asked them to make friends with you. If Xiaoxiao hadn't stopped them, I'm afraid even the teacher would have been beaten, right? I was so embarrassed when the parents of the kindergarten were found.
It’s all lost.”
"..."
This matter cannot be overcome.
Feng Wuli had a dark face and didn't want to pay attention to her. She smiled even more wantonly.
"Look at your store, you talk so much."
At the end, he added: "I'll be back later tonight. I plan to go to the company."
The company here refers to the official organization that walks between practitioners and the common people.
"We are going to eat dragon fruit stewed pork tonight."
Seeing Feng Wuli walking away, she shouted "Wait a minute, wait for us" and followed quickly, her long black hair swaying straight up.
His high school was not far from the old street, about twenty minutes' walk away. However, considering that taking Ye Ji out, the twenty-minute walk would take more than an hour, so Feng Wuli pushed a bicycle out and asked her to sit on it.
behind.
"It's unreasonable, not just anyone can be my mount." The beautiful girl with long black hair said arrogantly.
Yeji was worried about Xiao Jiujiu, and was sensitively worried that Feng Wuli would be sad because she just said she didn't like him.
She is so gentle and cute!
In fact, she still likes her a little bit, but only a little, and she will never admit it.
"Come up quickly." Feng Wuli was about to set off on his bike.
She quickly sat over.
When he met the uncles and aunts in the old street, he greeted them with ease and always had a gentle smile on his face, which was very different from the silent look he had when he was a child.
As soon as the car bell rang, he drove out of the old street.
The county has changed a lot in the past ten years. There are only a few old towns here on the old street. After riding a few steps from here, it is like walking from the alleys of the last century to a modern city, with intricate black pipelines on one side.
, the block is narrow and cramped, with clothes hanging to dry in the alleys and sundries placed randomly. On one side are constant traffic, office buildings, neon lights and huge billboards. The traffic lights on the streets change, and the crowds reunite like separated rivers.
A high school student was riding a bicycle. Sitting on the back seat, he looked around at an equally youthful and beautiful girl. The beautiful girl's black hair flowed as the bicycle moved forward. It was as beautiful as a youth idol drama.
There is a row of snack shops in front of the school. You can get a full breakfast for two or three yuan, and the air is mixed with the scent of gutter oil.
There were a lot of people here, so Feng Wuli got out of the car and pushed her over. Ye Ji felt that as her own horse, she should push the cart for her, so she didn't get down. The fat-like calf at the hem of her skirt swayed, her eyes were filled with ice.
, a beautiful girl with black long straight legs and an iceberg-like temperament, attracted a lot of attention along the way.
It's just that neither Feng Wuli nor Ye Ji are people who care about other people's eyes.
"No reason, buy us a bunch of fish eggs." She pointed at the offal paving the way.
Feng Wuli sighed and bought it for her. He watched as Ye Ji stuffed two pills at once, her pink cheeks became as bulging as a hamster's, the flower of the high mountain turned into an ice sculpture beauty in an instant, and there were many young boys around her.
They all had wild looks on their faces, they couldn't move their eyes away, and they secretly envied that boy.
He leaned over and whispered:
"Remember, no one can see Saya turning into a cat or a cat turning into a human."
"Don't give me orders!"
"Hey? Don't steal my fish eggs!"
"Okay, okay, we get it!"
Feng Wuli smiled and looked at the beautiful girl with long black hair and straight hair who was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle. She felt that this little domesticated elf was too cute.
Although I plan to write about daily life, I have to get into the main line.
Chapter completed!