Chapter 222 Chinese New Year

After dinner, Feng Wuli and Po Nu were washing dishes. Some children in the old street called Wanwan out to pick up firecrackers to play with. They picked up many unlit ones and fried them.

Holding a toothpick in his mouth, Wang Xilou put on the jacket that Feng Wuli took off in the yard, holding the ugly hat under his arm, and went out for a walk.

As soon as I went out, I put the hat on my forehead, twisted the hat and pressed it firmly. The toothpick hit the root of the banyan tree on the roadside with a 'spit' sound. I dug into my pocket with my right hand and took out a handful of melon seeds. As I walked,

Knock it up.

The big black dog next door usually barks when it hears someone passing by. Today, there are continuous firecrackers. It has been barking all day, and when it sees someone passing by again, it immediately stops barking.

Wang Xilou looked around and saw that no one was there. Two zombie teeth grew out and his eyes shrank into a single point. The big black dog took a few steps back sickly, and its barking turned into a whine.

The little zombie felt happy and grinned twice. He put his pockets in his pockets and went to find the old ladies to play mahjong. As he walked, he threw the melon seed shells next to the roots of the trees on the roadside.

During the Chinese New Year, there is no one who doesn’t play mahjong.

Moreover, the amount of money given in the past few days has been very high, usually only one cent or two cents, but today he dared to pay one yuan. Wang Xilou felt excited, thinking about whether he could win back the money he would give out in the red envelope tomorrow, so he wrapped his clothes in the cold wind.

He walked two steps faster.

When she came back, it was almost eight o'clock and the room was very noisy.

She looked at Po Nu singing in front of the TV with a puzzled expression.

"Three out of four." He put the three cards on the table upside down.

"That's right, macadamia nut, that's what it's called."

Chifu's voice was a perfect girlish one, just as Feng Wuli expected. She was very embarrassed to sing, with a red face, and her voice was very small, but very nice. She sang a cappella a Jinling folk song "Flower Tune"

, which is the original version of the well-known song "Jasmine".

"Wanwan, help me lick the back, I can't lick it."

She patted Feng Wuli's head angrily and said, "Chifu, please sing a song instead of doing squats."

Yeji reprimanded him in protest, licked the cat for a while, and ran away to find Wanwan to help her lick it.

The two little ones are very busy on the sofa.

Occasionally I would give her advice on how to play a card, but most of the time it would be disagreements.

"It's not necessary to discuss such a small matter." He couldn't help but feel a toothache.

Chifu lost again. Before Feng Wuli could speak, she stood up holding on to the table.

"It's over, it's over, let's keep going!" Po Nu said in a high-spirited voice.

She whispered a few words and looked at him a few times, just like the three eldest aunts and eight eldest ladies in the village gathered around and talked about each other when they saw a stranger entering the village.

But after a while, Ye Ji, who went out to pick up firecrackers on the ground with Wanwan, came back, and it was not so easy for Feng Wuli to win.

It’s still Chifu, well, it’s better to do squats.

After all, it was Wang Xilou who couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't bully little Chifu."

Feng Wuli: "..."

When Po Nu lost, he arranged various talent shows. The little girl from the Song Dynasty who was good at singing and dancing was really a joy to watch. Moreover, she wore very little, like hot pants and a vest in the winter, which was very eye-catching.

Probably because when Po Nu dances, she will enjoy it because Feng Wuli is watching, but this is the opposite effect here in Wang Xilou. She will feel that she is a master, dancing for her young apprentice.

Then it was Wang Xilou's turn for the next talent show.

"Can Po Nu lose?"

"Playing cards, the loser will be punished."

He lowered his head, and Ye Ji also raised her head and looked at her brightly: "Did I say something wrong?"

Feng Wuli feels that Chifu's temperament is that of a martyr, and asking her to sing and dance is definitely an insult. It should be more uncomfortable than killing her. She belongs to the type who would rather die than surrender, so he fulfilled her, not only allowing her to be punished by the game's punishment mechanism, but also not feeling guilty about herself.

Being treated specially and not having to trample on your dignity to perform your talents.

She was stunned for a moment, realizing that she had been exposed, her eyes were dim and uncertain, and finally she just frowned and said: "You're celebrating the New Year, don't force me to slap you."

"Is it a macadamia nut?"

She was a little embarrassed, with a blush on her face, and Feng Wuli thought she was extremely cute.

Then it was Wang Xilou again. Feng Wuli asked her to squeeze his shoulders. Master's hands were soft, but not soft, and the strength was appropriate.

Followed by Chifu, continue squatting.

No matter what you say, performing on stage will definitely win an award.

Feng Wuli never avenged the night before. He didn't wipe his hands after going to the toilet. He grabbed Ye Ji with his wet hands and made all the hair on her body wet and messy. As a long-haired cat, it was enough for her to lick.

Don't disturb yourself for ten minutes.

Wang Xilou and Po Nu just used another way to give themselves benefits.

It is obviously much more difficult to deal with twice the power of Wang Xilou. It does not mean that the intelligence is doubled, but that you need to look at the eyes to judge whether the other party is lying. With Wang Xilou as a variable, the calculation becomes much more complicated.

She didn't believe that she couldn't win against her little apprentice in one night!

The three of them continued, and Wang Xilou moved a chair over and sat behind Po Nu.

Wang Xilou raised his eyebrows: "What's your tone?"

She just stood up and planned to continue squatting, but her legs lost strength and she knelt down directly towards Feng Wuli.

"It's not about fighting landlords or cheating. It's a game that relies on intelligence. It's useless for her to use her spirit to entangle her."

"More, how much interest?" The once cold iceberg girl is now miserable, but she still tries her best to maintain her cold image. Feng Wuli feels like a little girl pretending to be an adult but can't pretend to be cute anymore.

There is a self-destruct device on his body, and after the whole game, Feng Wuli has nothing to do.

He quickly held him up and asked worriedly: "Are you okay?"

The three of them chatted together and thought about what to do with themselves, and they actually held a small meeting for such a little thing.

Wang Xilou smiled fondly and shook his head, put the macadamia nut in Po Nu's hand and asked her to give up her seat.

But it's still meaningless. Feng Wuli will kill everyone tonight.

Very good, she no longer planned to reason with herself, Feng Wuli obediently took the macadamia nut from her hand.

Obviously he looks exactly like Po Nu, but watching Wang Xilou dance is a different feeling.

"Okay, Lord Yeji." Wanwan didn't realize that she had a hand to smooth her hair, so she stupidly turned back into a fox.

What a shame!

But Feng Wuli liked to watch Wang Xilou dancing for him with an aggrieved look on his face.

Hearing Jinling Tiao Diao Po Nu and Wang Xilou were a little distracted again and sang along in a low voice. Feng Wuli felt that this scene was very beautiful.

She hummed twice, suddenly thought of something, and then took out a handful of nuts from her left pocket: "Try this, it's called shrimp stomach fruit. Master ate it at Xiao Su's house and it was delicious. I heard it's very expensive."

Yes, high-end goods. See if you like it. If you like it, master, go buy some tomorrow."

Chifu...

"Xiaoye is right."

"Master went out for a walk and walked to Grandpa Su's mahjong parlor." The little Su in her mouth was the Grandpa Su in Feng Wuli's mouth. He opened a small shop in the old street and put several mahjong tables and billiard tables in it.

This is a game that relies purely on intelligence. Without the bonus of some mysterious powers, Ponu is on the same level as Chifu.

In the next hand, Chifuji had the most cards left. When she lost, Feng Wuli asked her to do a deep squat. Even if Chifugi's legs were weak, he didn't say a word and silently came back to get the cards.

"They said they just listened to me, but you didn't listen." Wang Xilou sneered while chewing her shrimp stomach fruit.

How could Feng Wuli dare to embarrass her: "But the debt will be owed with interest."

"Master Yeji, your hair is all messed up."

He had no choice but to go to the toilet and come back. The culprit was still there shouting at him: "It's unreasonable, they are whispering."

"It's wrong to lie."

The three people over there finally came to the conclusion of their discussion, asking Feng Wuli to boil hot water for the three of them to wash their feet.

Wang Xilou suddenly froze: "How much did you lose? I don't even know what you said."

Finally, she added: "Master just goes out for a walk. The Chinese New Year is not about visiting the neighbors."

But this does not prevent Wang Xilou from beating his legs next time.

As we all know, Wang Xilou's intelligence has never been very good.

"I, can I owe it first?"

A game like cheating is all about having a dark heart, ruthless hands, no poison and no husband, and how can a few little girls be Feng Wuli's opponent.

"Oh." Feng Wuli obviously didn't believe it.

I went to do 200 squats tremblingly, and came back with a swing.

"Xiaoye is right." Feng Wuli comforted.

"Unreasonable, you lied, this is obviously not a threesome." The kitten in his arms meowed.
To be continued...