Chapter 267: Beat your apprentice as early as possible

Author: The mountains are full of pine nuts

Chapter 267: Beat your apprentice as early as possible

The old lady's body was found.

Wang Xilou was once again embarrassed. Although she had been embarrassed not once or twice, she didn't expect that the old lady could still retain so much regret after becoming a zombie.

She was a little embarrassed.

Feng Wuli felt that it would be fine if no one was hurt.

But it would not look good to have a corpse showing off in the street, so Feng Wuli hid it in the shadow first, and then put it directly into the coffin when he returned to Gao's house.

The tall and strong man saw the coffin board being opened and his mother was back!

Feng Wuli didn't pay attention to the wonderful expressions on the faces of everyone in the Gao family. The company's cleaning staff would come over to deal with the remaining problems. He just asked Wang Xilou in a low voice:

"Do you want to dispose of this body? Otherwise, what if it is buried in the soil and turns into a zombie?"

"It's not that easy to become a zombie. It requires a lot of conditions. Do you think any dead person can become a zombie?"

"That Sister Song said..."

"Ah."

Wang Xilou sneered: "I didn't notice that the master had lost his spiritual power at first glance, but now I think that the little girl is clearly a member of the Xiangxi corpse extermination lineage. It's impossible to say that the old lady is behind the scenes when she returns to life."

Feng Wuli seldom came into contact with the twists and turns of these people in the world, and he really wasn't as thoughtful as an old man like Wang Xilou. If he looked for Song Sangu now, she would have disappeared.

This actually solidified Wang Xilou's idea.

"Then why is she like this..." He figured it out as soon as he asked.

Wang Xilou flicked his forehead.

"You're cheating money. With the emergence of companies, it's getting harder and harder for these practitioners these days. If there is no business, just create your own business. It's not new."

Feng Wuli nodded.

Wang Xilou said that there was a cultivator who controlled the clouds before and there was a hailstorm. He was a car repairman and his business was in a downturn.

Feng Wuli also found it funny.

Usually when the company can send him, he always fights monsters, but rarely has contact with practitioners.

The master and apprentice did not help much, but they had a dinner in the evening, and the Gao family gave red envelopes. Wang Xilou thought that he was eating from others, so he had to help after receiving the money, so he started his own business and went to help

A man recited the mantra of rebirth and acted as a concierge for one night.

She took out the Taoist robe that she had not put on for a long time from the right palace, and put it into a bun. The light of the candlelight and paper money was disturbed by the airflow. The candlelight flickered and the light and shadow changes appeared on the white and pretty face of the woman. The little Taoist nun

The appearance of Wangxi Tower has another style.

Seeing the apprentice outside looking at her, the little Taoist nun stretched out her delicate little hand from the wide Taoist robe when no one was paying attention. She made a pistol gesture with her index finger and thumb, and shook his head from a distance. Then she looked calm again and said

There are words to read.

So cute.

She took care of everything: "I will choose a feng shui treasure for your old lady to bury!"

The Gao family might now regard the two of them as gods and keep saying yes.

Feng Wuli felt speechless: "It's rained and the mountain roads are muddy. What are you going to do?"

She shook her head and walked around him. Only her new water boots with a bear pattern kept clicking, indicating that her new water shoes were not afraid of getting dirty.

Seeing the zombie's proud look, if there weren't many people around, he would have taken off her new water shoes and thrown them far away.

What a childish zombie.

The master and apprentice stayed overnight at the Gao family to charge the battery car. The next day, Wang Xilou followed the funeral procession to select a site for the Gao family.

Wang Xilou's method of choosing a suitable place for burial is also very mysterious.

She led the team carrying the coffin and walked towards the mountain. Wherever she put it, she shouted to stop, then walked to the ground, stood up again and waved her hand to continue walking. She repeated this several times. The last time she lay down and stood up: "This is it, lie down."

Stay at ease!"

Feng Wuli called Director Yang and gave a verbal report to explain the situation.

There were a lot of things going on in the days after the Qingming Festival. Director Yang was very busy. There was always something crying and howling. It seemed that he had led the team into a ghost world. Feng Wuli always had a sense of déjà vu as if Director Yang took the time to answer his phone call when bullets were raining down.

Just report it and hang up.

Even the ghosts and monsters have signals. I have to say that China Telecom is really strong!

After finishing his busy work in the morning, Wang Xilou took back the driving rights of his favorite car and drove all the way back. He kept looking back and said, "Master replaced the battery with a new one last week. Doesn't it feel different?"

Her voice was slightly distorted in the wind.

"The roads in the countryside are so narrow, don't drive so fast...wait and drive into other people's crops."

"Oh, if you weren't so heavy, Master could drive to fifty!"

"...Watch the road." He had a headache.

"Master will show you how to close your eyes for ten seconds."

Feng Wuli's temples bulged.

Wang Xilou always has a lot of tricks up her sleeve. She is like a playful cat with unlimited energy. Feng Wuli, who has been tortured since childhood, is helpless.

However, it felt good to sit behind and hold Wang Xilou's waist. He put his chin on the little zombie's shoulder, as if he was holding her whole body in his arms. Wang Xilou, who had been shouting just now, didn't know why.

He stopped talking and just drove the car silently.

After a while, she said weakly: "... behave yourself."

There are crops and flower fields next to the cement road in the countryside, and a small house appears far away. Feng Wuli, who drives by, always wonders what kind of life the people who live here live.

Encountering a field with ditches on both sides, Wang Xilou stopped the car and went to wash her new water shoes. They had a lot of mud on them when they went up the mountain this morning.

The air here is very good, and there are flowers blooming on both sides of the concrete road. Although they are rapeseed flowers, they also have their own butterflies.

Unable to see clearly the country road at the end of the road before and after, Feng Wuli stopped in the rapeseed field. When he noticed the reckless girl, he thought for a moment that they should be stopping in the spring.

Wang Xilou took off her shoes, brushed her hair hanging in front of her face, and wiped the mud spots on her new shoes seriously.

Suddenly, a high-pitched whistle sounded on the roadside, resounding throughout the fields. Wang Xilou was so frightened that he trembled. His shoes fell into the ditch and were about to float away.

Wang Xilou looked at Feng Wuli with anger on his face: "Just wait!" He quickly went into the water to retrieve her shoes.

And her precious apprentice has taken more than a dozen photos of this scene.

When she picked up her shoes and stepped onto the cement road with bare feet, the man drove her car forward for more than ten meters.

"come here!"

"No……"

"Master won't beat you!"

"you swear……"

Wang Xilou held up his shoes and walked forward silently, leaving a series of small wet footprints on the cement floor.

Then the battery car also drove forward slowly, keeping a distance. When she moved forward, he also moved forward. When she stopped, he stopped too. They looked at each other from a distance. This man actually looked innocent!

She suddenly started running.

She felt that she was faster than the wind.

She started to pant.

She held her knees up and gasped for air.

The traitor said calmly: "My car can drive up to fifty yards."

"..." She breathed enough and said with a gloomy face, "I count to three!"

Then Feng Wuli received a beating.
Chapter completed!