Wonderful Thoughts

Author: Undersea lava

Wonderful Thoughts

"I just told you to go out, why are you still wearing a mask?"

Xiahou Yue's focus fell on Su Ji's face.

Before Su Ji could answer, the corners of her mouth bent, she laughed out loud, and said to herself: "Because your face is swollen?"

Su Ji looked at Xiahou Yue and had to admit that she was beautiful and cute. She was loved by people since she was a child, but she just didn't like children of the same age. She thought they were childish and didn't know how many children of the same age she cried. It's a pity that the golden jade was so bad that she was a perverted fight back to him.

Su Ji didn't want to pay attention to her.

"I said that as long as I find you, I will show me your swollen face." Xiahou Yue touched her pocket and took out her cell phone, held it with both hands, and pointed the camera at Su Ji, "It is okay to keep it as a black history."

Su Ji wanted to speak but stopped. This was really a shooting of himself in the foot, but who could have thought that the other party could find him with a photo. I can only say that he was careless and lost Jingzhou.

"You speak, why don't you speak?" Xiahou Yue asked.

Su Ji held it in for a long time and wrote two words: "Toothache."

"Who are you lying to? There is nothing wrong with speaking just now." Xiahou Yue said, "Let me see how your face is swollen."

Su Ji knocked out Xiahou Yue's hand that came out and stared at her with his eyes slanted.

Xiahou Yue did not retreat, but instead put her hands on her hips and went further and said, "Do you want to go back on your word?"

"I didn't say I won't show you." Su Ji said, "Let's see again when I get home."

"But I want to see what to do now?" Xiahou Yue asked back.

"Okay, look at it." Su Ji was helpless because he knew that refusal would be taken away. He took off his mask and looked at Xiahou Yue quietly, "You're satisfied."

"Satisfied." Xiahou Yue nodded.

"How about it?"

"I didn't laugh."

"You can just laugh." Su Ji said, he cared about it, but he didn't care so much.

"I agreed not to laugh, but I don't laugh." Xiahou Yue bit her lips and tried hard to raise her face. I have to say that her handsome face and bright lines have now become round faces, big pie faces, and circular arcs. It's really a bit of a problem. Then she subconsciously tilted her head. That was a cute move for normal times, "But why is her face just swollen?"

"I don't know how to answer what you said." Su Ji said, "It was originally a swollen face, of course it was just a swollen face."

"I thought it would be like Ouyang Feng in "East and West"."

"I have a swollen face, not a sausage mouth." Su Ji said, "I'm sorry to disappoint you."

"I forgive you." Xiahou Yue waved.

"You're still panting when you say you're fat."

Xiahou Yue laughed and said, "By the way, why do you feel that although your face is swollen, it is very swollen and round, like a fat man with fat face, not as if he is sick at all."

"I just said my face was swollen, and I never said I was sick."

Xiahou Yue recalled the chat records of the two people. Su Ji did only say that his face was swollen. He never mentioned from beginning to end that he was sick. It was just that she thought the other party had a toothache and had a wisdom tooth pulled out.

"So," she suddenly became a little worried now, "Can your face recover?"

"It should be possible." Su Ji touched his face, and he couldn't guarantee it, "I don't know either."

"If you are fat, you lose weight, and if you are sick, you will be cured. You are neither fat nor as if you are sick..."

Xiahou Yue looked at Su Ji and muttered to herself.

"Many cats have round heads, not fat but cheeks. The cheeks are the patent of male cats. Because of the hormone stimulation, fat accumulates on both sides of the cheeks, which is an excess of skin stratum corneum. This layer of tissue can produce a certain protective effect during fighting..."

"Then after the cat is only one year old, the skull no longer continues to grow and the head circumference is basically fixed, so it will slowly start to slap the cheeks until it reaches the golden period of 2 or 3 years old..."

"Why do you feel that the cat's cheeks look so similar to your current swollen face? If you want a male cat or a man, you either gain weight or get sick, you just have a cheek, and then you have to start squirting when you become an adult..."

"In the end, not all male cats will have cheeks. Cats rely heavily on genetics. If they don't have cheeks, their offspring will not..."

"Then the result is - why don't other people have the symptoms of you? Because they don't have the gill gene, only you have gill gene, so now you have gill gene..."

"There is genes like this because of the hair and it is like baldness. No matter how rich you have, it cannot be cured. Even if the British prince is still bald, hair transplantation means removing the east wall and repairing the west wall..."

"Don't want that kind of thing!!"

"Suddenly I was browsing or something."

"I hope I won't be able to shine my cheeks for the rest of my life."

"Even if you want to have cheeks and gain weight, you have to wait until you have two children, and you will reach middle age."

Su Ji looked at Xiahou Yue and said to himself, and even shouted with his hands in his arms. He couldn't help but complain: "What are you doing... I don't say anything, you look like you are about to collapse."

He said: "I am a human, not a cat. Cats can slim their cheeks, but people can't slim their cheeks."

He said that, his thoughts were that he was not a human, but a dragon, and then he thought of a story, a story of a cat turning into a dragon - the cat that the king of Shu, the minister of Tang Daoxi, would sing heavily under the eaves, and it would grow slightly, and suddenly the front feet and eaves came, and suddenly the lightning came, turning into a dragon and left.

This means that a cat is a dragon, a dragon is a cat, a cat will have a cheek, and a dragon will also have a cheek?

Su Ji became a little worried, and he said, "I feel my face a little swelling."

"Swelling and pain, do you think it's swelling and pain?" Xiahou Yue turned his head when he heard this, "It's better to have pain, it means that you are not on your cheeks, but you are sick. As long as the disease is cured, your face will not be swollen."

Su Ji touched his face and said, "Really, I didn't care so much. I was really worried by you."

"You are worried about me." Xiahou Yue said, "Let me touch it quickly."

“Eh?”

Xiahou Yue stretched out her hand. Even Su Ji was so sensitive that she couldn't avoid her hand. She said, "Touch it and recover soon... Have you seen a doctor and have you taken medicine?"

She withdrew her hands, hugged her chest, nodded subconsciously, and suddenly said, "How to say... this is a cheek, not a pathological one. It's quite cute after watching it for a long time, not unacceptable."

"I can't accept it." Su Ji said, "It's better to get back to its original state as soon as possible."

Xiahou Yue nodded repeatedly after hearing this, and said, "Although she is very cute now, she is still more handsome as she used to be."

Su Ji sneered and snorted.

It’s useless to struggle now, so I can only wait quietly.

"That's it." Su Ji was too lazy to care. He turned around and prepared to go home and walked towards the big iron gate. "Do you park your car or put it outside?"

"Stop in."
Chapter completed!