Chapter 251 Feed the black shit
"Fill, fill with manure water?"
Lin Shuxin and Lin Man retched for a while, their expressions full of disgust. Just listening to it made them taste bad.
This damn girl is so wicked. She can even come up with such unscrupulous ideas. Tong Sikui can't calm down anymore.
He was afraid that Tong Yao would actually take feces and pour it into his stomach, so he hurriedly struggled to send 'grandpa' away. If the feces and water were really poured into his stomach, he would be so disgusted that he would stop eating.
Tong Xiangqiao was also stunned. Although she felt nauseous, it was not in her stomach after all. She was afraid that Mr. Tong would not leave. When she saw Tong Sikui struggling, she gritted her teeth, hugged Tong Sikui with all her strength, and urged: "
Then go quickly, your dad and I will hold him down."
Tong Yao stood up and walked out, saying as she walked: "It may be hard to find excrement in our big city. I heard that black dog excrement can also be used. I happened to see some on the roadside on the way here. I'll pick some first."
Come back and try feeding him something."
Upon hearing this, Tong Xiangqiao hugged her tighter, "Stop being so nagging, go quickly."
Afraid that Tong Yao would stuff dog feces into his mouth, Tong Sikui didn't dare to put on any fancy performances. He kicked his legs and twitched twice. His dead fish eyes returned to normal, and his eyes instantly became blank, "Girl, what are you doing holding me?"
He glanced around the crowd and said, "Why are you all looking at me with a horrified expression? What happened just now? Wasn't my uncle counting money? Hey, why am I sitting on the ground?"
After saying that, he struggled to get up, but was held down by Tong Yaohui, "Don't move yet." He decided to teach this nephew who was pretending to be a ghost.
Tong Sikui was calm on the face, but a little scared in her heart. She pretended to be wronged and said: "Second uncle, do you suspect that I did something? I really didn't change the money. I don't know what happened. I took the money from the bank."
I haven’t moved since I came out.”
Before Tong Yaohui could speak, Tong Xiangqiao said: "Of course you didn't get the money, it was your grandfather who changed it. He just got on top of you. You move first, and we want to help you drive away the evil spirit."
"What? Grandpa, grandpa got on me? What did he say?"
Tong Sikui pretends to be presentable and performs shock vividly. If he were sent to the entertainment industry, he would be able to win various awards.
Just as Tong Xiangqiao was about to explain, Tong Yao pinched her nose and picked up a large pile of dry black dog excrement with a wooden stick and ran in, "Hurry up and press him down and feed this into it to drive away evil spirits."
"I'm Sikui, grandpa has left." Tong Sikui was so frightened that he struggled to stand up again.
Tong Yao said with a bad smile: "Ghosts are the most cunning. When they see us looking for something to deal with them, they will pretend to leave. Besides, if you are possessed by a ghost and have a negative energy, even if you leave, you have to eat some dog poop to drive away the evil energy.
Otherwise, people are prone to serious illness and great misfortune."
Tong Xiangqiao was superstitious and believed in Tong Yao's words. She hugged Tong Sikui tighter and said, "Sikui, hold your breath and take a bite! Black dogs are also said to drive away evil spirits in TV dramas."
I heard that people who are possessed by ghosts have poor health. Once they are possessed by ghosts, they will do it a second time. This time, it is okay that it is their biological father. But next time, if an evil ghost pops out from somewhere, then it will not kill anyone?
Better eat some shit just in case!
Tong Sikui was so angry that he cursed in his heart. He had heard of black dog blood to ward off evil spirits. Who the hell had ever heard of black dog excrement to ward off evil spirits?
Afraid of being unable to hold down Tong Sikui, Tong Xiangqiao also called her son and daughter over. Together with Tong Yaohui, a total of four adults pinned Tong Sikui to the ground. Even though Tong Sikui was very strong, he could not break free at once. Tong Xiangqiao saw
He gritted his teeth and refused to open his mouth, and even asked Lin Shuxin to pinch his chin with his hands, until Tong Sikui's mouth came out with sour water.
Seeing the dog shit in Tong Yao's hand getting closer and closer, he could smell the stench. If he didn't tell the truth, this big black dog shit would choke him to death.
Facing Tong Yao's sly smile like a little fox, Tong Sikui finally understood. Tong Yao didn't believe that her grandfather was possessed at all, and she deliberately punished him. Even if he ate dog shit, he would still spit out 20,000 yuan.
, otherwise Tong Yao will not give up.
This cousin has been arrogant since she was a child, but she always gave people the impression that she didn't have much brains, and she didn't know how to marry someone. She just had a lot of clever ideas. She knew that she had fallen into a trap this time, and Tong Sikui hated and annoyed her.
Seeing that everyone was determined to feed him dog shit, Tong Sikui almost burst into tears. At this critical moment, she had no choice but to beg for mercy.
"No, no, no, no, I'm not possessed by a ghost, I don't eat shit, I'm not possessed by grandpa, I'm faking it, I really am faking it."
Tong Yao smiled and said: "You are possessed by a ghost. What you did just now was exactly the same as grandpa. If you were not possessed by grandpa, how can you explain those ghost coins? Stop making excuses. I got the maggots out of this shit.
Now, if it’s clean, eat it quickly, and you’ll be fine after eating it.”
Tong Sikui almost vomited, and quickly admitted: "I am the grandfather I imitated, and I also exchanged the Ming coins. I wanted to embezzle 20,000 yuan for a moment. Second uncle, I know I was wrong. Stop Yaoyao quickly.
I’m going to get you money now.”
Hearing this, everyone present was stunned, especially Tong Xiangqiao. They had no idea that the possession of her biological father was a farce staged by Tong Sikui. She angrily punched him on the back several times and cursed: "You damn kid.
, you even lied to your own aunt, do you want to scare me to death by doing this?"
If you want to deceive people, you should at least get some decent fake money! You even get a bunch of ghost coins to fool people, and a three-year-old child can tell them apart.
Thinking that she had been frightened like that just now, she just became angry. Even if she lied to others, she still hid it from her. Did she plan to pocket 20,000 yuan?
Lin Shuxin and Lin Man did not expect that Tong Sikui could come up with such a sexy idea, especially Lin Man. Thinking that they had not looked down on Tong Yao's villainous heart just now, they did not expect to be slapped in the face on the spot. They thought to themselves that this cousin
What he did was too low-key. She looked at Tong Sikui with disgust and refused to say anything.
Tong Yaohui, on the other hand, seemed to have guessed it a long time ago. He snorted and stood up. Tong Yao also sneered, threw the shit into the trash can beside the table, patted the dust on his hands and said, "Okay, since you admit it,
Then hand over the money!"
After such a commotion, Tong Sikui was so frightened that he didn't dare to act like a monster anymore. He went back to the room and took out 20,000 yuan. The elders, the younger generation, and the younger ones were all here. Being watched by so many people, no matter how shameless Tong Sikui was.
, at this time, his face was a little confused, and he said with a red face: "Second uncle, the money is all here."
At this time, Tong Sikui felt extremely regretful. If he had known that he could not keep the money, he would not have done so many things. He had lost face in front of the family and was almost fed dog shit. Thinking of the taste just now, he
My stomach began to churn and emit acidic water.
He took out another 20,000 yuan, and his heart, liver, spleen and lungs were all expressing reluctance. His salary was only 80 yuan a month, when would he be able to earn 20,000 yuan.
Tong Yaohui snorted coldly, took the money and counted it again. After confirming with Tong Yao that the amount of money was OK, he signed his name, took the money and left without saying a word the whole time.
It can be seen that Tong Yaohui was really heartbroken by his nephew this time.
It is very unsafe to carry hundreds of thousands of dollars with you, and it is easy for bad people to miss you. Tong Yaohui took his ID card to the bank to deposit the money, and he felt more at ease. On the way home, the father and daughter went to the vegetable market and bought some
Chapter completed!