Chapter 317 Staff(1/2)
Chapter 317 Employees
Author: The lady is a fairy
Chapter 317 Employees
Seeing that Guo Shengye said something so pitiful, Cang Mao believed it, opened his eyes wide and said, "So pitiful..."
The whole country cannot come up with a magical weapon, not even a cat.
Guo Shengye smiled and rubbed Cang Mao's head. Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang looked at each other in disbelief, neither of them saying anything.
They thought that after Guo Shengye regained his memory, he might become more doggy and a thorn in the side like before, but they didn't expect that Guo Shengye would be so peaceful after regaining his memory.
Xiaobai couldn't help but said: "When can the word 'gentle' be used to describe our wild brother?"
His sinister words successfully gained an iron fist from Guo Shengye.
Xiaobai was not angry, but looked at Cangmao with a smile and said, "You have to cherish it. Brother Ye was not like this before. Now that he is older, his temper has gradually improved."
Cangmao blinked and asked, "Did Xiaoye have a bad temper before?"
Little Tang paused and said seriously: "My temper was actually pretty good before."
He just gets upset easily and is moody.
Cang Mao looked at Xiao Bai again and asked doubtfully: "Are you lying to Mao?"
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment and retorted: "I'm not lying to you. I was beaten by your brother Xiaoye every day before. There was no reason. He just beat me up."
Xiao Tang sneered and said: "What reason do I need to beat you up? To be honest, if Cang Mao couldn't understand your weird words, I wouldn't be able to beat you, and I would have beaten you to the point of paralysis."
Cang Mao also nodded in understanding and agreed: "Yes, there must be a reason for Brother Xiaoye to hit you. If he hits you, it means you deserve to be hit."
Cangmao originally called Guo Shengye "Xiaoye", but after Xiaobai said "Brother Xiaoye", Cangmao also found it novel, so he called him "Brother Xiaoye" on his own.
Xiaobai choked at what these two eccentric people said, waved his hands, and said impatiently: "I won't tell you two, you two are unreasonable."
Guo Shengye sneered and asked, "Are you reasonable? If you can't talk to people, you just say they are being arrogant? Xie Sanlang, Xie Sanlang, why didn't I notice that you have this problem?"
Xiaobai was squeezed out, but he just said: "Yes, that's right, I'm like this, what's wrong?"
But Cangmao asked: "Isn't Xiaobai Xiaobai? Why has he become Xie Sanlang again?"
Xiao Tang chuckled and said: "Xiao Bai is just a code name, just like your dog friend. Doesn't it also have two names?"
Cangmao rolled his eyes and asked: "The big dog has two names?"
Guo Shengye sneered lightly and asked: "Is the Tengu it? Is it the Emperor of Heaven? And is the Big Dog it?"
Guo Shengye asked three questions in a row, and Cang Mao nodded three times before he understood and suddenly said, "Xiao Bai's second name is Xie Sanlang?"
Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily: "What is Xie Sanlang! My real name is Xie, the third in the family, so outsiders call me Xie Sanlang, but my real name is not Xie Sanlang!"
Cangmao nodded: "I know, just like the big dog's real name is not Emperor of Heaven, you think it's a stupid cat!"
Xiaobai choked and looked at Guo Shengye and Xiao Tang angrily, hoping that these two people could take care of the cat.
However, Xiao Tang smiled and added fuel to the fire: "Don't I think you are stupid?"
Cang Mao turned to look at Xiao Tang and asked, "Then are you calling this a discord?"
Xiao Tang paused, looked at Guo Shengye, and asked: "Is it really stupid or is it pretending to be stupid? It even knows how to instigate discord."
One more person was being squeezed, and Xiao Bai was happy. He brushed the fur on the gray cat's head and said, "Look at how much our cat knows. When we go out, others will think that this is still a cultural cat."
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Cangmao shook his head and denied repeatedly: "I have no education, I am an illiterate cat."
Xiaobai looked at Guo Shengye in confusion: "Why do you praise it so humbly?"
Guo Shengye said casually: "I'm afraid you would put a tall hat on it and coax it to read. This cat hates reading. It's not like you don't know that."
Cangmao chuckled, and Xiaobai was even happier: "Hey, I'm really a sperm."
Cangmao said unhappily: "I am a fairy cat."
Xiao Bai turned to look at Xiao Tang, who spread his hands and explained: "Have you forgotten the pile of books that the master brought back from the earth? Especially "Journey to the West", which also has a comic version."
Xiaobai smiled and said: "Hezhu doesn't like reading, but he loves reading comic books."
Cangmao asked strangely and with a little joy: "Does the 'book' that loves to read also refer to comic books? That cat is so cute reading books."
Guo Shengye said: "If you can learn knowledge from comic books, then of course it can be regarded as reading."
Cangmao nodded with a smile, taking it very seriously, and complained to Guo Shengye: "This is a good way to teach cats to read. The blood-red one is so annoying. It always makes cats read books they don't understand.
How can a cat learn if you let it hear something it doesn't understand?"
Xiaobai asked with great interest: "Who is Xuehonghong?"
Cang Mao glanced at him warily and said, "You just scolded the cat, and you still want to ask the cat?"
Xiaobai choked. He really didn't expect the red cat to be so vindictive, so he said, "Then I apologize to you."
Cangmao blinked and apologized to the cat? It was a bit new.
It didn't grab Xiaobai and said, "Well, Xuehonghong is Xuehonghong. He is very good at reading. By the way, his bow and arrow are also very good."
Xiaobai asked: "Fighting the Emperor of Heaven?"
Seeing Cangmao nodding, Xiaobai was surprised and said: "You red cat looks like a child. I didn't expect you to be so old."
This was not the first time that he knew how old Cang Mao was, but he was always shocked for a while. After all, Cang Mao was really a kid at heart, and he always felt very young when he got along with it.
Cangmao said unhappily: "You are just too old."
Xiaobai smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I am old, but Emperor Zhan Tian actually taught you how to read. It sounds like you are quite popular."
Cangmao proudly puffed up his red plush chest and said: "Of course, when I hit the gong, everyone in heaven would come to support the cat."
Xiaobai couldn't imagine it and didn't really believe it. He joked: "I didn't expect you to have a cat protection team."
Guo Shengye nodded and said: "They believe that Cang Mao is closely related to the original way, so even if they don't like Cang Mao, they don't want to let Cang Mao get into trouble."
Xiaobai looked solemnly: "I see, I remember you said before that the battle between the original martial arts happened during that period. It seems..."
He didn't say any more.
According to Guo Shengye, "they think" means that Guo Shengye does not agree with this statement. In other words, Cang Mao has nothing to do with the origin of Taoism. Cang Mao is being plotted against.
Xiaobai knows without thinking that it is another so-called political struggle and something related to interests.
Cangmao denied: "Of course they like cats."
Guo Shengye rubbed its head with a smile and said, "Yes, they like you, but it's useless."
Cangmao tilted his head: "What's the use?"
Guo Shengye said: "It is only useful if you are related to their interests."
If the fire can't burn you, naturally you don't think it's a big deal. Even if you like something, if you have to sacrifice your wealth and life for it, it's not worth it.
Xiaobai frowned, made a sound of disgust, and tutted: "It smells like a capitalist... and you teach bad children."
Xiao Tang also shook his head and smiled, thinking this scene was very magical, and said: "Brother Xiaoye, why do I think you are raising Cang Mao as your son?"
Guo Shengye lowered his eyes at the big cat and said, "If it wants to call me daddy, I won't mind it either."
Cangmao was confused for a while and then said: "But I am a cat."
Xiaobai enjoyed watching the show and said without hesitation: "You recognize him as your father, but no one thinks that you two are biological."
Cangmao thinks it makes sense, but...
It said in confusion: "Then if no one thinks that we are biological father and son, why should I recognize him as my father?"
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Xiao Tang: "..."
Both of them were distracted by Cangmao's divine logic. It took a while before their minds came to their senses and they said: "But you are recognized as a species born and raised. If you accept him as your father, you will have an extra father."
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Xiao Bai no longer knew what he was talking about. His mind was very confused and he had begun to fall into self-doubt. After all, he thought he was a pig with a high IQ, but he couldn't even talk to a cat.
Guo Shengye chuckled and interrupted: "Okay, if it doesn't recognize it, it won't recognize it. It's just a joke."
Xiaobai also breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly changed the subject and said: "Brother Xiaoye, I think you are really an exploiter. You talk about interests and interests, and you have no human touch at all."
"Am I impersonal?" Guo Shengye sneered, pointed at the table, and said, "If I were impersonal, you would have been killed long ago and become a dish on this table."
Xiaobai swallowed, looked at Xiao Tang, and said, "Can we eat braised pork tomorrow?"
Xiao Tang sneered: "Why, do you want to savor the taste of your own clan?"
Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said: "I just remembered that in our world where we remember the bitter and the sweet, every time during the Chinese New Year, there are the screams of my people."
Xiao Tang agreed: "This is true."
After all, in the period novels, the village had to kill pigs every Chinese New Year, and only the second senior brother was harmed.
Xiao Bai always sat next to the slaughtered pig, with a frightened look on his face. Xiao Tang didn't know what kind of style he was in. He obviously insisted on coming here, and he pretended to be so scared after he came.
To be continued...