Author: The lady is a fairy

Of course it's not a coincidence.

Guo Shengye said slowly: "If the male protagonist really loves the female protagonist, then he has two possibilities. One is to start his own business and become a business giant from scratch; the other is that he does not have the ability to start a business, so he can go to work step by step and have

The heroine's monthly family dividends will ensure that the lives of the two of them will not be different."

Xiao Tang asked doubtfully: "But what if the male protagonist is high-spirited and has strong self-esteem and is unwilling to eat soft rice?"

Guo Shengye said speechlessly: "So what? Do you mean that if you like someone, you want them to suffer hardships with them? That's not called high-spirited, that's called soft rice and hard work."

Cangmao raised his paw: "What does it mean to eat soft rice but forcefully eat it?"

Xiao Tang explained: "He really wants to eat soft rice, but he is afraid of losing face, so he has to ask the other party to beg him, and then he will reluctantly accept the other party's kindness. This is called soft rice and hard food."

Guo Shengye added: "Besides, if you can be in love with Bai Fumei, how many people would be willing to be a good housewife at home? This male protagonist is really a bit ungrateful."

Xiaobai burst out laughing and said jokingly: "Brother Xiaoye, you speak like this with some personal grudges."

Guo Shengye sighed: "When I was poor, I really wanted to sell myself."

For example, when he was in a research institute that was developing a lot of waste, the officials were tightening their belts to get research funds for them. At that time, Guo Shengye, as the leader of the research group, really wished he could break a penny in half and spend it.

He was so short of money that he, a capitalist young man, longed for a wealthy overseas Chinese woman to fall in love with him.

Xiao Tang couldn't imagine that, after all, even if he was living in poverty, he still had the skills to eat. He was a doctor, a combination of Chinese medicine and Western medicine, and he would never starve to death no matter where he went.

He is not like Guo Shengye, who is a hammer in the east and a stick in the west. He tries new industries in every life and basically never crosses the line. Naturally, he does not have Guo Shengye's worries.

Xiaobai wondered: "You, a young man from the exploiting class, can understand the poverty of the poor class?"

Guo Shengye rolled his eyes and said, "Seriously, you will die sooner or later because of your mouth."

Xiaobai didn't dare to say anything for a moment, after all, he had a criminal record.

When Guo Shengye took him and Xiao Tang to the countryside, Xiaobai would sometimes tease Guo Shengye that he was the eldest young master. In those days, terms such as eldest young master and bourgeoisie were very sensitive, and he almost fooled Guo Shengye and the other three.

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Cangmao asked: "Actually, I was once poor. At that time, I also sold myself."

Guo Shengye lowered his head and looked at the big cat selling himself, and asked: "You still have to sell yourself? Aren't you the darling of heaven?"

Cangmao sighed sadly and said, "I'm not their darling, I'm just a sneaky big fat cat who gets picked up on all day long."

Xiaobai smiled and said: "Who said this? It's quite appropriate."

Cangmao sighed again: "The big fat man said it."

Guo Shengye pinched the fat on Cang Mao's body and asked: "You are so fat, is there anyone fatter than you?"

Cangmao rubbed his belly with his paws and said unconvinced: "Pangling is fat."

Guo Shengye said speechlessly: "Other people's kittens are all fluffy, so they look fat, but you, on the other hand, are quite plump, and are a solid kitten."

Cangmao glared at Guo Shengye: "You are trying to bully me!"

Xiaobai was happy: "You are a cat who is quite good at learning new words. We just said it a few times and you understood it and can use it. You are better than a primary school student."

As he said that, he gave a thumbs up.

Cang Mao raised her chin proudly, looking very proud.

However, Guo Shengye held down Cang Mao's big head and explained: "Girls' fatness is different from ours."

Xiaobai and Xiaotang didn't understand what they heard, but Cangmao understood it and said: "Pang Ling's fat here is fat, and mine is fat here. She can call me fat, why can't I call her fat?"

Cangmao puffed up his chest and pointed to his belly.

Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang understood instantly, and even sympathized with the "fat spirit" Cang Mao called. Which female Bodhisattva descended to earth and actually raised Cang Mao, a great injustice, with her own hands.

Guo Shengye patiently explained: "Girls have fat here and here because of their body structure, and the standards for fatness between girls and boys are different. Girls need to give birth to children, so their bodies need to store more

Some fat. It’s different from boys, and it’s different from a fat cat like you, not to mention..."

He said rather contemptuously: "In addition to your belly fat, you are also quite fat in other places. It is true that you are a big fat cat."

Guo Shengye's simple explanation was an eye-opener for Xiaobai and Xiaotang. Xiaobai was laughing so hard that he could hardly sit still: "Brother Ye, do you really raise Cang Mao as your son?"

This explanation to fool children was also used on Cangmao.

The Cangmao suddenly raised its head, looked up at its fluffy red cat face, and shouted to Guo Shengye: "Dad."

Guo Shengye was stunned, hearing the even more wild laughter of Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang.

"you……"

Guo Shengye suddenly didn't know what to say, and subconsciously pressed Cang Mao's head again.

He has not planned to have children for more than 20 years, and he will probably not have children in the future. After all, when the world is at peace, Guo Shengye will be reproductively isolated from ordinary humans.

So Cangmao's call of "old father" quite shocked Guo Shengye.

After Cang Mao meowed, he didn't think anything happened. It was just a title. Whether it was "Xiaoye", "Brother Xiaoye", or "Dad", to it, Guo Shengye was still the same Guo Shengye.

Guo Shengye changed the subject in embarrassment and said, "Fortunately, Cang Mao is a boy, not a girl."

Xiaobai nodded cheerfully and said, "Yes, but Cang Mao is in a terrible situation."

Cangmao looked at Xiaobai doubtfully.

Xiaobai explained: "Your father has different standards for boys and girls. Girls can be flirtatious. He hopes that his daughter will be a master in love, but your father does not allow his son to be flirtatious."

Cangmao asked subconsciously: "Why? Can't I be a little perverted cat in the future?"

Xiaobai chuckled and said: "It seems that your fat spirit even called you 'little perverted cat'."

Cangmao nodded and said aggrievedly: "I'm not a little perverted cat, I'm obviously a big dog."

Xiao Tang subconsciously sighed: "It seems that your cat and dog combination is a existence in heaven where cats hate dogs."

Fortunately, these are cats and dogs. If they were humanoid creatures, wouldn't they be the second-raters in the village?

After seeing them finish chatting, Guo Shengye explained to his new son: "It's not that I don't want my son to be a playboy, the main reason is that my son is lustful and can easily get into trouble."

There is a certain truth to the term "worms on the brain", not to mention the "Heroes' Tomb and Gentle Township".

Xiaobai nodded and said, "It's easy to get into trouble."

If his daughter is a playboy, no matter what happens, she will not cause death. Even if she becomes pregnant out of wedlock, he can still take responsibility for his daughter.

But if his son is a playboy, Guo Shengye cannot guarantee how many grandchildren he will raise.

Originally, Guo Shengye didn't like children. If he reached retirement age and was about to be liberated from being a worker to an old man with a pension, and his son brought home a bunch of children for him, Guo Shengye might go crazy.

What's more, Guo Shengye couldn't afford the rest of other people's daughters' lives.

Although Guo Shengye didn't have a wife, he had a lot of fantasies about his children. After various calculations and calculations, he still felt that it would be more cost-effective for his daughter to be a master in love.

Xiaobai was overjoyed: "When Brother Xiaoye told me this, I couldn't believe it."

How can a bachelor who doesn't even have a wife think about so many things?

Guo Shengye said helplessly: "I was also traumatized by that world and had a psychological shadow."

Xiao Tang didn't know about this and asked quickly: "What happened?"

Guo Shengye sighed: "It was a variety show world. I participated in a variety show, which was a variety show with children. I was a non-staff MC, responsible for controlling the scene and being an intern father. The couples in it really had their own problems.

One of the couples was a Phoenix man who was a delinquent and a Bai Fumei who was in love. At that time, I thought, I would rather my daughter be a playboy than a love-head."

Xiaobai nodded and said, "That's true. Love can destroy the brains of three generations."

Guo Shengye said with a smile: "There are also a pair of good-hearted Neptune and a little white flower who was PUA, as well as a sea queen who did not go ashore and a cuckold enemy. I was thinking about changing the name of this variety show to "On the Love Brain"

How to ruin a person’s life.”

Xiaobai laughed so hard that he wanted to die. After Guo Shengye withdrew from that world, he came to him for a heart-to-heart talk. The topic of the chat was that his future son and daughter must not be lovers unless their significant other is a very good person.

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However, the chance of this is too small, and the love brain can easily spoil the other half, so Guo Shengye finally decided to change the topic of the chat back to "What should parents do so that their future children will not become love brains".

Xiao Tang looked at Xiao Bai who was about to laugh so hard, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with you? What's so funny about it?"

Xiaobai smiled and spoke intermittently: "I just think that this world has really left a deep psychological shadow on Brother Xiaoye, and I want to laugh."

Even when Guo Shengye faced millions of zombies alone, he never had such a deep psychological shadow, but these three couples did it.

Xiao Tang frowned and said, "I don't think the child raised by Ono will be such a person."

Xiaobai gave him a strange look and shrugged. He didn't know where Xiaotang got such a big filter, but he actually thought that Guo Shengye would become a reliable father.

When Xiao Tang saw that Xiao Bai was not convinced, he said angrily: "You don't believe it?"

Xiaobai spread his hands and said: "Why do I believe that? Instead of believing that Guo Shengye will become a reliable father, it is better to believe that after Guo Shengye has a child, you and I will directly take care of the child."

Xiao Tang choked and thought about Guo Shengye's style. It might still happen. So he was silent for a while and said, "I think the daughter raised by Xiaoye will be a real phoenix."

Xiaobai touched his arm and said disgustedly: "Why do you say so disgustingly?"

Xiao Tang paused and explained: "Isn't it said that it is easy for Bai Fumei to meet a Phoenix man? Of course, a real Phoenix raised by Brother Ye will not meet a Phoenix man, and even if he does, he will not be deceived."

Xiaobai sighed: "You think a lot."
To be continued...