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Chapter 15 The undercover agent sent by the monkey

After arguing, Wen Jian tried to persuade Qin Yitan.

"Qin Yitan, forget it, it doesn't matter if you can't eat coconuts, we still have a lot of food anyway."

This is true, but... forget it?

impossible things!

It has never been Qin Yitan's style to take a step back and open up the world. He only likes to add fuel to the fire.

[Hahahahaha I don’t know why I suddenly felt that the two of them looked like kindergarten children fighting for food]

[The friend in front laughed too loudly, right? But it’s quite funny hahahahaha]

[Oh ho! Oh ho! Fight, fight!]

[I bet a penny that Lu Mingyu will win! After all, it was Qin Yitan who was beaten so many times!]

It is never a big deal to watch the excitement and eat melons.

The director, who was eating a box lunch, was worried, "Isn't this going to really start a fight?"

"We only prepared three coconuts, isn't it just to watch this kind of scene?" an unknown staff member said.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

"..."

The director described it with great emotion: "Our ideal script is that guest No. 1 will pointlessly recommend guest No. 2, and then be rejected as expected. A few people come and go politely, everyone is civilized, and no one quarrels."

"

Everyone: "..."

This is a survival variety show, and your script is indeed ideal.

It's so ideal that it treats the audience as mentally retarded.

One person asked weakly: "Director, what should we do now? Do we really want them to fight?"

Although Lu Mingyu and Qin Yitan have brought a lot of topics and popularity to the variety show, if they really fight, the show team will suffer.

The director lowered his head to think, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Let's wait and see what happens first, and then we'll talk about it if it really creates an irreversible situation."

They have already assessed the risks of inviting Lu Mingyu and Qin Yitan to participate in variety shows at the same time.

The result is a risk greater than the Big Bang.

Therefore, in order to save the show, the director has already prepared backup plans.



"Lu Mingyu, if you apologize, I can give you the coconut."

Being too tense would affect Qin Yitan's reputation. He tried to regain his respect by taking a step back to broaden the scope of the world.

Lu Mingyu raised his eyebrows and said, "If you have the guts to fight with me, don't be stupid!"

Qin Yitan: "I'm not a barbarian, so I won't do anything!"

Besides, if I can beat you, do I still need bb?

The automatically muted audience was stunned as if they were dumbfounded.

[What’s the difference between blind BB and blind beep? The program team silenced the loneliness? 】

[It’s so funny that you can’t help but accept the silence of the program team!]

Lin Xinmeng interjected: "Don't hurt everyone's harmony over a coconut."

Wen Jian: "Yes, don't make the matter a big deal."

Lin Xinmeng glanced at Lu Yang and said, "Lu Yang, please give your brother some advice."

Lu Yang glanced at Lin Xinmeng and said to Lu Mingyu: "Brother, the tail of this coconut is yellowish brown. It is probably not fresh anymore and the taste is not good."

She spoke softly and sincerely, and there was no hint of courtesy at all.

Lu Mingyu was doubtful, "Is it true?"

Lu Yang: "Yeah."

Wen Jian squatted down, took the trouble to turn the coconut left and right, and raised his head: "It seems to be stale. I didn't feel much water flow when I shook the coconut."

Qin Yitan groaned, "This coconut looks so big, how could it be stale?"

It must be Lu Yang's special reason to find a way for Lu Mingyu to step down.

"If you want something fresh," Qin Yitan squinted at Lu Yang, pointed at the coconut tree, and forced his respect, "There are a lot of fresh things on this tree, pick it yourself if you are able!"

To say that the coconut he is interested in is not good is to slap him in the face!

This coconut tree is so tall that you can’t even climb it. It depends on how you pick it!

Lu Mingyu sneered and replied unceremoniously: "Why are you so dark? Is it because you don't want to live in vain?"

Qin Yitan was stunned and speechless.

Lu Yang raised his lips slightly and said with a hint of approval: "Brother, you are now a Pikachu soldier."

Lu Mingyu asked like a curious baby: "What is a pickup truck?"

Lu Yang: "Pikachu is standing up."

【These brothers and sisters can form a group to talk crosstalk.】

[Praised by my sister! Lu Mingyu’s face is full of happiness, as if he has reached the peak of his life! 】

[Ah ah ah ah ah Lu Mingyu’s side face is stunning!!]

[Doesn’t anyone care about Qin Yitan? Look, his eyes are as wide as bells, it’s so funny!]

The brother and sister sang in harmony, which made Qin Yitan even more annoyed when he couldn't talk to Lu Mingyu.

If it weren't for Lu Yang, Lu Mingyu would probably have been trending on the internet for doing something on the show.

Now Qin Yitan feels like a clown, allowing others to laugh at him.

Qin Yitan gritted his teeth, looked at Wen Jian and said, "Give me my coconut."

Wen Jian usually hated such arrogant people, so she hugged the coconut and stepped back a little.

"I think you should use please."

They are teammates, not slaves and masters.

One hexagram after another, Qin Yitan's face turned blue.

"Bring me my coconut!"

Everyone: "..."

This person's understanding seems to be zero. Was his Chinese taught by a physical education teacher?

Physical Education Teacher: Vicissitudes of Lighting a Cigarette.jpg

Lu Mingyu sighed: "The coconuts are gone, you can pick them again, but your IQ is gone..."

Lin Xinmeng quickly answered to find a sense of presence: "More coconuts?"

"..."

Hearing this, Qin Yitan took the coconut and glared at Lin Xinmeng fiercely.

Only then did Lin Xinmeng realize that what she had just said was clearly mocking Qin Yitan for not having enough IQ to get the coconut!

Thinking about this, Lin Xinmeng rubbed her face and turned red.

"No...Senior Qin Yitan, I..."

Qin Yitan saw that Lin Xinmeng was on Lu Mingyu's side.

As the saying goes, the friend of the enemy is the enemy.

Before the filming of the show started, she came here specifically to stay with Smiley, thinking she was trying to curry favor with him.

Looks like he wants to be an undercover agent!

Fortunately, I have a high IQ and I immediately saw through the undercover agents sent by the monkeys, otherwise I would have let them succeed.

Qin Yitan didn't have anything nice to say, "I've told you countless times, don't call me senior. Are you mentally ill or deaf? You can't remember it so many times."

Lin Xinmeng's eyes instantly turned red.

"No...Senior..."

Lin Xinmeng: System! Didn’t it mean that they have no resistance to weak and pitiful heroines?!

[Your acting skills are too bad. I suggest you practice some training before you go out to fool around.]

Lin Xinmeng:……

Totally didn't expect such a result.

After the plot line of persuading Qin Yitan and Lu Mingyu is over, it stands to reason that these two men will change their views on her and have a good impression of her.

But the truth is, not only did she not like him, she also offended Qin Yitan!

In order to turn the tide, Lin Xinmeng had no choice but to turn her attention to Lu Mingyu.

And Lu Mingyu is Lu Yang's brother. If you want to get close, the best way is to get close to Lu Yang.

"Lu Yang, I've known you for so many years, you know that's not what I meant, right?"
Chapter completed!
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