Chapter 98 Lu Mingyu comes with his cold jokes

Jiang Yanzhou said lightly: "It's already been coaxed."

Zhao Yanshu and Jiang Jinshi looked at each other silently.

Zhao Yanshu: Your uncle can still coax people?

Jiang Jinshi: No, it should be that Sister Yangyang is tolerant and generous and doesn't care about him.

Zhao Yanshu nodded in agreement: Yes, that's it!

Jiang Jinshi said in a childish voice: "Mom said you have to be patient when chasing a girl, and don't be cold-hearted. If she ignores you, beg her howling, kneel down, kowtow, and try your best to cheat!"

Jiang Yanzhou: "..."

How could Jiang Ruzi teach her son some crooked things?

"Uncle, you have to confess your love quickly!" Jiang Jinshi said with a sense of crisis, "That man named Qin confessed his love to Sister Yang in front of the camera!"

Zhao Yanshu also urged: "Stop boiling the frog in warm water and confess your love quickly!"

Jiang Yanzhou: "She didn't agree."

Zhao Yanshu gritted his teeth: "Maybe the next one will agree!"

Immediately, Jiang Jinshi agreed: "Yes, if I confess to my sister, she will definitely say yes immediately!"

Zhao Yanshu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle, you are really not lovable at all!"

Jiang Jinshi glared at Zhao Yanshu angrily and said fiercely: "Who are you calling uncle?"

Zhao Yanshu touched his nose and said, "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue."

Jiang Yanzhou: "..."

After hanging up the phone, he turned his head and looked at Lu Yang, who was grilling fish not far away.

Jiang Yanzhou narrowed his eyes slightly.

Lu Yang is very smart and knows what he wants.

She understands it quietly, and once you clearly show that you like her, she will reject you in a decent way without leaving any room.

Chasing her is not easy.

But he must do it.

Lu Mingyu was tying crabs with the thin vines that Lu Yang had found. Suddenly, he remembered something and called out to Lu Yang.

"Yang Yang."

Lu Yang moved his eyes to look at him.

Lu Mingyu grinned and said, "Let me tell you a few jokes."

Lu Yang: "Okay."

[Lu Mingyu came with his cold jokes!!]

[Let’s see if he can make Sister Yang laugh next, let’s wait and see! 】

[Ah, here I come, here I come~ The cold jokes of the national treasure brother and sister have reappeared in the world, how can I be missing.]

Lu Mingyu thought about it and decided to do it step by step, starting with a simple one.

He said: "The sleeping crab was awakened by the frying."

Lu Yang smiled slightly and agreed: "Can fried crabs be woken up?"

Lu Mingyu: "Of course!"

[With the national treasure brother and sister filter, this homophonic meme barely passes~]

Lu Mingyu kept up his efforts and said with great emotion: "One day the crab went out and accidentally knocked down the turtle. The turtle said angrily: 'Are you blind?'"

"What do you think the crab said?"

Lu Yang rolled his eyes twice, pretending to think, and then said, "What did you say?"

Lu Mingyu: "The crab said: 'No, I am a crab, not a shrimp!'"

Lu Yang laughed lightly, his eyebrows were as crescent as the moon, and while turning the grilled fish, he said: "Brother, let me tell you a joke too."

If Lu Mingyu won the award, he would look forward to her with eager anticipation.

"One day, the cow called the horse. The cow was very angry and said: 'Are you deaf?' The horse said: 'No, I am a horse, not a dragon'."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Mingyu seemed to have been tapped on his laughter point. He couldn't help but burst into laughter. The live broadcast room was filled with his laughter.

[Sister Yang is awesome, draw inferences from one example and use homophonic memes to defeat homophonic memes!]

[Hahahahaha I didn’t think it was that funny originally, but Lu Yang’s smile and Lu Mingyu’s laughter are so magical, I’m going to laugh to death from them hahahahahaha.]

[Lu Mingyu’s noble and cool image is gone forever.]

Pei Yiwu disposed of the bamboo shoots and cut them into slices. When he came back, he found that Lu Mingyu was laughing like a fool.

She asked doubtfully: "Your brother ate Xiaoxiao candy?"

"No," Lu Yang's bright black eyes flashed with a contented smile, "He told a joke and made himself laugh."

Pei Yiwu had watched variety shows and knew that Lu Mingyu's jokes were terrible and only Lu Yang would cooperate with him, but... he didn't seem to laugh much himself, right?

Lu Yang noodled the fish so that they could be evenly heated, "Brother, are there any more jokes?"

Lu Mingyu immediately stopped laughing, put his elbows on his knees, tilted his upper body slightly towards Lu Yang, and said:

"Yes. Does Yangyang know why the fox can't stand up?"

Lu Yang: "Why?"

"Because it's cunning and has slippery feet!"

"?"

Pei Yiwu's thoughts were like a ball of steel wire, intertwined and difficult to sort out.

What a cold joke...

When she looked at Lu Yang, she found that Lu Yang was smiling again.

That smile comes from the heart, not a stiff polite smile.

Lu Yang used a wooden stick to clean off the ash on the charcoal. He glanced at the figures of Jiang Yanzhou and the producer not far away, and suppressed a smile.

Although she was certain that Jiang Yanzhou would not hurt her silly brother, she always felt that Jiang Yanzhou was related to this matter.

Currently, Lu Yang has two doubts in his mind:

First, Lu Mingyu didn't know that Jiang Yanzhou had known her for a long time, but Jiang Yanzhou might have known that she was Lu Mingyu's sister?

Second, how did Jiang Yanzhou and Lu Mingyu get to know each other strangely, and why did her silly brother trust him so much?

However, what Lu Yang is most worried about right now is the "Kill the White Swan" trolls.

A common problem among today's netizens is that they are too extreme. Once they don't like someone or something, they will deny everything about them.

This situation makes it difficult to achieve a situation where a hundred flowers bloom.

When dislike is a foregone conclusion, defending becomes sophistry.

Lu Yang understands this truth. Netizens who criticize Lu Mingyu will change their minds at any time according to public opinions, but some people will never change. They have low self-esteem and cannot accept different opinions.

Even if Lu Mingyu becomes Mao Zedong, there will still be people who don't like him. People who hate him will always exist, but she works hard to reduce the obstacles on his way to pursue his dream of music.

Lu Mingyu put the tied crabs into the pot and steamed them. When his eyes drifted towards Luyang, he found that her eyebrows were frowning unconsciously.

He was so anxious that he grabbed a crab in his hand, pulled off one of its legs, lifted it up, and said clearly:

"Yangyang, look, I'm a crab. My pincers are gone. I don't have any pincers."

Lu Yang looked up and saw Lu Mingyu holding a crab in his hand, his nose wrinkled, like a cute and funny puppy, and she couldn't help but smile.

[Holy shit, Lu Mingyu has unlocked Lu Yang’s new smile again, it’s so strong!]

[Hahahahahahaha, no more pliers, no more money, this is funnier than the previous one, hahahaha.]

[I learned it! I want to save this emoticon pack and send it to my parents when I have no money!]

Pei Yiwu turned his head curiously and couldn't help but giggle when he saw Lu Mingyu's appearance.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter and enjoyed it endlessly.

However, the next second.

Lu Yang's smile disappeared in an instant.

May all flowers bloom in domestic entertainment,

May a hundred literary schools of thought contend.
Chapter completed!