Chapter 185: On Beggars
There are so many waves and passion in life, and there are so many flowers, full moon, and the years are peaceful. It’s just that I live many days today, and tomorrow is likely to live today, or the next life will be the same day, and the wolf eats meat.
Dogs eat shit, swallows return to their nests, and bears hibernate are nothing more than a survival instinct. There are not so many experiences and experiences in life that can be filmed into a 100-episode TV series. The world is too big, and everyone is an optional existence, time
It won't stop because of you, and the world won't cry because of your departure. We are all too ordinary, just as ordinary as pigs and dogs, and Zhu Yan. Although Wang Buhe is the male protagonist, his current life is also
In this way, we are working hard for food and clothing, and for the so-called dreams.
It was a bright sunshine and another beautiful day. The rich man got up very early. Maybe it was hit yesterday, so he wanted to take a good place early. The birds who woke up early had insects, and the beggars who got up early had food to eat.
This is a competitive position. If you don’t work hard, you will be overtaken. As an older person, there are some difficulties in technological innovation. The rich party can only be more diligent and able to survive in such a competitive and promising career.
Go down.
Yesterday, Wang Bushen slept very uneasy. The silver notes in his pants were just one reason. As a young man who was obsessed with cleanliness, not taking a bath for a few days was definitely a torture for himself, and life was worse than death.
That kind of, Wang Budhi lies down that night, smelling the smell of his sweat. He feels a little disgusted with it, tossing and turning, and tossing and turning, and even the pigs, sheep, dogs, cats, and cows counted it all but still couldn't fall asleep, just like my aunt came
The poor girl, she is so sad that she envies men's goodness. Wang Buhe is quite envious of the rich. How happy it is to be able to take a bath in such a hot summer. I think about it, but my dream will eventually come true.
It's a dream.
The door was pushed open, and there was no doubt that Fujia's side walked in.
Wang Budhi opened his eyes and saw that his rich face was very close. Wang Budhi could clearly see the eyes on the old man's face. Wang Budhi was startled and sat up from the bed and hugged him.
He leaned against the wall with the sheets, "Master, what do you want to do so early?"
Uh, he was still covering his nose, Wang Budhi felt embarrassed and insulted.
There is no way to be too much of a big deal. The rich man had no choice but to do it. The rich man smiled and showed eight white teeth. "Good disciple, you're awake."
It is hard to show your kindness, either a traitor or a thief, and the old man's smile is so cute and his attitude is so stingy. He must have something to ask for. And at such a special moment in the morning, Wang Budhi held the bed sheet tightly, his eyes
With tears in his eyes, he refused to say
"I would rather die than follow"
"Uh" Fu Jia's side looked puzzled, "Why?"
Seeing the innocent face of the rich man, was he wrong? Well, there are more straight men in the world. There are too few people who like to bend like Li Jincheng. It must be that the turbid air in the house affected his brain.
So much so that I always think of things that are not suitable for children. It must be that I have always been very pure. I am so pure that the sanitary napkins always think they are placed under my armpits to absorb sweat.
"It's nothing, I'm dreaming. Master, please tell me if you have anything to do. Do you want to eat fried rice again? I'll get up and make it for you."
"You will know that you can eat. If you can't make a living, you can't pursue your life." The rich man said righteously and looked like he was disappointed.
"Well, if you don't have enough food, why don't you talk about your ideals? Well, older people should try not to provoke them."
"Yes, yes, what Master said makes sense, so let's talk about ideals first."
"No, let's have a meal first, I'm a little hungry."
This time, Wang Buhe's mouth twitched straight, and the frequency was much faster.
It’s egg fried rice again. Although there hasn’t been much change, there are definitely a few people who can eat egg fried rice in the morning in the Ming Empire. It’s honorable that the two are one of these few people.
After eating and drinking, the rich party is very satisfied and enjoyable.
"Let's talk about ideals."
After slapping the rice, Wang Bu said, "Okay, Master, I'll listen."
"Fart, you should say that."
Wang Budhi looked confused. He was talking about his ideals. It was you who wanted to talk about life. If you don’t talk about it at such an old age, you would have no chance. I guess no one would be willing to talk about life with you.
"Why are you still forgetful at such a young age?"
"Uh, Master, why don't you give me a prompt."
"Old man, I'm going to work today, have you figured out the way?"
"Uh" Wang Budhi's face was full of shame. It's true that shamelessness can be inherited. Lao Budhi's shamelessness should be inherited by being rich in heredity. Begging is also a job. This face is not even a beggar who has two houses in later generations.
I'm so embarrassed to say that.
"What you are talking about is a way to increase your income."
"Yes, yes, I have to earn money to support myself in the past three days."
"You can do it yourself and have enough food and clothing, rely on the heaven and earth to rely on your parents. You are not a hero. Master, you are amazing." Wang Budhi couldn't help but raise his middle finger.
"Don't envy and jealous of my grandfather. My grandfather is just a legend. I have come up with the solution, so talk about it quickly."
Wang Buhe never asked for food in his previous life, including in this life, so he was naturally not very proficient in begging.
After thinking for a while, Wang Buhe said, "Master, begging and making money is still very slow, why don't you ask for a new method."
The rich party is very curious about the "new method".
"Bumping into a car"
Given the good returns of yesterday's collision, Wang Budhi decided to recommend it, and good things and experiences must be shared. This is the basis for the progress of a country and an era.
"What is a striking cart"
"Master, how good are you?" Wang Budhi asked. He is really hard because he is strong. Wang Budhi is still worried that the old man will not be able to mess with the situation. He really lacks arms and legs.
"There is no match for the world, so you can humbly say that you are like ten or eight like this is not a problem."
"Damn, I was despised by the old man." Wang Budhi felt that his existence was to find a sense of superiority for the old man.
There is no danger of hitting the car, so Wang Buhe described the specific details of hitting the car.
After hearing this, the rich man slapped his thigh with his big hand, "Hmph, your method is obviously a lie. I, the rich man, are a person with backbone, and I will never do anything that violates the law and discipline. I am not afraid of being broken into pieces. I must keep my innocence in the world.
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"Uh, begging for food means being strong," Wang Budhi, the ancients' values, was very confused.
"This method doesn't work"?
"No," the rich party refused, "Even if I starved to death, I will not do anything illegal."
If everyone had abide by the law like the old man, the world would have been peaceful long ago. Well, the values were different. Although they could not agree, Wang Buhe could not refute it, so he could only think of it differently.
The 21st century is an era of information explosion, and it not only improves people's living standards, but also the quality of life and the speed of information dissemination. Therefore, beggars are also familiar with the mysterious way of work and begging.
A comprehensive summary of the following ways of begging in the 21st century.
The first one mainly uses everyone's sympathy. Most of these beggars have physical disabilities or defects, whether they are congenital or acquired, or they give up their children to trap wolves, which is artificially created, but this can be just right
Being used.
The second type is to beg with your children and use everyone's sympathy for their children. The most common thing is that they have not eaten for a few days and give some money to help their children buy food. Generally, no one will refuse, and the success rate is very high.
The third way to stick to the body is to be sarcastic. This method must be thick-skinned. A shameless person cannot do this job. His limbs are healthy and he will sway in front of you. If you don’t give him money, he will not leave.
The fourth type is that near the red street lights on the highway, most of them are older, and they are stuck in front of the car and will not be allowed to leave.
The fifth type is that people at home are sick and hospitalized without money to see a doctor, waiting for money to help their lives. This group of people are concentrated in places with relatively dense populations or near hospitals. Basically, beggars are kneeling down, which is the same as the king's death yesterday.
The method is very similar, although it does not kneel down, the effect is also very good.
The so-called beggars are not necessarily real beggars, nor are they really beggars in need of help. Many people just get something for nothing and enjoy the fruits of their work. After all, labor is hard, and you have to suffer and sweat.
The rich side looked at Wang Bushen with his eyes, and was full of affection, like a wolf staring at his prey, waiting for the prey to relax its vigilance and bit it down.
Being stared at this gaze, Wang Bushi felt a little chilled. It felt really bad to be stared at by a dog. Wang Bushi's thoughts were chaotic, and finally he thought of a new method in the Ming Empire. He still pretended to be pitiful and gained sympathy.
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"Master, I thought of it."
As soon as Wang Bu finished speaking, Fu Jia's side excitedly held Wang Budhi's arm and asked anxiously, "What's the solution? Tell me quickly."
The rich party really likes the profession of beggars, and his love is so deep. No one can persist in a profession for a lifetime, while the rich party is an exception. If he can live another hundred years old, the old man will probably still be
Can beg for food.
Wang Budhi was speechless. Three hundred and sixty professions, beggars are definitely not promising jobs. If there are other choices, few people are willing to be beggars. Of course, the old man is so old that it is not so easy to change his career, nor is it
Need to change careers.
"Master, let go of your hands. I think you are dirty. You didn't wash your hands when you came back from the toilet just now." Not washing your hands after going to the toilet is equivalent to indirect eating shit. Wang Budhi was very repulsive.
"Uh, I'm despised," the old man was innocent, and then covered his mouth and nose, "You haven't taken a shower for several days, and the smell is even bigger."
Wang Budhi was full of black lines, "Master, my head hurts suddenly, and I may not have thought of the solution for a moment."
"Although it tastes very strong, it is a manly smell. Men who bleed and sweated but not shed tears. How can men who don't sweat be considered men? Men who sweat are the most handsome, and men who sweat are the most cute." Who says that they have a big head when they are old
It was rust, look at this, the old man's head was still very fast, and it was still no problem to play with brain teasers.
"Master, I just like you so mean." It feels comfortable, Wang Budhi said, "Master, I have thought of the solution, but if you want to sacrifice, you need to self-harm your legs."
"What, self-harm your legs, is this a bit of a big investment? I dare not. If I have those innate conditions, I will use you to find a way." Fujia's party shook his head quickly.
The greater the investment, the greater the returns. It is obvious that market economics is not so popular in the Ming Empire. Wang Budhi hurriedly explained, "Master, don't worry, if you want to seize the market, the most important thing is scarcity and rareness, and the competition is so big.
, It means there are still many beggars,"
"Nonsense, yesterday the streets were begging for food, but the sea went there, and there were a bunch of shameless people."
"It seems that scarcity is impossible. Unless Master goes to the North Pole, we can only work on the strangeness. Yesterday the method was popularized, but in the final analysis, the beggar's methods are similar, nothing more than using everyone's sympathy.
Being good at first nature, people are born kind, they will cry when they encounter touching things, they will sympathize with poor people, and they will lend a helping hand to the best of their ability,"
Chapter completed!