Chapter 191 No, we are a bath house
As the saying goes, you get what you pay for. When eating steamed buns, some people just need to be a steamed bun, while others like to eat steamed buns of various shapes, thinking that those who look good will taste better.
The expensive one is good.
It doesn’t matter if the king does not die. Just take a bath, why do you have to be as ritual as a concubine goes out to bathe?
"Thank you, it's okay, I can accept Dachizi."
"Big, big pool, what does the guest official mean?" The little turtle was confused.
"The higher consumption area is a single room, and the lower consumption area is just a big pool. A group of people take a bath together and rub their backs together." Wang Buhe explained that men in the first area took a bath in the big pool, picking their feet and rubbing their ashes.
, it can be said to be a bowl of soup, with mixed flavors.
"Well, you may have misunderstood. We are all single rooms here, and the big pool you mentioned does not exist."
"It's not a big pool, it's also a single room." Wang Buhe was relieved. Such a handsome guy took a bath with a group of big men. Wang Buhe was still a little shy. After all, he had such a good figure and was so beautiful. They would feel inferior.
The main thing is to worry about being unsafe.
"Yes, they are all single rooms, we are serious bathhouses here, and there is no group of things," explained Xiaogui.
"What is a group funeral?" This is the second time that Wang Buhe heard this. Wang Buhe was very curious about what the word meant.
"Ah, haha, guest, don't make trouble, everyone is pure, don't speak dirty words",
"I really don't understand"
Obviously, Xiaogui was also a chatterbox. After clearing his throat, he explained, "Of course, it's just a group of men and women who have a meeting together, clapping together, the guest officer understands."
Wang Budhi nodded, "We call it a group fight."
"It's all the same thing," Xiao Turtle said while walking, "Everyone has everyone's privacy. We are happy, the bathhouse has always adhered to the concept of customer first and will never expose any privacy of customers. Although you are a guest, you are a
Lower consumer areas, but we will still consider privacy.”
Wang Budhi felt that being low was a slap in the face, "Isn't the high and low levels the same?"
"Yes, it's the same," Xiaogui nodded, "Women, they are actually the same, they will follow your wishes.
"Uh" Wang Bushen could hear the strangeness in Xiaogui's words, "I want to ask if you are just scrubbing the bathhouse."
"Uh. Rub, scrub the bath." The little turtle looked at Wang Bushen like an idiot, "Customer, have you misunderstood? Who would spend hundreds of taels to scrub the bath? It's not for the sake of men and women."
"Oh, you guys are brothels."
"No, no, no," Xiaogui shook his head, "We are the bathhouse. The brothel is an official enterprise, and the private ones are called the bathhouse."
"Is there any difference?"
"You" the little turtle nodded affirmatively.
"What's the difference?"
"The name is different."
Wang Budhi really wants to cry. He really just wants to come and have a bath. Well, it’s a bathhouse. Who would have thought that he bought meat with a sheep head hanging on it? He is a man with a wife; he needs a figure.
If you have a figure, you need to be good-looking, why should you spend money on brothels? No, you can find excitement in a bathhouse. The safety factor is not high, and you will spend money.
"Brother, I'm really here to scrub the bath."
"The guest officer is really good at joking. Who would come here to scrub the bath?"
"Brother, it's true, I can swear."
"No, no, okay, whatever you say, you can scrub the shower, and rub whatever you want, it's up to you." Those who come here to consume are just wiping the people's emotions and suffering the hardships of the people.
There are many. After all, if you spend money, you are the uncle. Even if the earth is on the square, our service providers will nod and agree.
"Brother, I won't rub it anymore, can the money be refunded?"
"Haha, don't you miss me, you haven't seen the divine beasts downstairs?"
"What"
"Pixiu, the kind that only enters but not leaves."
Pixiu is also known as Tianlu, which is a divine beast in Chinese mythology. It has a dragon head, horse body, unicorn feet, and looks like a lion. Its fur color is gray and can fly. It has a mouth but no anus, so it only eats and does not ejaculate. It can be used to attract
The treasure of wealth only goes out but not in. The child prodigy is very special and is much easier to use than the lucky cat.
Refunds do not exist. It is also impossible. Seven-day refunds without reason can only be a myth.
"Customer, your room is here." Opening the door, the little turtle ran away like a smoky one.
"Uh. I really just want to take a shower."
The same is true for a married daughter, the water she poured out and the money she spent.
If the money is not returned, the king will not leave even if he dies. At worst, he can only scrub the bath and not do other things. A man must know how to make choices and control himself.
Hearing his foot into the house, closing the door, and saying that he gets what he pays for. The decoration of the high-end consumption area below is not very good, but the decoration style of the low-end consumption area is very similar
It is a failed product in the exchange space. The overall wall is white, which is obviously a failure. For example, this impure bathhouse, red or pink, these more festive colors are more suitable. There was once a
Experts have said that some warm colors such as red and pink can stimulate potential, which is tantamount to the holy medicine to save thousands of middle-aged and elderly men.
There was a large bathtub in the middle of the room, which was obviously big enough. This was for some people who brought their friends to take a bath. Well, it was probably the money they had collected.
Although it is a low-level consumption area, the Shuangwaiwai bathhouse is still very thoughtful and has prepared all the things you may use.
It is probably to create an atmosphere so that every customer can enjoy the experience of flying around the clouds and fog. The walls are full of posters, which are all content that is easy to make people happy.
Putting water on, Wang Budhi carefully washed the bathtub. It is said that someone went back to take a shower in the public bathtub and got sick. Therefore, readers who bathed in the public bathroom must pay attention and try to use a shower and disheveled head.
After brushing the bathtub four or five times, Wang Budhi finally filled the water with confidence, then took off his clothes and lay in. The temperature was appropriate, and Wang Budhi closed his eyes comfortably.
"Bang"
The door was knocked open from outside, and a burly man walked in with a little girl in his hand.
Wang Buhe hurriedly covered him. Damn, I don’t know if I knocked on the door when I entered. I really don’t have the quality.
"Customer, you can enjoy what you bring to you slowly." The girl was left behind, and the big man smiled ambiguously, and then closed the door. It seemed that the sound was still locked outside.
"Well, why are you leaving here? I just want to just take a shower."
The girl who was thrown on the ground got up and wanted to run, but the speed was slower. The door had been closed and tried to pull it hard for a few times, but the door did not move at all, "Hey, don't leave, hurry up and let me out,
I tell you, I'm not easy to mess with. When I go out, I will definitely shovel your bathhouse."
"Well, this girl is very arrogant. Everyone has been arrested. It is useless to threaten harsh words and threaten them. Of course, begging for mercy is even more useless."
Wang Buhe was soaked in the bathtub and showed his figure in front of a minor girl. Wang Buhe was still a little shy, especially because his figure was so good that it would cause screams.
"Well, this girl, was caught."
"You are not nonsense. Who would come to this place? You either enjoy it or be enjoyed."
"Uh", Wang Buhe was full of grievances, "Girl, I really just want to take a shower."
"It's wrong to lie. It's even more a crime to deceive a beautiful underage girl who is as beautiful as a flower, innocent, cute, smart and smart as everyone loves her, and flowers bloom." The little girl was arrogant and had no tension at all in danger.
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"Well, the "Minor Protection Law of the Ming Empire" has this provision, or the "Women and Children Protection Law"."
After looking carefully, the little girl looks pretty pretty. According to the rules of human appearance, she should be fine when she grows up. Although she is not as good as a beauty like Zhang Jingjun and Zhang Jinghui who are once a thousand years old, she is colder than her own wife.
Give more.
It was too young, Wang Budhi was not very interested, and then he withdrew his gaze.
"Hey, hey, what does your look mean?" Seeing Wang Bushen's look, the little girl felt despised and her beauty was not recognized.
"Uh, ah, my eyes, what's wrong, nothing?"
"I'm not good-looking"?
"Good-looking" Wang Budhi lowered his head. This is the affirmative answer. It must be the affirmative answer. If you don't reveal your shortcomings, you can give people some face. You won't be embarrassed when you meet in the future. Of course, it would be better if your hairstyle is not tied with a horned braid.
, The Shuchang version of Tianshan Tonglao hairstyle is not something everyone can control.
"I don't feel like that's what you think in your heart."
"Well, the little girl has also studied psychology."
"No, I really think so. I have lived for so long. The first time I saw a girl like this and her beauty and miserable appearance. She can be said to be the killer of middle-aged and elderly bachelors. She is as small as she can leave, and as big as ninety-nine.
Everyone regards the girl as the lover in their dreams, you are the national daughter-in-law of the Ming Empire." Wang Bushi felt nauseous. It turns out that if someone who is so upright will have a physical reaction when he tells lies.
"Hey, how can you praise others so bluntly? They are shy and shy. I still don't like little brats and elderly people. I like Liang Chaoxian, who is handsome."
"Shirt can be eaten as a food, okay, handsome can be eaten as a food." Wang Buhe was speechless. His face was just a skin, and he would die in the end. Do you need to popularize the theory of evolution for the little girl and correct her values?
Heroes are the monument of a country and the reliance on people's lives. Celebrities are just the objects of entertainment, and heroes are the professions that need a bunch of brainless fans the most. After all, there are too many heroes single.
"You know Liang Chaoxian, he is so handsome. He is the most famous star in Asia with tens of millions of fans," said Dr.
"I know that Li Chaoxian, a Taoist priest who prays for rain and fortune telling, was awarded the true person to spread the Dharma."
"Hey, hey, hey," Wang Budhi had to interrupt the little girl's constant whispering, "What, can we say something useful?"
"Well, okay, I'm still in danger, it's not appropriate to exchange information in the entertainment industry," the girl shut up.
"Well, you haven't answered my question yet."
"What's the problem"
"Are you arrested?"
Chapter completed!