Chapter 70: Ten Thousand Gold Buys a Smile
The concubine that Zhu Xiluo finally married was naturally the concubine of Tihe Palace. Well, she was the one who was tricked by Zhu Xiluo. This was also the one that Zhu Xiluo loved more. After all, she was young and very beautiful.
Not necessary.
Probably because the imperial concubine’s massage technique was very good, or because she was about to meet her favorite concubine, Zhu Xiluo walked very fast. According to his usual pace, Zhu Xiluo walked almost twice as fast. You know, because he loves to eat.
Because of his pig trotters, Zhu Xiluo is less than 1.7 meters tall and weighs close to 200. Such speed is rare for him.
When he came to the wall of Tihe Hall, Hao Liande stopped far away. Many years of experience told him that the scenes in Tihe Hall were absolutely eye-catching. Although he was not a complete man, he still wanted to commit a crime after seeing it.
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Zhu Xiluo hurried in alone.
When you walk into the small door, you can see the flowers in the yard. It is said that the concubine needs a lot of flowers every time she takes a bath. It is estimated that Zhu Xiluo planted so many flowers to save money. There is also a rockery pond in the small wall.
The water column shot up to a height of more than two meters, and then fell in the air. Rainbows appeared one after another. Of course, the rockery pond here is still worse than that of Li Baoguo. After all, Lao Li's is a combination of Chinese and Western.
The koi carps in the pond were swimming back and forth in the water. A gust of wind passed by, causing light ripples. Leaves fell into the pond, thinking they were delicious food. A group of goldfish rushed to get there.
The picture is very beautiful. If you are a sentimental reader, you can definitely stay here for a few days, borrow objects to reflect on others, or use objects to express your patriotic and cynical feelings.
Zhu Xiluo did not stop. After all, Lao Zhu was not a scholar, and he had no interest in appreciating the beautiful scenery. There were beauties in it. What kind of beautiful scenery could be more beautiful than the beauties?
As soon as he stepped into Tihe Hall, there was a burst of aroma. The threshold was very high. Zhu Xiluo almost fell down when he smelled the aroma.
Compared with Changchun Palace and Kunning Palace, Tihe Palace is significantly larger, with living rooms, bedrooms, lounges, and training rooms.
The living room is naturally a place to receive guests, but few guests come to the Tihe Hall. The queen watches TV dramas every day and has no time to come here. The concubine likes to read and sometimes comes over to chat. There are only a few people in the entire palace.
With these few owners, this living room is not of much use, but the decoration is very good and modern. It has a refrigerator, a TV, a computer, and an air conditioner. The concubine is very down-to-earth at first glance. The carpet on the floor, well, the brand
Persia, after all, Persia is more famous. The wooden walls are covered with photo frames. Well, there is no doubt that they are all selfies of bitchy concubines. Some are pouting, some are holding out scissor hands, and some are shouting eggplant.
There are home photos, including artistic photos, swimsuit photos, and even bolder photos in which the upper body is covered with both hands and the lower body is covered by legs crossed. Well, I have to say that the concubine is also very avant-garde.
Other ornaments in the nature room are also very luxurious. In front of the door is a pair of vases with colorful dragon and peony patterns. On the table are jade beads with three rings of heaven, earth and man. The entire ornament is carved from a single piece of Hetian jade, with four rotating shafts engraved with
The sun, stars and flowing clouds represent the sky, the dragon pattern in the middle represents the emperor, and the landscape engraved on the outer ring represents the place. There is always one word, which is expensive, and it was definitely out of print at the time.
The bedroom is naturally a place to sleep, and the concubine's bed is not the traditional Chinese carved wooden bed, but a European style. There are no curtains. When you enter the bedroom, you can see everything on the bed. There is also a gift statue on the bedside table.
Guanyin Buddha, after all, having no children has always been the pain of a cheap concubine.
The rest room was in vain and of no use, but the concubine did not waste it and converted it into her own dressing room. After all, there are no ugly women, only lazy women. With makeup, even the ugly woman will become a beauty. This is also the ancestor of the concubine's family.
She was trained to dress herself up beautifully in order to find a rich husband. Obviously, she succeeded.
A woman should maintain a beautiful appearance, but also have a good figure. As the saying goes, being fat ruins perfection. This bitch also has deep experience, so the training room came into being and hired a teacher from India.
Teach yoga.
As soon as he entered the door, Zhu Xiluo shouted, "I'm here, my beloved concubine. I miss you so much."
I saw another slump. I guess this thing has become a must-have piece of furniture for women. There was a person lying on the slump. It looked like he had just come out of his mother's womb. The weather was so hot that even wearing any clothes was an abuse to him.
, there were several palace maids standing next to her, tinkering with something.
Hearing Zhu Xiluo's voice, the woman did not get up. She just said hummingly: "Your Majesty, it's true, you spent the night here last night and missed me so much."
Zhu Xiluo walked in and said with a smile: "Haha, you haven't heard that one day is like three autumns after not seeing you for so long. I haven't seen you for so long. It feels like half my life has passed."
"Hee hee, you are the only one with a sweet mouth," the woman said cheerfully, "Please wait for a while, I'm doing some beauty treatments."
When Zhu Xiluo stepped forward and took a look, he suddenly felt like his head was congested, his body was hot and he felt a bit bloated and painful.
Ambergris exuded a faint fragrance in the sapphire cloud and dragon-patterned furnace. The mask was attached to the concubine's face, leaving only her eyes and mouth exposed. A palace maid kept patting it, probably to prevent the facial skin from sagging, and then smeared it on it.
What I am wearing is also skin care stuff.
There are still people waiting on her belly. There is a heating pad placed on the concubine’s lower abdomen. A palace maid turns it over or replaces one from time to time. This should be used to warm the palace. There is also a palace maid greeting the concubine on her thigh. I don’t know.
What is it? Even the feet are covered with bright red nail polish.
As the palace maids fiddled with it, the jewel-encrusted cloud-headed gold hairpin covering the temples swayed uncontrollably. It has to be said that in terms of figure, the concubine is still perfect, with fair skin, a slender neck, and a collarbone that countless women envy.
She is well-shaped, has a flat belly, and has thin and long legs. It is said that the concubine has learned dancing before, and her body is also very flexible. With such a figure, it is no wonder that she can stand out among the hundreds of millions of people in the Ming Empire. Even if it is placed internationally,
It is also of the perfect type.
The picture is very exciting and attractive. Zhu Xiluo sat down on a stool, and a palace maid brought tea. Zhu Xiluo drank a few sips before he could barely suppress the burning fire in his heart.
However, as soon as the fire was extinguished, the concubine made a squeaking sound. Zhu Xiluo's blood swelled again, and he had to drink water again. After another call, Zhu Xiluo drank a bowl, and finally finished the tea.
, the work of the concubine over there is also completed.
She took off the mask on her face, revealing a good-looking face. To be fair, the concubine’s appearance is much better than that of beauties like Zhang Jinghui and Zhang Jingjun. There is a mole at the corner of her mouth. According to numerology, this is a mole-eating mole.
There are two sayings about moles. One is that moles mean that they have no worries about food and clothing and can gather wealth, so they are lucky moles. The other is that moles are delicious, which means that such people are lazy and eat well.
The mole on the concubine's mouth should be a lucky mole, since she has no worries about food and clothing after all.
And Zhu Xiluo also has a mole on the corner of his mouth. This is probably the reason why Zhu Xiluo likes the concubine. However, Zhu Xiluo's should be the opposite of the concubine, so Zhu Xiluo is delicious but lazy.
The concubine stood up, and the maids slowly left. Zhu Xiluo and the concubine were the only ones in the living room. The concubine walked into Zhu Xiluo, sat down, held Zhu Xiluo's arm with both hands, and babbled: "Your Majesty, I am also miss you".
"Haha, haha" Zhu Xiluo was very happy after hearing this.
"Your Majesty, a very famous makeup artist has recently appeared in Bangzi Country. Her skills are very good. I want to invite her over to learn from her." The concubine hugged Zhu Xiluo's hand tighter.
"Male, female?" Zhu Xiluo asked nervously after hearing this. Zhu Xiluo still has a male chauvinistic streak. This is why he is the only man in the entire palace. Even a half-man like Hao Liande can't do it at night. You can't stay in the inner palace.
"Of course she is a woman. My concubine's body belongs to the Holy One. How can I let other men desecrate it?" the concubine said confidently.
Zhu Xiluo was also very satisfied with what he heard and said: "Okay, you can make your own arrangements."
"But, that person's appearance fee is very high," the concubine said cautiously.
"Haha, I am rich in the world, and I can still satisfy my beloved concubine's request." Zhu Xiluo didn't care. This is also the domineering power of being the leader of a country.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, you love me the most." The concubine smiled, her body trembling with excitement.
Reluctantly retracting his eyes, in order to avoid random thoughts, Zhu Xiluo asked: "How much does it cost?"
The bitch held out five fingers.
"Five thousand taels, although it is a little more, but as long as my concubine likes it, I will pay the money. You can tell Hao Liande later." Zhu Xiluo was still a little heartbroken. After all, it was just hundreds of pig's trotters. He really raised a woman. Very expensive.
The concubine was very satisfied with Zhu Xiluo's performance, but it was still a little bit short. She stood up, walked behind Zhu Xiluo, put Zhu Xiluo's head on her chest, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, five thousand taels are still worth it." Almost”.
"How much difference?" Zhu Xiluo relaxed against the body of the concubine.
"There's still forty-five thousand left."
Chiliu, Zhu Xiluo got off the stool.
The concubine hurriedly helped Zhu Xiluo up, and then stabbed him again: "gold".
You, Zhu Xiluo only felt bursts of severe pain in his chest, which is the rhythm of a heart attack.
Turning to look at the concubine, Zhu Xiluo said: "My beloved concubine, isn't fifty thousand taels of gold a bit too much?"
"Your Majesty, not much. When the other party heard that I was His Majesty's wife, they even gave me a 50% discount. A few days ago, the Japanese Emperor's eighteenth concubine asked for 80,000 taels of gold. The Japanese Emperor didn't even blink. "It is said that all the gold reserved for the second half of the year has been paid." The concubine talked in detail,
Zhu Xiluo heard waves of heartache, but how could he refuse his beloved concubine's request? He could only grit his teeth and agree: "Okay, I will have someone send the money over later."
He thought to himself that old boy Qian Song would definitely not give this money. It seemed that he was the only one who had to pay for it. Which treasure should he sell? It was fifty thousand taels of gold.
Holding Zhu Xiluo's head, the concubine took a bite and said happily: "I know that the Holy One loves me the most."
Zhu Xiluo smiled uglier than crying.
In order to repay Zhu Xiluo, the concubine's hands were wandering around Zhu Xiluo's body irregularly. Zhu Xiluo hurriedly stopped her: "No, don't, the imperial doctor said, I have been in poor health in the past few days and it is not suitable for me to do it."
"No, I want it." After saying that, before Zhu Xiluo could resist, he was pulled onto the soft body by the concubine. It turned out that the soft body had this function. After half a push, Zhu Xiluo was stripped naked. Zhu Xiluo wanted to
He shouted for help, but still gave up. After all, he was a man and the king of a country. It would be embarrassing for his concubine to force him to spread the news.
After several bloodless battles, Zhu Xiluo was completely disgusted and begged for mercy loudly: "Dear, I can't survive it now, next time, next time."
"No, Your Majesty, she's not healed yet. By the way, I asked someone to get a pill from the elixir doctor. It's said to be very effective." After saying that, Zhu Xiluo ran into the lounge and took out a pill before he could refuse.
Red pill.
Zhu Xiluo wanted to shout loudly, I can do it, I don't take medicine, but, alas, for the happiness of the humble concubine, he could only swallow the pills with grievance.
After swallowing the pills, Zhu Xiluo was very worried that he would be like his ancestor, Emperor Taichang. Fortunately, he only felt hot and had no other discomfort.
It has to be said that this medicine is very effective, and its effect is very fast and long-lasting. More than three hours had passed when Zhu Xiluo came out of the Tihe Hall. He looked dignified and had the nobility of a king.
But my legs seemed to be shaking.
The bitchy concubine also walked out of the palace, wearing a miniskirt, a tight-fitting cartoon T-shirt with her navel exposed, and a cartoon image of a big mouth, which shows the huge career line.
Standing at the entrance of the palace, the concubine waved goodbye to Zhu Xiluo: "Your Majesty, come back next time."
Chapter completed!