Regardless of how well the drunkard painted, the painting speed was still very fast. Another pig soon appeared on the back of the white cat. Well, the same pig was white and fat, making people very appetizing. The white cat was heartbroken.

I want to die, my signature is ruined, my clothes are ruined, and wearing a hand-painted Peppa Pig, walking on the street will be very stressful.

It's over here, and it's over for the old immortal, but the result is a little different from what the drunkard thought. The scene of the old man being subdued did not appear, but all his subordinates fell to the ground at this moment.

The drunkard dropped his pen in surprise and looked at the old immortal in disbelief. He was thin and average-looking. He had neither three heads nor six arms. His subordinates were raised with big fish and meat every day.

Each of them is fat and strong, with four tough and powerful hooves, and he is also a good one-on-three player outside. How could he not be the opponent of the old man? Could it be that the old man has super powers, just like the ones on TV, one breath, one fart,

The kind that can kill people.

The drunkard walked down the steps. The gang of men on the ground were either covering their chests or their stomachs. Of course, some of them were even more miserable. They were covering their buttocks. They probably had broken anus.

As the head of the nursing home of the Duke's Mansion, and eating rice from the Duke's Mansion, he naturally has to work hard for the Duke's Mansion. Escape is impossible. Looking at the old man, the drunkard said with a smile: "Good boy, my hands are

There’s a lot of time down there, let’s see my bartender take care of you.”

Lao Bu Shi was unwilling to see such a result. After all, he came to the Duke's Mansion to do something, and he didn't want to fight. What he was lying on the ground was all helpless.

Also looking at the drunkard, the old man explained: "I heard that Duke Min was ill. I just wanted to come and visit. What happened next was all a misunderstanding."

"You beat me up so many times and you say it's a misunderstanding. You think I'm a three- or four-year-old naughty boy. How can I believe you?" The drunkard was very angry.

"This is really a misunderstanding."

"Stop talking nonsense. If there is no misunderstanding, let's fight first and then talk about it." He interrupted the old immortal, took a good stance, and the drunkard rushed over like an old immortal.

Naturally, there is no need for any weapons to compete in martial arts. The old immortal is bare-handed, and naturally the drunkard is the same. The two of them still understand the general morality of the world. However, their attack methods are a bit obscene. They specialize in attacking the opponent's chest, lower abdomen, and crotch.

And the back of the buttocks, which is not fatal but is extremely uncomfortable after injury.

The drunkard has a huge body. In addition, the food in Min Guogong's mansion is good, and his body is even taller and stronger. On the other hand, the old man is much worse. Although he has eaten a lot of chicken from Li Baoguo, he may not have absorbed it well.

Because Li Baoguo lacked experience in breeding, the chickens he raised were quite big, but the nutritional value was a little lower, and the body could not fully absorb it. Otherwise, after eating so many chickens, he would be too old to eat and too lazy to cook, so he would be full of belly.

It's bulging, but the old man's belly is flat, and his figure is still very enviable by girls.

The drunkard punched out with both fists, one punch hit the chest of the old immortal, and the other punched the lower abdomen of the old immortal. It was a two-pronged attack. If the old immortal wanted to avoid it, it was impossible. If he could hide from the top, he could not hide from the bottom. The drunkard was very proud.

This trick of mine has been tried and proven, and it has been very effective against the enemy many times. Because he does not know the method of immortality, the drunkard wants to defeat the enemy with one move.

The old immortal did not hide, but faced the difficulty. The drunkard had one fist on the top and the other on the bottom. Naturally, a blank area would appear between the bodies, and this was what the old immortal saw. The old immortal could easily hide.

After passing the two punches of the drunkard, the body did not stop, but continued to move forward, and then rotated 180 degrees. Naturally, most people cannot use this move. First of all, you must have a good figure, otherwise it will be very difficult to rotate.

, the old immortal turned around, put his back against the drunkard's chest, and hit the drunkard's abdomen hard with his elbow. Suddenly the drunkard felt a sharp pain in his lower abdomen. However, the drunkard was not afraid of danger, and did not check his injuries.

He retracted his hands and wanted to hug the old immortal. The drunkard believed in himself and could completely lock the old immortal with his own strength.

It's just that the drunkard's speed was slower. As soon as the drunkard's arm was retracted, the old immortal's body slid down and escaped the drunkard's grasp.

This move seems simple, but there are still many tricks in it. The first is your eyesight. You can accurately find the angle of the opponent's attack. After all, your body is in motion. If you are not careful, you will hit your opponent.

In terms of punches, the other thing is that you must have enough strength. When the opponent is moving at high speed, you can stick to the opponent's body without being knocked away by the opponent. You must also react quickly, seize the opportunity and attack immediately to succeed.

Then he ran away immediately.

The drunkard didn't succeed, but he wasn't angry. After all, his subordinates were not drunkards, and he didn't expect to be able to subdue the old man with one move. The drunkard planned to launch a second attack.

Never thought that the old immortal was not over yet. The old immortal's body slid down to the drunkard's step and stopped. Then he rotated his body 180 degrees and punched out with his right fist. The target was naturally the drunkard's crotch.

"Ah" the drunkard's scream was still loud. Although the drunkard has been a bachelor all his life and has never used the thing below, but it is useless, which does not mean that it can withstand beatings. It is just as fragile.

The drunkard's screams continued, and both the white cat and the black dog couldn't help but touch their crotches. After all, they had to use this thing every night. The two of them were also very lucky. They were very respectful to the old immortal just now.

, just greedy for the other party's two taels of silver.

Probably because of the pain, the drunkard's mind suddenly remembered that he had seen this move somewhere and it seemed very familiar.

But the drunkard didn't think clearly, and the pain in another part of his body once again made the drunkard scream louder.

The attack on the crotch was successful, which was also expected by Lao Bu Shi. This move can be said to be tried and true. However, this move is a series of attacks and is a supporting one. For example, if a female friend wears sunscreen on her face, she must wipe it off.

When it comes to moisturizing and whitening, it would not be perfect if one step is missing.

The old immortal's move is also like this. When attacked from below, another vulnerable part of the human body cannot be dropped. His feet slide sharply, his body rolls, and he sneaks behind the drunkard. He crosses his palms and stretches out his index finger, fiercely

He stabbed the drunkard in the back. This move was very obscene and insidious. Of course, the effect was also very obvious.

The pain coming from below prevented the drunkard from having to bend down and cover it with his hands. As a result, when the person bent down, it became more convenient for the old immortal to attack.

"Ah ah ah" this time the drunkard screamed much louder, covering his crotch with one hand and his butt with the other. The drunkard was in pain that was heart-breaking.

The pain also made the drunkard sober up a lot. Fortunately, although the pain was a little stronger, it went away quickly. The pain finally subsided. The drunkard turned around and asked the old man: "Who are you, old man? How can you do this?"

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At this moment, the old immortal is very proud. He has defeated one, two, three, four, well, ten people. He is still a hero as before, and his strength is very strong. If he wears a green gown, a square scarf on his head, and soap on his feet,

Boots, holding a feather fan in his hand, he should look like Zhuge Liang.

Looking at the face that was distorted by pain and looking even uglier, the old man replied with a smile: "This is what I created myself."

"How is this possible?" You must know that this kind of despicable and obscene move is strictly prohibited by the World Martial Arts Association because it is too vicious. Generally, martial arts practitioners with a sense of shame will not study this kind of move. In the impression of drunkards,

There is only one person who knows this move, and he still uses it frequently. Looking at the old man in front of him, he has no pressure to use such a move and is extremely familiar, which makes the drunkard have to be suspicious.

"How is this impossible?" Lao Immortal was very disdainful. He still had many self-created moves, but he hadn't used them yet.

"You, what's your name?" The drunkard can be sure that this trick was not learned secretly by the old man.

"I don't change my name when I walk, I don't change my surname when I'm old." He crossed his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. Um, the sun was a bit dazzling, so I squinted slightly. After all, I am also a person with a story, so I need to pretend.

Sometimes, you still have to pretend.

"Pa, oops" the drunkard knelt heavily on the ground. Of course, the scream behind him was also made by the drunkard. Unfortunately, there happened to be a stone on the ground.

The old immortal turned his head and looked, his body bounced and flew far away, uh, what is going on, "Don't bother me, don't bother me, get up, I won't hit you."

At this moment, the drunkard's face was full of tears, and his voice was even more choked. I don't know if it was because of the pain, but his face was very distorted.

"Master". I haven't seen him for more than ten years. The old man has changed a lot. His waist has also bent down and his body is a little shaky. However, this move is still not deceptive. He is undoubtedly his master, and it is

Calling Lao Immortal such a weird name, I can be sure of it.

As soon as these two words came out, several nurses who were pretending to be dead on the ground were awakened, including the two white cats and black dogs who were watching the battle, and of course Lao Immortal.

"You are?" The old man looked at the drunkard in disbelief.

"I am Xiao Jiujiu, Master, you don't remember me." The drunkard crawled a few steps and came to the old immortal, hugging his calf.

"Why are you uglier than before?" The girl has changed her age. But for someone as old as a drunkard, his appearance should not change much. The old man is very doubtful about Xiaojiu's identity.

"Well" the drunkard received a critical hit of 10,000 points, "Master, this is not the key, the key is that I miss you very much."

The old man looked at the drunkard carefully. According to common sense, he had only left Shuntian Mansion for more than ten years, and a person's appearance should not have changed so much. So he said: "How do you prove that you are Xiao Jiujiu?"

"Well, okay, Master's nonsensical mistake has happened again." The drunkard thought hard and finally thought of something. He said with a smile: "Master, I thought of it. Once we sneaked out of the Queen's window in the middle of the night."

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The old man hurriedly covered the drunkard's mouth, put on a different expression, and said: "Okay, stop talking, I believe you."

The war was still going on at that time, and there were rumors that the current emperor, Zhu Xiluo, was ill. It was a common symptom among middle-aged men. But Zhu Xiluo was the king of a country. For the sake of thousands of people, he

Immortal got this mission to find out, and the waiter secretly put some medicine in Zhu Xiluo's tea. Well, you know, it's nothing more than a delaying medicine, something that makes people feel hot and active.

At night, the old immortal brought the drunkard over to listen to the corner. Fortunately, although the current saint is in poor health and the time under the stimulation of the medicine is still very short, there is still no problem in carrying on the family line. Of course, these are secrets. Anyone who knows this matter

There were more than three people, Duke Min, himself, and the drunkard.

After his identity was confirmed, the drunkard was also very happy. He stood up, took the old man's hand, and asked excitedly: "Master, you haven't been anywhere in the past ten years. My apprentice misses you so much."

The old immortal threw away the drunkard's hand in disgust, and there was still snot on it, and replied: "I haven't gone anywhere. By the way, how is the Duke's health?"

"It's much better, now I can get out of bed and walk around," the drunkard said, wiping the tears on his face.

"Find someone to tell you that I want to see the Duke."

"Okay, I'll go." A person rushed out and ran towards the house without waiting for the drunkard's instructions. This person was Black Dog. Through the conversation between the two, Black Dog had already understood the current situation, so he thought

To make up for it, after all, it is not easy to find a promising job. As soon as I heard what the old man said, I ran in to report.

The white cat let out a long sigh, he was still a step too late.
Chapter completed!