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Chapter 90 I plead guilty

According to literature records, as early as the Han Dynasty in China ("Health Prescriptions"), there has been a matter of checking a woman's chastity, which is the so-called "gonggongsha". The prescription is: "Lizard or dragonfly, use a device to raise it. He ate cinnabar until his body was completely red. He ate seven kilograms of food. He pounded ten thousand pestles and dotted women's limbs. He remained there all year round, but his body was reduced during sexual intercourse, so he was called Shou Gong.

Of course, experienced people can also detect it through the five senses. The physical examination of Liang Nuying, the first queen of Emperor Huan of the Han Dynasty, before entering the palace is recorded in detail: First, there is an overall assessment. Of course, the main thing is appearance, and whether she has any medical problems. Although disabled, "all in compliance with the law", there is no problem in movement or behavior. The morning sunlight shines through the window on Liang Nuying's face "like morning glow and snow, so beautiful that one cannot look directly at it".

Next, check the facial features. "The eyes are clear and fresh, the eyebrows are straight and curled, the mouth is white and the teeth are bright, the ears are trimmed and the nose is hanging, the shaft is beautiful, and the position is appropriate." The facial features are correct and just right, and there is no problem of crooked mouth or nose. Then , Wu Ju took off Liang Nuying's clothes. He could only smell the fragrance. When he reached out and touched it, he felt that the texture was greasy and clean. He continued to inspect all the private parts, including all the private parts.

Wenpo can identify women based on the appearance of their organs. However, there are very few men who study obstetrics and gynecology. For most men, this is not feasible. Therefore, most people can only rely on the time of first night. Whether there is "redness" is used to judge whether a man is chastity or not. When a man gets married, the buds will "see redness" on the wedding night, and the membrane will rupture and bleed. This matter becomes the most concerned thing the next morning. Everyone considers the whole chastity The problem is all placed on the "layer of film", but this is very one-sided. After all, sometimes riding a horse or getting injured may damage the film.

In The Romance of the West Chamber, after Zhang Sheng and Yingying's first night, Zhang Sheng sang "Earning Evil" and said: "Spring is extremely poisonous, and it is exactly the way to see the new broken melon girl."

Wang Bushi raised his right hand high and said with a wry smile: "Do I keep my oath?"

"Are you kidding me? After all, I am a ninth-rank official in the Ming Empire. I have received the most authentic modern education. You swear to me," Sun Youcai was very angry. It was obvious that this boy regarded himself as a fool.

"Sir, I was wronged." Wang Bushit was very wronged. He was really wronged.

"There is no one who comes here who doesn't cry out for injustice. Please tell me honestly. Our Tiancishan Town Office has always adhered to the principle of leniency and strictness if you confess. As long as you tell the truth, I can give you a light sentence because you have a good attitude in pleading guilty." , you can also suffer less physical pain,”

"What kind of light sentence can we get acquitted?"

"Boy, you think too much, but you can use your salary as a substitute. As long as you pay some money, you can avoid punishment." Sun Youcai explained that the wages in the Ming Empire were too low, and the big bosses above had huge rights, so they naturally came to visit. There are many people who give gifts. Of course, there are very few people who are as well-off as the Duke of Min. For example, Li Yutang, the official of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, although he has a good reputation and is a great scholar, there are not a few people who give him gifts every day to build relationships. The lower-level officials have much less power, so they can only increase their income by themselves. For example, Li Zhengli Baoguo swallowed up the money distributed by the government to the low-income households. Although it is not much, the little money adds up to a lot, and it is the money that the descendants have. After all, he was an official of high rank and his appearance could not be too ugly, so he set his sights on the prisoner. Depending on the seriousness of the case, as long as he paid the corresponding fine, he could go home. Of course, you have to be honest. If you make another mistake, you will have to pay more.

Upon hearing this, Wang Busui rekindled his hope, and asked weakly: "Master, how much money do I have to pay?"

"Master, please do the math." Sun Youcai looked at the master happily and asked. After all, everyone who is willing to give money is a friend.

After receiving the order, the master took out an abacus from his pocket and started to pull it. As a cultured person, naturally he is not used to the high technology of calculators. The master soon calculated the result: "Master, I figured it out. Bullying women,

According to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, this is a felony and can be treated as being beaten to death. Including accommodation, food and health fees, the amount of fines that should be paid is seven hundred and eighty-five taels. Recently, our Tiancishan Town Office is engaged in activities, and we also

You can enjoy the 20% discount policy. The 20% discount is 628 taels. Furthermore, you are the 888th lucky customer of my Tiancishan Town Office. In this way, I will make the decision for the great master and I will give you the remaining change.

To erase it, it only takes six hundred taels.

It seems that the master has not only studied the Four Books and Five Classics, the Tao of Confucius and Mencius, and the saints and sages, he has also dabbled in arithmetic, and he has learned it relatively well.

"Listen carefully, as long as you only need six hundred taels, you can regain your freedom," Sun Youcai looked at Wang Busheng with a smile. At this time, he didn't look like an official, but more like a vendor selling his products in the market.

"Well, can we get another discount?" Six hundred taels was something he had never seen in his life, so Wang Bushu could only bargain.

"It can't be any less. I have been an official for so many years. I have always been honest and fair. I give you a fair price. If I give you a cheaper price, wouldn't it feel unfair to others who paid the money? This is not good."

.A bowl of water that is balanced has always been Sun Youcai's service tenet, and there cannot be any difference.

It is impossible to be innocent. He has no way to prove it. He can only spend money to eliminate the disaster. Wang Busheng carefully counted the money he had on him, including the money soaked in water. The total amount was only a hundred taels. Now

It's not on yourself yet.

"I don't have that much money now." Wang Busheng could only say this. He had no choice, no money, and no confidence to speak.

Sun Youcai was very considerate of his customers, "It doesn't matter. Our town government considers that some people are living in poverty and have limited money. They can raise so much money in a short while, so we have specially launched an installment business. You only need to pay some deposit and add a small amount of money."

The interest is just a matter of regular monthly repayments. In order for the people not to be deprived of food and clothing, we have specially formulated a super-long loan repayment plan, which lasts for thirty years. What a humane policy, we are here for you all the time.

Think about it, what do you think?"

Wang Bushi thought about it carefully. As for the long-term loan repayment plan, it was all bullshit. Wang Bushi just wanted to leave here now, so he nodded and said: "Okay, I promise. I will pay one hundred taels first. I still have my luggage."

It's at the inn, sir, you can send someone to get it."

The policeman and Sun Sanniang were on the same team, and the benefits were shared by everyone. Wang Busheng deliberately did not tell that his banknote had already been taken away by Sun Sanniang and his group, just to see if the money belonged to the person sitting on it.

No matter how big or small the share is, uneven distribution of the stolen goods can easily lead to death. This is called destroying the opponent from within.

As expected, Sun Youcai looked at Sun Sanniang with a very unfriendly look, and it was certain that the accounts were unevenly divided.

Feeling Sun Youcai's gaze, Sun Sanniang hurriedly explained: "The old man is like this. Listen to my explanation. He broke many tables, chairs and benches in my shop two nights ago, so I secretly kept some money."

Sun Youcai was very angry. He wanted to take 90%. Well, no, Sun Sanniang slept with him all night last night and changed it to 8.90%. The money she kept secretly included 8.90% of her own.

That was money in vain, and the landlord's family was also short of food. Sun Youcai was very angry, and he decided to settle for 90%. Women can't be spoiled.

Suddenly Wang Bu died and prostrated on the ground again, "Master, I was wronged."

The whole audience was once again stunned. It couldn't be proved anymore. What's the matter? Could it be that this boy was not a real man, just like Hao Liande.

Hao Liande, who was far away in Yingtian Mansion, had just finished reporting the situation to the Emperor when he started sneezing non-stop.

Without waiting for Sun Youcai to ask, Wang Bushui hurriedly explained: "Sir, just now she said that I was penniless. She saw that I was pitiful so she let me stay in an inn and gave me food. But now, she has left

I have invested a little money, please ask Sun Sanniang where I got this money from."

This is an inconsistency, and what can be proven is that Sun Sanniang lied.

When Sun Youcai heard this, it made sense. People nowadays are really getting smarter and it's hard to fool them. So he turned to Sun Sanniang and asked, "How do you explain this?"

Sun Sanniang was not panicked. After all, she was a person who had experienced strong winds and waves. She had never seen any unexpected situations. Soon Sun Sanniang found an excuse and put on an angry look on her face, "Liar, I thought you were just a womanizer."

, I never thought that you took advantage of my kindness and deceived me. I only thought that you were at the end of your rope. I never thought that you had a premeditated plan and said, "How long have you been coveting my beauty?"

"Sir, I was wronged." Sun Sanniang then bent down, slapping the ground with both hands, tears streaming down her face, "That boy had planned it for a long time. I know that I am as good as a fish or a wild goose, and even Zhuo Wenjun and Wang Zhaojun feel inferior to me.

But it's not my fault that I'm beautiful. If everyone is like him, how can I live a normal and safe life in the future? Sir, you have to make the decision for me. I must punish him severely and kill the chicken to scare the monkey. Only in this way can I stop it.

Similar things happen”.

Sun Youcai nodded, "What you said makes sense."

Then he looked at Wang Busheng: "Defendant, just because you have money doesn't mean you don't covet Sun Sanniang's beauty and do beastly things."

Wang Bu was stunned and couldn't understand where Sun Sanniang got the courage to be so self-righteous, and where the truth of what she said came from. He could only continue to explain: "Sir, think about it carefully. I have more than a hundred taels on me. According to the

At the market price, a young girl who has not yet left the court can only spend more than ten taels for a night, and an old lady with senior experience can only cost twenty or thirty taels, and she has a good appearance, a plump figure, breasts, and a butt."

Then he looked at Sun Sanniang: "Excuse me, Comrade Sanniang, who gave you the confidence to make you think that you are as beautiful as a fish or a wild goose, and even Zhuo Wenjun and Wang Zhaojun feel inferior to you. How can you put true beauty to shame?"

Sun Sanniang was so angry that she laughed loudly, "Everyone here can prove that they always praise me like this in bed."

The lobby fell silent again, and Sun Ergou wanted to explain: "I don't care about appearance. The main reason is that I don't spend money."

Everyone looked at each other a few times, and the meaning was self-evident. It turned out that you were also having an affair with Sun Sanniang. Even the master next to him, who had always been serious, couldn't help but smile awkwardly.

Only the big man smiled a little reluctantly.

Well, this woman's social circle is very wide.

Seeing that Wang Bu was still unwilling to believe it, Sun Sanniang asked unconvincedly: "You don't believe it, right? If you don't believe it, you can ask the great master."

There was once a philosophical question, asking whether a beautiful woman looks in the mirror more often or an ugly woman looks in the mirror more often. There is no answer to this question.

Just like now, the answer to beauty and ugliness is vague. Sun Sanniang firmly believes in her own beauty, or it has become her only hope for survival. Naturally, she does not allow anyone to question it.

This time it was Sun Youcai who was embarrassed. Thinking that he had used women who had been used by so many people, Sun Youcai wanted to go to the hospital for a full-body examination, especially the reproductive department. "Well, beauty or ugliness has nothing to do with the case. We are here."

It is not convenient to discuss it in the lobby.",

"No, sir, it's related." Wang Bushit interrupted Sun Youcai. "Sir, think about it, how would you feel if a woman you don't even like stands in front of you?"

Sun Youcai couldn't answer, but he thought it was okay.

Wang Bushi continued: "I don't like women like Sun Sanniang. They are not my cup of tea. How could I do that to someone who makes me want to vomit when I see her? You need to be in the mood to do that."

The case has reached a deadlock at this point. Sun Sanniang can't produce evidence that Wang Bushit did something to her. After all, her membrane has long been broken. Of course, Wang Bushit can't prove that he didn't do anything to her.

After all, the king has no membrane even if he is not dead.

Finally the master spoke, "Sir, where did the defendant's money come from?" According to the usual practice, the master cannot speak in court. After all, he has no class. He is just a little urgent and wants to end the case as soon as possible.

, as we get older, our prostate is not in good shape.

"Yes, sir." Sun Sanniang hurriedly said, "Sir, I suspect that this boy stole the money."

"Nonsense, I earn my own living by carrying luggage for others." Wang Bushuo hurriedly explained. He was the male protagonist, and his character was guaranteed. He would not deign to deceive himself.

"Are you kidding? You can earn more than a hundred taels by carrying someone's luggage." Sun Youcai felt that his IQ was insulted again. When did labor become so valuable? His monthly salary was only a dozen taels.

"No, what I said is true."

"how to prove"?

Wang Bu died speechless,

"Sir, it's time for punishment," the master said at the right time.

Hearing this, Sun Sanniang gave Master a grateful look, and Sun Sanniang planned to repay him tonight.

Sun Youcai nodded, "Okay, you're a tough talker. It seems like you won't be punished without severe punishment. Someone is here."

mighty.

"Wait a minute" Wang Busui shouted loudly.

With a slap in the face, Sun Youcai shouted: "What else do you have to say?"
Chapter completed!
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