Chapter 33 Thousand Years of Tai Sui

Just when Liu Jun fell, a huge black dog that could be as high as a story appeared in front of him. If he had not fainted, he would have shouted when he saw the big black dog: "Brother Dog,

Help!"

The big black dog circled Liu Jun twice and sighed slightly. He stretched out his paws and dug under his body, and took out a jade box. The jade box was still letting out the cold air. The dog brother was not afraid of freezing.

I saw the dog brother stretched out his paw to open the jade box and took out a piece of something that looked like discolored pork.

First, he took out a small piece and threw it to the fat man, then looked at the unconscious Liu Jun, and thought for a while. Then he gently pulled out the copper sword from his body with his paws, and the blood flowed out. It took less than ten meals to stir-fry pig blood.

The kind that can't be repaired. The dog brother quickly opened Liu Jun's mouth, and stuffed the thing from a large jade box directly into his mouth. The dog's paw slapped it, and the thing went down his esophagus into his stomach.

It is very miraculous to say that when the thing entered Liu Jun's stomach, within a few seconds, the bleeding from the wound stopped and the wound was also recovering. Although the recovery was slow, it was indeed recovering slowly.

At this time, the man in the suit woke up, rubbed his eyes, and looked at Brother Dog carefully with a look of horror. Indeed, the big black dog this floor high looked quite scary. Brother Dog saw the man in suit wake up.

He came over, jumped a few times, and disappeared.

When Liu Jun woke up again, he saw a familiar ceiling, a familiar hospital bed, and a familiar little nurse. Although he was in the hospital again, he was quite happy, at least he survived. Goodbye, Grandmaster, I will see you another day.

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"You are really a capable person. You have just been discharged from the hospital and you have come back. Have you made the hospital your home?" the little nurse said, looking at Liu Jun.

Liu Jun thought to himself: I mean, he wants to go to the hospital and lie down? But he can't beat him. He also wants to be like the protagonist in the novel, beat up the devil in three days and beat up the monster in five days. But isn't his strength not allowed?

"Don't talk nonsense, just tell me how long will I have to stay this time?" Liu Jun asked. It was only a week last time, and this time it is worse than last time. I estimate that I will have to stay for a while.

"Stay for one day." The little nurse replied... Liu Jun thought to himself: Master Di, what is the injury? The hospital has given up treatment.

"You were brought here in a bloody state. After an examination, it was found that you are fine. You will be under observation for one day and then you can be discharged."

This big gasp made her gasp, and she almost scared Liu Jun to death. Huh? No, Liu Jun remembered that he was clearly pierced by a copper sword, how could he be cured?

"Are you sure I'm okay?" Liu Jun asked.

"You think something's wrong?" The little nurse also looked at me puzzled.

"No, I don't want to, this is good." The little nurse looked at Liu Jun, told him to pay more attention to safety, and left.

Not long after the little nurse left, the fat man came.

"Brother Liu, are you awake?"

"I'm not awake, I'm talking to you in a dream."

"Hey, Brother Liu, let me tell you, you were so handsome when you blocked the sword for me. I was so moved that I fell to the ground. If I were a woman, I would give myself to you in return for saving my life."

"Stop, give up this dirty idea of ​​yours." Liu Jun felt bad all over. This 300-pound fat man turned into a woman and married me. Is this really a favor or revenge?

"What happened after I passed out last night? How did the sword wound on my body heal?" Liu Jun felt that something must have happened to him when he passed out. Otherwise, how could these puncture wounds have healed overnight?

"When you passed out, Brother Gou came and fed you a large piece of something in a jade box, and then your injury healed. I also took some, and the poison was cured. Although I didn't know what Brother Gou had given us.

It’s nothing to eat, but it feels like it’s quite precious.”

Isn't this nonsense? Can something that is not precious have such an effect? ​​I owe Brother Dog a lot of favors now.

He packed up his things, asked the fat man to arrange for him to be discharged from the hospital, and then got up and went home to rest. He had to go on duty at night.

When he arrived at the store in the evening, Liu Jun picked up the book on spells and looked at it twice before starting to practice the spells. Because he came early, Brother Dog hadn't come down yet.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Brother Gou walked slowly to the counter.

"Brother Gou, what did you give us to eat? I'll be fine in one night." Liu Jun looked at Brother Gou and asked.

"Tai Sui for a thousand years" Brother Gou's answer was concise and clear.

"Between living and dead, meat and bones, eating Tai Sui can lead to immortality?" Liu Jun was excited at that time. He is immortal, he can be regarded as the meat of Tang Monk now. Liu Jun has seen the introduction of Tai Sui before:

This thing is also called Ganoderma lucidum. According to Li Shizhen’s "Compendium of Materia Medica": "Ganoderma lucidum is shaped like meat. It is attached to big rocks and has head and tail. It is a living thing. The red one is like coral, the white one is like fat, and the black one is like lacquer.

The green ones are like green feathers, the yellow ones are like purple gold, and they are all as bright and penetrating as solid ice. It is also included in the "Zhizhi" category of the "vegetable" department. It can be eaten and used as medicine. It is regarded as "the best grade in this classic" and its efficacy is "

If you eat for a long time, you will be light and not old, and you will be immortal."

What Brother Gou gave them to eat was stuff that even ancient emperors couldn't get.

"It's an exaggeration. Even those who have become immortals after a thousand years of Tai Sui can't live or die, with flesh and bones. If you are still alive, Tai Sui can save you. Let alone immortality." Brother Dog shook his head. Liu Jun

With a sigh, the dream of immortality was shattered before it even started.

"Also, what Li Laodao gave you is the basic introduction to Taoism. According to your progress, you will be beaten to death before you can get started. Now, while Tai Sui in your body has not been fully absorbed by you, this book on Qi training and physical training

Fa, you use it to practice. You are too useless..." Brother Gou said and threw a costume book to Liu Jun.

I don’t want to give up either. I’ve only been practicing Taoism for a few days. Alas, it’s too difficult. Liu Jun sighed with emotion.

Liu Jun picked it up and read the title of the book "Tai Xuan Heart Method". He turned to the first page:

Sit in meditation with your eyes closed, hold your hands firmly and meditate. Knock on your teeth thirty-six times, hold Kunlun in both hands. Sound the heavenly drum from left to right, listen twenty-four times... etc. Anyway, there are quite a lot of them. And I can't understand them.

Liu Jun wanted to ask Brother Gou, but he turned around and saw Brother Gou squatting next to the counter with his eyes closed and concentrating. He didn't want to disturb him. He took out his mobile phone and said, "Almighty Du Niang. Study a little, practice a little. Don't talk about it. Don't talk about it after practicing."

He feels like he has a copper skin and an iron frame, but the warm feeling all over his body is pretty good. He doesn't need to wear a down jacket when going out in winter, which saves money.

Liu Jun practiced like this all night, packed up his things in the morning, closed the door and went home to sleep. On the way back, Liu Jun looked at the cool outfits of the girls on the road and sighed: So white.

"Brother, you said that a white person can cover up all ugliness, and a fat person can destroy everything. So, what kind of person am I?"

"Have you ever heard of a creature called a maggot?" Liu Jun replied after thinking for a while.

The fat man suddenly became quiet. There was no conversation all the way and he went home to sleep.
Chapter completed!