Author: Ying Ying Xiong

Lu Ziqiao blurted out: "I love you, you are so handsome, or should I?"

"I also hope she said that." Lu Zhanbo shrugged: "Unfortunately not, she only said these three words, 'No'."

Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, and then she looked at her with evil eyes and asked in a very gossipy manner: "Zhan Bo, I am very impressed with you. Come on, tell me, what did you do to her?"

"Tch, where are you thinking?" Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes angrily. They had been together for such a long time, so he didn't know Lu Ziqiao's virtue.

"I invited her to drink coffee, and she said no."

"I asked her to take medicine, but she said no."

"I said I would send her home, but she said no."

"I invite her"

Lu Zhanbo started complaining mode and finally concluded: "Do you think all the goddesses in the Magpie Kingdom are so conservative and introverted?"

"Huh? How come you can see that?" Lu Ziqiao drank a glass of water in one gulp, a little confused.

Lu Ziqiao poked her face and asked, "Has he never told you?"

"Wait, tell me again, what does she often say?" Lu Ziqiao asked with a speechless expression.

"But I buy her McDonald's breakfast every morning, but she never tells me." Lu Zhanbo seemed extremely disappointed, even a little angry.

But he always felt that there was some truth to this teasing, so he was embarrassed.

Zhuang Ming: "."

Lu Ziqiao pointed to his head seriously: "Your head should be replaced as well."

"Sarahei means:." Lu Ziqiao was speechless and did not mince words. He also knew Lu Zhanbo's bad temper: "I love you."

Creak~

The door was pushed open, and Hu Yifei, who had finished work and was sexy and hot, walked in. A fresh fragrance instantly filled the air.

"I asked my colleagues and they said it means thank you." Lu Zhanbo's common sense really shattered the common sense world of Zhuang Ming and Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Zhanbo was stunned for a moment, then said: "Hamburger and milk tea are already the best breakfast, what else do you want me to do?"

Zhuang Ming: "."

"What?" Lu Zhanbo stood blankly on the spot for a moment.

Such people are still their friends, and they express concern.

"Yifei, has your family prepared any funds for Zhan Bo's future marriage?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

"That's not the point." Lu Ziqiao said casually without being embarrassed at all.

I saw Lu Zhanbo's serious face, so serious that it was embarrassing, and he said word by word: "We should send kimchi as a gift. People in Magpie Country like to eat kimchi the most, so she will definitely like it."

"I suggest using the money to give Zhan Bo a brain transplant, otherwise I guess he may not be able to use the money in his lifetime." Lu Ziqiao complained.

Zhuang Ming said calmly: "The two hundred and eighty languages ​​​​that Zi Qiao speaks are just bragging."

That glimmer of hope was torn to pieces in an instant, shattered into dregs and powder.

Qiu Shui's eyes moved: "Zhan Bo, have you found your partner?"

"I have studied 280 languages ​​​​around the world." Looking at Lu Zhanbo's dumbfounded look, Lu Ziqiao continued easily: ".'s common vocabulary for picking up girls, Salahei is a must-learn for beginners. If you don't believe it,

You can ask Brother Zhuang."

That tone, that attitude, that's an affirmation,

Zhuang Ming: "."

He's so stupid, so uneducated, so scary,

"Do you know what this means?" Lu Ziqiao asked quite speechlessly.

"But that Salahei sentence does mean I love you." Zhuang Ming's words instantly broke all Lu Zhanbo's fantasies about girls from the Magpie Kingdom.

The person who coughed was clearly Zhuang Ming. He was eating cakes and accidentally choked.

Lu Ziqiao: "."

Lu Zhanbo was a little unbelievable for a moment: "You mean, she told most of the boys in our company, I love you, but she only said no to me, right?"

Lu Zhanbo immediately said in a serious tone: "This Hollywood girl is the quietest girl in our unit. She never leaves her mouth with polite words. Every time a boy does something for her, she always says 'Sarah, Sarah'."

"Yes." Lu Zhanbo nodded, and then explained generously: "But I don't want her to be too polite."

"No beautiful and charming girl in the world will tell you I love you just because you give her a hamburger or milk tea, do you understand?" Lu Ziqiao explained very speechlessly: "You should take her to do something special so that she can

She was moved."

"Then what does the sentence "magpie" mean in Mandarin?" Lu Zhanbo's eyes lit up with a sense of anticipation.

Lu Ziqiao: "."

Lu Zhanbo shook his head repeatedly.

Lu Ziqiao: "."

"Cough cough cough~"

Zhuang Ming: "."

"Pfft~"

He seemed to understand something: "Then prepare shark fin burgers for her?"

Why can't this kid get along with this burger?

Suddenly there was a violent coughing sound and the sound of spraying water.

"Now I finally understand why when you sit down, I have the aura of flying away from thousands of birds and wiping out all traces of people." Lu Ziqiao looked speechless: "I feel that this is not a matter of changing breakfast at all."

Can this brain circuit still be normal?

But when I thought it was Lu Zhanbo, I felt relieved.

"What's the problem?" Lu Zhanbo still looked curious.

"Brother-in-law." Lu Zhanbo looked at Zhuang Ming pitifully.

Zhuang Ming, Lu Ziqiao, and Hu Yifei were all stunned.

Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes, he didn't know that Lu Ziqiao was teasing him again.

The reality is so cruel, so cruel that it bloody tears apart the last defense in their hearts.

Of course the one spraying water was Lu Ziqiao.

What kind of weird girl would like a boy like this?

His taste and unique thinking are really hard to compliment.

Lu Ziqiao: "."

Hu Yifei was stunned: "Why do you suddenly ask about this?"

"Shut your crow mouth." Hu Yifei gave her a charming eye roll, twisted her sexy hips and walked towards the house.

Lu Zhanbo had a silly look on his face. He didn't understand what it meant, so he repeated it again: "Sarahei."

"I figured it out." Lu Zhanbo suddenly jumped up from the sofa and shouted with surprise on his face.

Hu Yifei: "."

"You'd better kill me with one shot. Rotten wood cannot be carved." Lu Ziqiao stood up directly and walked outside: "I can't stay here anymore, otherwise my IQ will be affected. No, it has already been affected.

Influence."

Walking to the door, he suddenly turned around and stopped, looking at Lu Zhanbo: "Zhanbo, I know a good brain doctor. Although he is a veterinarian, the price is cheap. I will introduce him to you later."

Lu Zhanbo looked confused and stared at Lu Ziqiao walking out of the door. He didn't know where he went wrong.
Chapter completed!