Wei Wu suddenly looked horrified and said: "No, how can you have such skills?"

"Then you only have two choices. One is to wait for the Great Immortal Qing Niu, and the second is to wait for Ju Lao to come out of the palace." Wei Yuanji said, and then said: "For the Great Immortal Qing Niu, it will be the year of the monkey, and for Ju Lao, it will be the fastest."

Twenty days.”

Wei Wu's face suddenly turned green. He didn't dare to think about it being performed by the Great Immortal Qing Niu. Ju Lao would be twenty days old?

Twenty days, I’m afraid they’ll all be rotten, right?

The key is how to live this life, squatting in a latrine every day?

"Brother Wu, you have self-healing skills. It's just a single blow. It doesn't require any good skills. You can just be patient and it will be over." Wei Yuanji was good at tempting.

Wei Wu instinctively recalled the scene of the ruined temple and half of the wall covered in blood. His expression was hesitant and he couldn't make up his mind. It was too scary.

"Prepare acupoints to stop the bleeding. We have good hemostatic cream and a sharp knife. It's just a matter of two or three inches." Wei Yuanji continued to persuade.

When Wei Wu heard that the bleeding could be stopped, he finally became more courageous. He hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: "Okay, let's make a cut."

It was agreed that Wei Yuanji would go down immediately to prepare.

A sharp knife, hot water, a basin, hemostatic cream, a clean cloth... and the most important thing is a mulberry stick for the mouthpiece.

Feiyuwei doesn't have anything else. It's something that can be cut off from a person's body and can be used to hang on to life. There are dozens of them.

The industry experience is also very rich.

Qin He's violent method of cutting hemorrhoids was truly amateurish.

Professional matters should be left to professionals.

What happened next cannot be described in detail.

In short, just bite the mulberry wood tightly, take a good posture, find the right position, and then cut it all around.

There is blood, but very little.

Feiyuwei's hemostatic cream and acupuncture methods are all professional.

A miserable howl was inevitable. The person was awake, and the area where the cut was made was rich in nerves. The mulberry biting the mouth immediately left two lines of clearly visible teeth marks.

The self-healing technique is also very efficient, the blood stops quickly, and then you can hear the "squishy" granulations growing wildly.

However, Wei Yuanji's expression slowly changed from surprise after the stabbing to disbelief, his eyes widened, and he looked like he had seen a ghost.

"Have you finished cutting?" Wei Wu asked tremblingly after not hearing any movement for a long time.

Wei Yuanji scratched his head and said hesitantly: "The cutting is done, but Brother Wu... now there is bad news and good news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Wei Wu suddenly looked horrified and said: "What is the situation? Please explain it clearly and don't keep it secret."

"Then I'll tell you straight."

Wei Yuanji nodded, and then said: "The bad news is that after your hemorrhoids were removed, they grew back again. The good news is that they... are not that big anymore."

When Wei Wu heard this, he collapsed on the spot.

Can it grow back after being cut?

What the hell is this self-healing technique healing? Hemorrhoids are not a part of the body!

Why are you trying to heal yourself?

"Brother Wu, your self-healing skills are lacking. All the things that shouldn't have grown have grown." Wei Yuanji hit the nail on the head and said, "There is no other way now. I can only continue to cut until it is gone."

Until then."

"Then...how many swords will it cost?" Wei Wu's voice began to tremble.

I don’t even know where this damn thing came from. It turned outwards for no reason. I am at the peak of my inner strength, so I should be invulnerable to all diseases.

Wei Yuan carefully evaluated it and said: "Looking at the extent of the reduction, eight more cuts should be enough."

"Eight swords?!"

Wei Wu jumped up in shock.

What happened after that cannot be described in detail.

In short, that night, the Feiyu Guard Office was filled with Wei Wu's dull howl, which was horrifying.

…

One day later, Beijing received a rare natural night rain.

Suppressed some of the summer heat.

Xu Mansion in Dongcheng is decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and is full of joy.

The eighth day of the sixth lunar month is an auspicious day, suitable for traveling, moving, and getting married.

Today is the day that Xu Changshou gets married.

The Xu family are descendants of the Xu family of the King of Zhongshan. Although they are more than ten generations away from the King of Zhongshan, who is a relative of the emperor, and are no longer close to each other, and their family fortunes are not in decline, they are descendants of princes after all. The Xu family is in Dongcheng.

, is still somewhat popular.

In addition, Xu Changshou loved to make friends, and there were people from all walks of life, so there was an endless stream of guests who came to drink wedding wine and congratulate him.

It was a decent scene, the only drawback was that when the host family was away, the guests gathered in small groups, talking and whispering in private.

Those with good conduct shook their heads and sighed, while those with bad conduct could hardly hold back the sarcasm on their faces.

There is no way, although the Xu family is in decline, it can still be regarded as a respectable family.

The wife-in-law actually married a widow and was pregnant.

This kind of thing will be stabbed in the spine every time.

No, Xu Changshou's parents agreed to the marriage for the sake of Yang Qiao'er's blood, but Xu Changshou's seven aunts, eight aunts, and uncles didn't look good when they were offended.

A group of people were gearing up and guarding the gate with gritted teeth, clearly preparing to cause trouble.

"Sir, it seems those people are trying to block the door." Not far away, Wang Tiezhu stretched his neck and said to Qin He who was eating melon seeds.

It was Xu Changshou's great joy. The entire Dongcheng Crematorium went out and occupied several tables. While eating melon seeds, they waited for the bride to come to visit so that the banquet could begin.

The so-called blocking the door means blocking the sedan chair.

When a matchmaker is getting married, it doesn’t matter whether the eldest daughter of the bride is still a widow. As long as she is the official wife, she must go through the door and enter the house to worship in a dignified manner. This is the core requirement of etiquette.

If you marry a concubine, you can only go through the small door. A small sedan will quietly enter the house through the small door, and the matter is over, and the treatment will be very different.

Blocking the bride's marriage is the greatest insult to the bride, and it also fundamentally denies her title and status.
Chapter completed!