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Chapter 499 It's him, it's him, it's him

"Lord Zuoling, what should I do?"

Seeing that Gantuji was hesitant, the two men hurriedly urged him; because when he was hesitant, Wei Wu obviously moved, which was a sign that he was about to wake up.

Gantuji clenched the handle of the knife tightly, his knuckles turning white from exerting too much force, but he never drew out the knife. After more than ten breaths, his tense body suddenly relaxed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go!"

He wanted to kill Wei Wu, but Aqina's order was to "leave the ox cart after the fu burns", which meant clearly that no one would be killed.

After weighing the two aspects, he finally chose to obey the order because he could feel that Aqina had no murderous intention towards Wei Wu from beginning to end.

He didn't know if something would really happen to Aqina, everything was unknown.

The risks brought by blind action are unpredictable.

When the two men heard this, they hurriedly dropped their night lights and quickly disappeared into the night as if they had been granted amnesty.

"Ami, your whole family is a Buddha. The blood moon has faded. Is this the end of the dragon slaying?"

Not long after they left, a nondescript Buddha's call suddenly came from the darkness, and then they heard a rustling sound. Two figures, one fat and one thin, pushed through the grass on the roadside and came to the road.

"The situation is not right. Five thousand years of dragon slaying has never happened in such a short time, eh? Wait a minute, there seems to be a car there."

"The lantern was thrown on the ground and was robbed?"

"Hey, Wu Liang, you and your whole family are all great gods. You, Uncle Wu De, are here. The thief will show up soon!"

"Your Grandpa Fahai is here too!" M.

"You took advantage of me?"

"Stop talking nonsense, there's no one around, come over and take a look."

Soon, two figures, fat and thin, came to the side of the bullock cart, and the firelight illuminated the two of them. One was a great monk covered in swimming rings, and the other was a Taoist priest who was as thin as a penis.

It was Wu De and Fa Hai.

Both Taoism and Buddhism have secret techniques for calculating the fortune of the world.

The two originally planned to return to the capital after autumn, but they never expected that the sign of dragon slaying suddenly came early for some reason.

The two of them hurriedly hurried, but in the end they were still a step too late.

The blood moon rises and meteorites suddenly appear.

The only exception is that the blood moon lasts too short.

Under the moonlight, when they saw the man lying on the bullock cart, they were both stunned.

The Taoist priest was surprised: "This...isn't this Wei Wu?"

"Why is he here in the wilderness?" The monk was also quite surprised.

The Taoist priest hurriedly picked up the lantern on the ground, took a closer look, and said, "That's right, it's Wei Wu. We haven't seen him for a few months. Why has this guy turned into a girl? Look at his face, it's whiter than my butt."

After saying that, he moved his nose again, leaned in and took a sniff, and said, "It smells of alcohol. Are you drunk?"

The monk also trembled a few times when he heard the words, but he was stunned for a moment. Then he followed the ox cart with his nose and got on the noose, and then followed the noose to the cow's buttocks. After sniffing a few times, the monk said:

Surprised: "Eh...this cow?"

The Taoist priest was inexplicable, so he raised the lamp, looked at the little ox, which was still in a dazed state, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with the cow?"

"This cow is the one that hit us in Ludi last year!" the monk said excitedly.

"Isn't it?" The Taoist priest was moved when he heard that. He looked at the calf again and said, "Didn't you say last time that it was Qinhe's bull that hit us? This one seems to be bigger and the coat is shinier."

The monk's face stiffened slightly and he said, "I didn't taste it last time. Anyway, regardless of whether it was the other end last time, this one must be."

"Don't make a mistake." The Taoist priest was cautious. Last time in Lu Di, the great monk's tongue couldn't taste the taste of cow, which made him suspicious because he couldn't explain it.

When the monk heard this, he secretly said that you are doubting the Buddha's expertise.

So without saying a word, he made a secret with his fingers and shouted: "The wind and smoke from all directions are entering my mouth, mani padme hum, the taste of my tongue is traced!"

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his mouth, "Zi Liu", and licked the calf's buttocks.

And then...bah, bah, bah.

The next moment, his eyes widened and he shouted: "It's it, it's it...it's it!"

"Good guy, I finally found it." Upon hearing this, the Taoist priest immediately gritted his teeth and said, "I told you how he was jumping up and down that day. It turns out he was the one who caused the accident while riding the bull!"

"Twice!" The monk made a two sign, saying that the other grievances with Wei Wu were just chaos after being cut out.

A mistress and two enemies, neither one of them likes each other, but if the other person is defeated once, they can be excited for several days.

"Hiss...wait a minute...didn't you say that this cow may belong to Qing Niu Great Immortal, or it may belong to Qin He? Then is the person in this car Wei Wu?" After a pause, the Taoist priest suddenly remembered something and asked again.

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The monk paused for a moment.

The Great Immortal Qingniu, Wei Wu, and Qin He are mixed in. The monk only feels that there is me in you, and you in me. It is a completely unclear mess.

The art of disguise is not a profound art. If a good-looking person turns into a woman, it might really be disguised.

The Taoist priest looked at the monk and said solemnly: "It's better to make sure."

The monk's face suddenly twitched and he said: "You...you have to keep it a secret."

"I swear." The Taoist priest also stretched out two fingers.

When the monk saw this, a look of disgust appeared on Wei Wu's face. After chirping, the monk said with great certainty: "It's Wei Wu, that's right!"

The Taoist priest immediately dispelled his doubts, put down the lantern, slowly began to roll up his sleeves, and said: "In that case, we have solved the case. We can't find anything even after wearing iron shoes. It took no effort at all."

"Ami, your whole family is a Buddha. He must have done it on purpose. We must not let him off lightly!"

At this moment, Wei Wu was awakened by the voices of the two people, sat up suddenly, and opened a pair of dull eyes.

However, before he could fully see the object, a fleshy fist quickly enlarged in his eyes, "Hit him!"

"The one who beat Tamar~"

"Boom!"
Chapter completed!
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