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Chapter 56 Qin He Has Another Convulsion

Fang County is under the jurisdiction of Shuntian Prefecture and protects the capital.

This time of rush to help, it is true that the plague in Fang County has threatened the capital, which would have been far away from the emperor.

Even if a person dies, the emperor may not even know about it.

Corrupt officials have been born with two tricks since ancient times, one is to take advantage of others, and the other is to whitewash peace.

But it was such a small distance, and it was still an official road all the way, so the convoy walked for a whole day and a night.

The next day, when the sun set to the west, we finally arrived at the county seat of Fangxian County.

The huge county town was as quiet as a ghost town. Not a single soul could be seen, and the stench was overwhelming. The ground was sprinkled with a thin layer of lime, and one walked along the city gate to the crematorium.

Every county town has a crematorium, which is a necessary yamen function in every place.

But the conditions of the crematorium in Fang County are far inferior to those in the capital city.

The so-called crematoriums are just a few roofless stone enclosures. The only roofed room is specially used to store fuel. Most of it is dried cow dung. There is very little firewood. There is no blast exhaust.

Holding a few hair dryers made of raw bamboo.

The conditions were so primitive that it was almost impossible to watch. The corpses were burned with dung and the wind was blown with mouths.

Let alone rain, if the weather gets colder, the body may not even be able to be burned.

The Feiyu Guards recruited civilians to be responsible for the specific tasks of searching for corpses, transporting corpses, and fueling them. The corpse cremators only needed to organize the place and prepare the corpses for burning.

The matter was urgent, and rest was naturally not allowed. Wei Wu ordered the cremator to unload the cremator, blast row, kerosene, tents and other materials from the cart, and then began to build a temporary crematorium.

It seems noisy, but the speed is not too slow.

It was getting dark, and the convoy transporting the corpse entered the city.

The cart is as far as the eye can see.

Qin He saw this with a smile on his face, but then Wei Wu, the little bastard, ordered someone to put up a bamboo pole with a lamp hanging on it.

When Qin He saw it, he immediately scolded his eighteen generations of ancestors two hundred times.

What a cheat.

It's a camera light!

Feiyuwei is so rich, he even brought this with him when he came to Fang County.

Qin He was so angry that his teeth itched.

Once the Soul Capture Light is turned on, the corpse reward is almost impossible to see.

The big evil corpses in the cremation hall are all about internal energy and Taoism. These plague corpses can make you feel lonely.

Qin He looked at the lantern that was swaying in the wind as if mocking him. The evil thoughts in his heart were about to erupt in waves like a volcano, and he couldn't suppress them.

But in the end, Qin He gave up.

Qin He had a hundred ways to destroy this soul-capturing lamp, and they were very secretive. No one would know that he did it.

But the price is that you lose your true heart.

Some things may seem trivial, but once they cross the line, people will feel at ease.

Is Qinhe really short of corpses?

Ha~

Randomly rush into a city, kill all the people inside, and then pile it all on fire and burn it.

He could burn tens of thousands of corpses in one night.

Can it be done?

cannot!

Once you become a human being, you are no longer a human being, but a demon.

Qin He was very vigilant about this. He could use a little cleverness to burn a few more corpses, but the bottom line would be crossed when terrorists wreak havoc.

The days ahead are still very long and simply not worth it.

These are what Qin He gained from watching shadow puppet performances since he burned corpses. How many of the dead started from seemingly inconspicuous things and gradually turned into human beings and monsters.

Back to business, the first wave of corpse distribution.

Everyone gets one, so there is no point in how much each person gets. They keep burning until dawn.

Feeling the breath of the corpse's remnant, the soul-removing lamp emits a hazy light, and the strands of remnant soul slowly gather from the corpse to the seven prisms of the soul-removing lamp, and the soul-taking lamp also begins to spin faintly.

The cremators all looked at the lamp curiously, and couldn't hold it back and started talking about it.

Except Qinhe.

This guy threw the corpse onto the crematorium and started shoveling coal to start the fire without missing a moment.

What does he want to do?

hey-hey.

You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder.

If the quality is not up to scratch, quantity is the key.

No, Li Laizi next door was taking a handful of firewood to make a fire after admiring the lantern. Qin He shouted: "Hey, you idiot, who taught you to light a fire like this?"

"ah?"

Li Zizi was stunned.

Taking a closer look, Qin He didn't know when he had hung the shiny yellow copper coin on his body, and Yi Qi commanded: "Whether the corpse is burned smoothly or not depends on whether the fire is good, bring the thing."

Li Zizi gave the firewood to Qin He in a daze.

Qin He took it, blew on the fire, lit the firewood and stuffed it into the furnace. He was afraid that it would be extinguished, so he poured a spoonful of kerosene on it, and suddenly the fire was raging.

Li Zizi's head was immediately filled with question marks.

What's the difference between this fire thing?

After being stunned for a moment, Qin He ran to Liu Sanjin next door and put his hands on his hips: "Hey, you idiot, you have to light the fire in the direction of Vulcan, so that the fire you light will have supernatural power."

This time it was Liu Sanjin's turn to be filled with questions.

What divine power, what Vulcan?

where?

Ignoring Liu Sanjin's question, Qin He snatched the firewood from his hand and helped him light the stove.

Next, Lao Liangtou.

"Old Uncle Liang, it's easy to get your beard burnt when you're so close."

Next, the whole camp was filled with the sound of Qinhe whirring.

"Stop! You have to ask God before lighting a fire. How can you face Vulcan with your butt?"

"Stop! There must be a sense of ceremony when lighting a fire. Why don't you pull up your pants?"

"When lighting a fire, you must pay attention to your posture and look beautiful. Who asked you to squat and light a fire?"

"When lighting a fire, you need to pay attention to your posture and look beautiful. Who told you to light a fire standing up?"

"When lighting a fire, you must pay attention to your posture and look beautiful. Who asked you to bend down and light a fire?"

"The way you lit the fire is so ugly, do your parents know?"

"..."

After a stir, all ten cremators at the Dongcheng Crematorium were made suspicious.

Is there so much emphasis on lighting a fire?

The key is that Liu Sanjin discovered that the direction of Vulcan that Qin He clicked two or three times was in the opposite direction.

He asked deliberately, but was shot back by Qin He: "Vulcan can run away, are you blind with such a big star?"

Liu Sanjin raised his head. It was a dark and windy night. Where did the stars come from?

Just like that, all ten corpses in Dongcheng's corpse crematorium were burned by Qin He in a daze. As this was not enough, he expanded his business scope to the corpse cremators in the other three cities.

The corpse cremators from the other three cities looked at the yellow "copper coins" on Qin He's chest and were too stunned to speak.

You are the cremator, whatever you say is what you say.

Anyway, it was just such a fuss.

Slowly, the cremators came to their senses.

Qin He, this is another convulsion.

If you're mentally ill, don't be acquainted with him. If he likes to light a fire, just let him light it.

If you don't let him order it, he will come over and point out that something is wrong here and there. How embarrassing.

The key point is that you can't refute it because they are of a higher rank than you.
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