Chapter 114 Others Tried, Only I Succeeded(1/2)
This time, Lin Fan's progress was quite smooth.
He found a sense of satisfaction.
I am worthy of being the God of War in the North who has emerged from countless desperate situations!
Difficulties like these cannot be difficult for you.
Others have had wet intestines! But only I succeeded!
It's just that the fire absorbs the juice, and a strong smell will inevitably come out.
Fortunately, the window was open, so in order to avoid everyone's suspicion, he took the initiative to help himself.
"The air here in Suzhou and Hangzhou isn't that good either. There's a smell coming in."
"Yeah, I've been smelling it for a long time, I guess there's a dung truck nearby."
Qi Taiqing nodded, looked at the apprentice driving and shouted.
"Yang Fei, please close the window for a while, it stinks like hell."
"Okay Master."
It was his apprentice who was driving, and he pressed the switch.
Snap, and soon, the car window was closed.
Lin Fan instantly turned green and wanted to slap the old guy to death.
Once the window is closed, won't the smell get stronger?
How can I pass the blame?
Less than a minute after the window was closed, the stench inside the car became stronger and stronger.
It's like there's an old man cooking in the car.
Qi Taiqing, who was sitting next to Lin Fan, felt the most profoundly.
He pinched his nose and said after coming back to his senses.
"Oh my God, why does it stink even more after closing the car window? This is the stink coming from the car, not from outside."
Lin Fan deliberately closed his eyes and pretended not to hear.
He really didn't know how to answer this question.
This smell is indeed a bit too strong.
But his fire harvest is almost complete!
There are only four people in the car now.
He, Lin Fan, Ning Shiqin and the apprentice who drove the car.
Naturally, Qi Taiqing would not have thought that Lin Fan next to him had pooped his pants.
He didn't even consider Ning Shiqin.
Such a pretty girl.
How is it possible to poop?
So he targeted the apprentice who was driving.
His apprentice is a child weighing more than 200 pounds, and he is famous in Jiuquan Mountain for being good at eating.
Looking at this apprentice, he shouted angrily.
"Yang Fei, you idiot, I told you not to eat randomly, but you just ate it and you pooped your pants."
"An adult who lives to this extent is worse than an animal!"
His voice sounded like a beast.
When Lin Fan heard this, veins popped up on his forehead.
As the God of War in the North, when had he ever been so humiliated?
But he knew that they were not here for him.
So he can only choose to forgive.
Yang Fei was suddenly scolded by his master and said aggrievedly.
"Master, I don't have it. I'm such an old man, how can I poop my pants?"
"Then you mean that I wrongly blamed you? Is there anyone else in this car besides you?"
Qi Taiqing was so angry that his face turned red.
Yang Fei couldn't bear this grievance the most, and he also roared angrily.
"I really didn't pull it, I can swear poison."
"Whoever takes shit on themselves is a damn son of a bitch."
"Only a beast without parents to teach you can do this..."
Yang Fei was cursing and suddenly realized something.
The master suddenly became critical of himself. Could it be that he was the one responsible?
But for the sake of face, he couldn’t admit it, so he let himself take the blame?
If this is really the case, then it would be inappropriate for me to scold him like this.
Moreover, Master, he is very old, and it is human nature that he cannot control his sphincter.
As a disciple, it is only right that he help the old man take the blame.
Yang Fei, who suddenly had an epiphany, reacted immediately and quickly changed his words.
"Master, I'm sorry, I really have a stomachache today..."
"You are an unworthy beast, just do the things that beasts do."
Qi Taiqing hated that iron could not become steel.
Taught an apprentice who pooped on his body.
He felt that all his hard work over the past ten years might as well have been used to raise a dog.
The dog also knows how to pull outside.
After Lin Fan guessed what Yang Fei was thinking, he breathed a long sigh of relief.
Fortunately, this kid has a conscious mind and knows how to come out and take the blame.
Regarding this point, I will have to teach him a thing or two later.
Just when he thought he had escaped.
Ning Shiqin, who was sitting in the passenger seat, covered her nose and said.
"No, the smell is not coming from Junior Brother Yang Fei."
"ah?"
As soon as Ning Shiqin opened her mouth, Qi Taiqing was stunned.
Wasn't his apprentice pulling it?
But I didn’t pull it myself.
It can't be Lin Fan, right? He's a master in the mid-level Dizi realm, but he can't even control chrysanthemums?
He smelled it hard, and it seemed to be the smell emanating from Lin Fan's body.
I saw several people looking at me.
Lin Fan expressionlessly reached out and opened the window on his side of the car.
Then he reached out and opened the car window next to Qi Taiqing.
Because the distance was slightly further, he had to lift his buttocks and move his body.
This movement.
It's like having an unintentional draft.
However, being lonely and arrogant leads to mountain torrents.
When a series of farts resounded throughout the world.
“(=°Д°=)!!!”
Qi Taiqing, who was sitting next to him, was so frightened that he screamed.
"Σ_(O??O"∠)!"
Yang Fei, who was driving the car in front, slammed on the brakes and parked the car on the side of the road, retching loudly.
Ning Shiqin simply opened the car door and rushed out, her face turned pale from the smoke.
To be continued...