Chapter 76
Qin He didn't wait until Uncle Turtle King next door came into the big tortoise's mouth.
There had just been a fight, and the noise was so loud that anyone in the underwater world of the canal would be able to sense it.
You don’t have to have your own son, let alone the one who did it.
On the way back, Qin He took the big tortoise and looked at it curiously.
I found that its tortoise shell is indeed a bit high, and there are faint cracks on it. It is not caused by it, but it is natural.
Qin He didn't know the specific situation.
Anyway, after a period of time, fifty miles south of the Tonghui River, a super giant tortoise and a super giant turtle fought in darkness. As a result, that section of the canal was calm and no monsters appeared for a long time.
Back at the crematorium, Qin He casually threw the big tortoise back into the bucket, feeling a little depressed.
The imagination is too beautiful, but if it fails to be realized, the gap will be relatively large.
But there is nothing we can do.
Who would have thought that King Aojiao could actually master two escape techniques at the same time.
He attacks people with brute force, and the water arrows from his mouth don't pose much of a threat.
But this life-saving skill is really impressive.
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On the crematorium, the corpses assigned tonight gradually turned into charcoal, and passed safely without any accident.
The shadow puppet performance is both fantasy and reality.
Qin He discovered that this man's life was a bit interesting.
When others extort money, they do it through coercion and inducement. When he extorts money, he does it all with his mouth.
The deceased's name was Zhao Qing. His ancestors were rich, so Zhao Qing also read a little.
But Zhao Qing is a very lazy person.
Spend money wherever you can save money.
There was a water leak in the house, so it was just a matter of climbing up the roof and moving the tiles. Zhao Qing called his neighbor over and asked him to come and do it, and I would give you money.
There is no water in the water tank at home. Call your neighbor over. You can help me pick up some water and I will give you money.
The floor at home is dirty. Call your neighbor over and help me sweep it. I'll give you money.
When I finished going to the latrine, there was no scraper. Hey, this time I didn't need a neighbor, I just used copper coins to scrape it.
Don't be afraid to get started either.
Do you think such a lazy person can run a household?
None of the above is where money is really spent, what is really spending money is his temperament.
Delicious and lazy to cook.
Eat well and dress well, but when you are too lazy, you will lose everything.
Therefore, Zhao Qing's family is getting poorer and poorer, and his neighbor's family is getting richer and richer.
But this Zhao Qing, you can say he is lazy, but you can't say he can't make money.
Zhao Qinghui will make money, but where will he go?
Wherever there is happy news, he will go there to catch it.
As soon as he heard that someone was holding a wedding event, preferably from a wealthy family, Zhao Qing went there, dressed neatly and looking humane, and got some paper packages, wood and stones to trick the concierge and sneak in.
Zhao Qing was not in a hurry when he sneaked in, he waited.
What are you waiting for?
Waiting for the host's toast.
When the toast was being given, the crowd was at its peak, and everyone could hear what was being said.
Zhao Qing stood up, cupped his hands, and said: "Today is a great happy event, the hall is full of splendor, the sky is full of aura, the earth is full of talents, people are blessed with great blessings, heaven, earth and people complement each other. On this good day, I would like to pray for ten consecutive blessings.
I need a small amount of silver. I wonder if my master can give it to me?"
Eh.
At this time, when everyone was paying attention, suddenly such a person stood up and his mouth was full of auspicious words.
Are you happy?
That will definitely make you happy.
If you are happy, you should be rewarded with as much reward as one penny.
For a wealthy family, a nickel of silver is not considered money. On a special day, when people congratulate you and are so eloquent, you can reward them with a nickel of silver.
What a face, right?
Basically no owner would refuse this.
Okay, once the host agrees, the fun will begin.
Zhao Qing began to express his congratulations: "Today, my master's family is radiant, with a red face, auspicious stars shining above, and a colorful door below. I wish you everything will go well from now on, everything will go smoothly, everything will fall into place, and everything will go smoothly."
"good!"
Zhao Qing said this in an ups and downs, and the whole room cheered.
Such auspicious and smooth words are so appropriate for the occasion and everyone loves to hear them.
The host family was even happier.
If you are happy, give me some money. Zhao Qinggong handed over his hand and said, "One piece of silver will make you rich."
When the owner looked at it, he saw that he had given ten consecutive blessings for one coin, so why did he need money now?
But people have already extended their hands, so just give them. A penny is nothing.
Everyone is happy, festive and auspicious, this is the most important thing.
The master gave the money, Zhao Qing received the money, and came back: "Today, the treasure land is auspicious and auspicious, and it is magnificent. On the left are the saints, civil and military, and on the right are the halls full of gold and jade. I wish you a long and lasting life from now on.
The dragon and phoenix appear auspicious, the spirit of the dragon gate, the two dragons soar!"
"good!"
The whole house cheered again.
Firstly, what he said is indeed good, and secondly, the host is happy and the guests will naturally respond accordingly.
Harmony between host and guest.
As a result, Zhao Qinggong handed over his hand and said: "Two coins, you will get rich, you will get rich."
When the owner heard this, why did he ask for money again? Didn't he just give it to him, and the amount of money had increased?
Zhao Qing stretched out two fingers and explained: "Two dragons take off, two coins of silver."
At this time, the host family will be a little unhappy, but most of them will not save face. One coin and two coins are about the same, and the most important thing on the big day is to be happy and auspicious.
If you're not short of money, give me two cents of silver.
Of course, some people would not give it, and Zhao Qing would say loudly: "Oh, my master is reluctant to part with two pieces of silver. I don't want the earth to last forever, the dragon and the phoenix to show auspiciousness, the spirit of the dragon gate, and the two dragons to fly."
Hey, which master can bear this shouting?
The key is to do it in front of so many guests.
A person has a face, but a tree has a bark.
Most people will immediately change their words: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I didn't say I didn't want it, give me money, give me money."
Okay, I got two coins.
Zhao Qing continued: "Today the Rui Mansion is decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and everything is renewed. There is glory and wealth on the outside, and splendid literary talents on the inside. I wish you three levels and two fulls, three purity and four whiteness, three sacrifices and five tripods, and three Yangs to prosper!"
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"good!"
The whole house cheered again.
This time it was even better, it was all three.
Where did you find these auspicious words?
Zhao Qinggong cupped his hands and said, "Four coins of silver will make you rich."
The master was even more unhappy. It was only two denarii, so why did it double?
But the atmosphere was even more lively at this time, and the guests were looking forward to it and craning their necks to wait.
At this point, the host family has basically been kidnapped by Zhao Qing. Even if he is unhappy, he can't lose face and has to pretend to be happy and cheerful to give money.
Give it, isn't it just four pieces of silver?
Compared with two denarii, it is only two denarii more. It is nothing and can be made.
OK, continue.
After the fourth sentence, four coins became eight coins.
After the fifth sentence, eight coins became sixteen coins.
After the sixth sentence, sixteen coins became thirty-two coins.
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At the end of the tenth sentence, five hundred and twelve dollars.
Ten coins of silver make one tael.
Did you see that this is an arithmetic problem?
The instinctive reaction of most people is that the first sentence is one cent, the second sentence is two cents, and even if it is doubled later, it is only a few taels of silver.
The generous one doesn't care, the stingy one holds his nose in recognition because the big day is so auspicious and festive.
Spend some money to buy some auspicious and festive traces, and you won’t lose money!
But what about actually?
Adding up to the tenth sentence, you get more than one hundred taels of silver.
This is a huge sum of money!
I can buy ten cows!
More than a hundred taels, let alone stingy ones, it would be painful for generous ones.
Zhao Qing started with a small amount of money and kidnapped his master step by step until the master couldn't bear it anymore. He earned whatever he could.
As for the guests, they had a great time cheering and cheering, and they didn't have to pay for it themselves. They didn't feel bad at all. In fact, they were used by Zhao Qing and played a role in fueling the flames.
Chapter completed!