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Chapter 1720 Can't Hold It Anymore!(1/2)

This fart shocked everyone present.
The woman in Tsing Yi who was about to introduce herself froze on the spot and forgot to say anything else.
The pretty woman in green was confused and looked at Ye Qingyun in disbelief.
She is the eldest lady of Fengyue Chamber of Commerce. She has been exposed to all kinds of people and seen all kinds of situations since she was a child.
That’s pretty well-informed.
But I have never experienced such an embarrassing time.
Someone actually farts in front of me.
Still so loud.
As if afraid that others wouldn't hear.
Didn't this guy hold in a fart on purpose and let it out when he was in front of him?
That's really disgusting.
Mei Changhai on the side looked at Ye Qingyun in shock, not knowing what was going on.
Senior ancestor, what's going on?
Why did you fart suddenly?
Could it be that he is feeling unwell?
Or are you dissatisfied with the eldest lady of Fengyue Chamber of Commerce?
So you fart on purpose to express dissatisfaction?
But that's not the case.
Farting is too rude.
Huikong's reaction was different from ordinary people's. There was no surprise or doubt.
Instead, he looked thoughtful.
For a moment.
Huikong seemed to have thought of something, and showed a wise smile.
"Amitabha."
"The fart of the Holy Son contains the meaning of Zen."
"I'm afraid it's difficult for ordinary people to understand something."
The most embarrassed person is naturally Ye Qingyun.
He couldn't believe it.
I actually let out such a loud and clear fart in public?
And it was in front of a beautiful woman.
I fucking...
This wave is completely social death!
Even though Ye Qingyun was very thick-skinned, such an embarrassing situation still made him want to find a crack in the ground and crawl in quickly.
What a shame!
I, Ye, have never been so embarrassed in my life.
How is this different from pooping on the street?
If this was a normal fart, Ye Qingyun would definitely be able to hold it in.
But this time it’s not just that.
My stomach has been rumbling and uncomfortable, and it hurts from time to time.
This is a typical sign before diarrhea.
But it just happened that there was always thunder but no rain.
Until just now.
A burst of air rushed out from his stomach and went straight down.
Ye Qingyun couldn't hold it at all.
This anger immediately escaped.
At this moment, an indescribable smell spread all around.
Whether it is the woman in green, Huikong, Mei Changhai, or the waiters and guests nearby, they can all smell it.
For a moment, everyone's expressions changed dramatically.
It smells bad but not particularly bad.
Closer to anger.
Combined with the smell.
It makes this fart smell bad.
Compared with ordinary farts, it is obviously more powerful.
The woman in green turned pale, covering her nose and couldn't help but take a step back.
She didn't want to show it either.
But this smell... is just too overpowering.
She had never smelled such a foul smell in her life.
Is this a fart that a cultivator can let out?
Could this person be practicing some evil poisonous technique?
The woman in green didn't want to embarrass Ye Qingyun, so she secretly circulated her fairy energy to dispel the smell.
But this smell cannot be dispelled at all.
The lingering aftertaste lingers.
"Ahem."
It was Ye Qingyun who took the initiative to break the embarrassing situation.
"I'm sorry, my stomach is not feeling well, and I made the girl laugh."
The woman in green clothes smiled: "It's okay, distinguished guests don't have to worry about it, I..."
puff!
She was just about to introduce herself again, but unexpectedly, Ye Qingyun came out with another fart.
He interrupted the woman in green again.
This made the scene, which had been somewhat relaxed, fall into embarrassment again.
Except for Huikong, everyone else looked at Ye Qingyun with strange eyes.
Ye Qingyun couldn't hold on anymore.
"Excuse me...are there huts here?"
Thatched hut?
The woman in green clothes was confused for a while.
Her Fengyue Merchant Guild really doesn't have such a thing as a hut.
Because it's of no use at all.
Who the hell would go to a latrine as a cultivator?
Things like latrines, in the entire Zhenyuan world, probably only exist in places where mortals gather.
Ye Qingyun is the only one who is different. No matter where he takes root, he must first solve the problem of urination and defecation.
To be continued...
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