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Chapter 18 How Do Dogs Bark?

Bai Kai realized that he seemed to have been cheated.

But Wang Shifeng didn't give Bai Kai a chance to explain, and immediately asked the outside director to connect the first fan connection. After a while, after the connection was connected, an excited young male voice came from inside.

"Way? The host, Mr. Wang, can you hear me!"

"Okay, what do you call this gentleman?" Wang Shifeng said with a smile.

"Hello, Teacher Wang, you can call me Xiao Zhang. I fell in love with you after listening to your program yesterday!" Mr. Zhang said excitedly.

"Thank you Mr. Zhang for your wrong love, but please don't let me be a man." Wang Shifeng said with a smile, and by the way, he used the anchor's authority to create a floating screen on the public screen.

'Poof! Is that how the word is written?'

'Damn it, I actually understand it!'

'Does Teacher Wang want me to die laughing in the live broadcast room?'

'Strange knowledge 1'

There are some memes that are suitable for verbal expression, and there are some memes that are suitable for written expression.

For example, after typing this word, most people will understand it immediately.

"Oh, Teacher Wang hates it." Mr. Zhang is also a cooperative audience. After finishing the sentence shyly, "Yesterday, after I listened to Mr. Zhao's experience, I instantly thought of what happened to me, so I stayed up all night

I haven't slept yet, and I have sent hundreds of messages, just to ask you, teacher, to talk about dog licking in detail. I feel so uncomfortable."

"Oh, it seems you are really troubled, otherwise no one would be so bored as to leave hundreds of messages." Wang Shifeng chuckled.

"Yes, I would like to ask the teacher how to define whether I am a dog licker?" Mr. Zhang asked seriously.

"What do you think, Brother Kai?" Wang Shifeng didn't answer, and gave Bai Kai a chance to show off.

This time Bai Kai did not answer directly in a daze, but considered it carefully.

For fear of being dug into a trap by Wang Shifeng.

"Ah? Well, how to judge this? Maybe everyone's situation is different, and the standards are also different. It's not easy to answer." Bai Kai's answer was ambiguous, because he usually follows a script during live broadcasts, and this kind of improvisation is done on the spot.

Question, he has some stage fright.

"Teacher Bai Kai said it very well. It gave me the feeling that whatever you say is the same as your words." Wang Shifeng sighed.

'Is this good? He answered with a lonely tone, the host was too meaningless... Um, I'm sorry, I was careless.'

'Goose goose goose, it turns out that nonsense can be said so elegantly.'

'Hey guys, I'll just start copying my notes.'

'It's so funny, Bai Kai's hosting skills are really amazing.'

Looking at the barrage, Bai Kai's face became more and more ugly, and he asked unwillingly, "Shifeng thinks there is a way to judge whether it is dog licking?"

To be honest, it's not that he can't answer this question, it's just that he knows that no matter how he answers, he will be criticized and the gain will outweigh the loss.

If he answers that he knows, he will definitely offend some dog-licking viewers, but if he answers that he doesn't know, he will look amateurish.

Thinking about it this way, Wang Shifeng is not as kind as he appears.

And he didn't believe that Wang Shifeng could give a good answer.

Wang Shifeng smiled, "Actually, to be honest, I had the same idea as Brother Kai at the beginning, and I thought it was really difficult to judge."

Bai Kai's eyes widened.

Can I still follow the ticket? I can’t afford it!

"But." Wang Shifeng changed the subject, "But I suddenly thought that maybe when you asked this question, you already had the answer in your heart. What do you think? Mr. Zhang."

For an instant, the barrage stopped.

It seemed like countless people had been stabbed in the weak side.

It seems that the answer has been known for a long time, but it was only revealed today.

"Ah..." Mr. Zhang's tone was dull, "Mr. Wang, is there a more specific way to judge? I still can't tell the difference between being affectionate and being a licker."

Obviously, this Mr. Zhang is lying to himself. He is probably already a serious dog licker, but he is on the verge of awakening.

"Mr. Zhang, do you know how a cat meows?" Wang Shifeng hesitated for a moment and then asked.

"Ah? Meow??" Mr. Zhang was stunned and replied with some doubts.

"What do you call a cow?" Wang Shifeng asked.

"Moo?"

"What about the sheep?"

"What?"

"What about the dog?"

"Woof?"

During the question and answer session, everyone was filled with questions.

"No, that's not how dogs bark." Wang Shifeng said in a deep voice.

"Ah? What's that called?" Mr. Zhang was stunned.

"Are you there?" Wang Shifeng turned down the background music and spoke slowly, "Are you awake? What are you doing? Are you hungry? Have you eaten? Remember to go home early. The weather is getting colder. Don't catch a cold. Good night and good morning.

Why are you ignoring me? Are you busy?"

They are basically questions, but Wang Shifeng read them all as declarative sentences.

Because most of these questions have no response.

In an instant, the live broadcast room burst into mourning.

‘What the fuck? Teacher Wang, please stop monitoring my chat history!!?’

'Wait a minute... I seem to have broken through my defenses and am stuck in Bengbu, wuwuwu.'

'It turns out that's why it's called dog licking. It's gained knowledge.'

'Haha, this host has never raised a dog at all. A small dog's bark is oooo, and a big dog's bark is oooo, oooooo. Why can't I make it up anymore.'

Bai Kai stared blankly at the barrage that caused the live broadcast room to freeze due to the sudden increase, as if he had seen a ghost.

Damn it! When I gave out red envelopes worth 100,000 yuan in my live broadcast room, I didn’t even have this amount of comments!

Gan!

"Mr. Zhang, the difference between affection and dog-licking lies in whether the other party has feedback or not. It is the kind of emotional concern and concern." Wang Shifeng said after thinking about it.

"So, if she doesn't reply to my message, she just doesn't give me feedback, right?" Mr. Zhang's voice was choked up.

"You can't wake up someone who doesn't reply to your messages, but red envelopes can." Wang Shifeng said seriously.

"Ah? Pfft, hahahaha." Mr. Zhang burst into laughter instantly, but the laugh was a bit unpleasant.

The originally depressed mood was actually amused by Wang Shifeng's reversal.

But in the entire live broadcast room, nearly 70,000 people listened to his unpleasant laughter, but no one laughed at him.

Until Mr. Zhang’s laughter turned into sobs.

"Mr. Zhang, for a door that you can't knock on, obviously it's rude for you to keep knocking." Wang Shifeng sighed softly.

In an instant, the barrage that had originally subsided became restless again.

'Woooo, it's easy to say, but it's not that easy to give up!'

'I laughed so much that I cried, real tears.'

'But I still want to keep trying.'

'Brother, turn back in time, you will die if you try!'

'Suddenly I felt that I was a little rude and blocked you.'

"Thank you, Teacher Wang. I think I know what to do." After Mr. Zhang said this, he hung up the connection.

Wang Shifeng's tone was low, full of regret, "To be honest, I hope everyone will stop living like a cigarette, letting people light you up when you are bored and flick it away after you finish smoking. Let us wish Mr. Zhang can handle his situation well."

Emotional issues.”

Seeing the heated barrage and the calm Wang Shifeng, Bai Kai felt as if he had seen a ghost.

Do you dare to say such sarcastic words?

I chat with these viewers every day, and I get yelled at from time to time.

How did he dare to challenge the audience?

Is this the performance of a newcomer who just debuted?

You can manipulate the audience's emotional rhythm at will, and when talking about such a sensitive issue about relationships, you don't even have the power to cause trouble?

This is not scientific!

"Brother Kai, what do you think about Mr. Zhang's emotional issues?" Wang Shifeng suddenly turned around and asked.

Bai Kai shuddered inexplicably, "Well, I... I think Mr. Zhang may not be a licker. He may just be the person he likes who happens to not like him. Maybe if you persist, there will still be hope.

."

Bai Kai decided to dig a hole for Wang Shifeng.

After all, as a veteran licker, he knows very well that this kind of audience fully recognizes this self-deceptive 'hope'.

"Brother Kai means that Mr. Zhang is a spare tire?" Wang Shifeng pretended to be confused.

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