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Chapter 46 The Clown Is Myself?(1/2)

Wang Shifeng's smile is very contagious.

Fang Weimin immediately realized the meaning behind the smile, which made his face turn red and his heart felt a little stuffy.

This...is different from the picture I imagined.

Shouldn't this kid be begging for mercy on his knees in humiliating silence?

Zheng Youyun clapped her hands and smiled so hard that she couldn't see her teeth. Sure enough, this man's operation never disappoints people.

Ye Na was more like a silly elder sister, laughing louder than anyone else, but after laughing, she realized that she shouldn't have laughed...

The atmosphere at the scene was out of control, and the audience in front of the TV was equally overjoyed. After watching this program for so many years, they never thought that such a serious language program could one day amuse them.

At the same time, most people also remember the name of this witty young man.

Get ready to watch his live broadcast if you get the chance.

The most contagious emotion in the world is happiness. Many times, when you see others smiling happily, even if you don't know why they are happy, you will still subconsciously raise the corners of your mouth. It's so magical!

The host on the stage also laughed a few times, but immediately began to maintain order. "Teacher Wang is indeed as witty as the rumors, and he even applauded. Did he realize that he might be embarrassed?"

Something strange again?

Wang Shifeng raised his eyebrows slightly, smiled and waved his hand, "Host, don't call me teacher. Those are just nicknames from fans. How dare I make a mistake in front of three real teachers? No matter what kind of bullshit or snake god is in the entertainment industry these days,

Dare to call yourself a teacher, it’s a complete mess, right, Teacher Fang.”

?

Fang Weimin, who was heartbroken, was called out. Seeing the camera sweeping over him, he subconsciously raised a fake smile and nodded, "Yes, yes."

After saying that, I realized, just say it, why do you want me?

Do I still need to use you to measure the lens?!

Wait! Did I get scolded by that little bastard again???

At this time, the audience heard the undertone of Wang Shifeng's sarcasm, and unconsciously laughed again.

Ye Na and Zheng Youyun couldn't help but pursed their lips and snickered, but they smiled and realized that Wang Shifeng had scolded them just now???

Seeing Fang Weimin's ugly face, the host quickly changed the topic, "Teacher Wang is too humble. Those who master are teachers. Your performance in humor is enough to be honored as a teacher. I look forward to Teacher Wang bringing us more in the next program."

What joy.”

The implication is that you are a clown who exists to make us laugh.

Wang Shifeng smiled disapprovingly and sat down.

Seeing Wang Shifeng sitting down, Fang Weimin breathed a sigh of relief for some unknown reason.

"Okay, today's guests have all been introduced. Let's start today's exciting program. The first link is the couplets. As a native of Xia, everyone must be familiar with the couplets. They are found in almost every household. They are our excellent tradition.

Cultural treasures, couplets are also called antithetical couplets, door pairs, spring stickers, couplets, and peach charms. In addition to beautiful meanings, couplets also display beautiful cultural heritage. The most important thing about a couplet is its 'neatness' and

What does "confrontation" mean? The sky versus the earth, the rain versus the wind, the continent versus the sky..."

The host's basic skills are very strong. Such a long line of several hundred words was completely unscripted without any pause. "Now I invite Teacher Fang to come up with today's first question."

Fang Weimin adjusted his expression and picked up the microphone. "The host has basically introduced the basic requirements of couplets clearly. I won't go into details. My first question today is based on the Five Elements Couplet, which is known as the eternal couplet."

To start the conversation, please listen to the first couplet, which is 'Smoke Locks Willow in the Pond'. There are five characters in total, and the radicals correspond to the five elements that are in conflict with each other. It also describes a beautiful artistic conception."

After Fang Weimin finished speaking, he glanced at everyone proudly.

"Smoke locks pond and willow, each radical corresponds to fire, water, earth and wood, and it also depicts some artistic conception. It is absolutely perfect." The host sighed, "Can any of the contestants match it?"

Fifty contestants from all over the country looked embarrassed and whispered to each other, seeming to be stumped.

The audience at the scene also whispered, and the atmosphere in the entire studio gradually became anxious. Finally, the camera showed Fang Weimin, who looked confident.

Wang Shifeng rubbed his chin and had some doubts in his heart. The pair Yansuo Pondliu is indeed an eternal pair, but it is also an introductory exercise for most couplet lovers. The level of traditional culture in this world is not weak. These players

It shouldn't be so difficult, isn't there anyone who can match it?

But then I thought about it, and it turned out that the script was like this.

Holding stinky feet?

There were so many people who couldn't stand up to each other, and Fang Weimin finally stood up to him. This was much more comfortable than pretending.

Wang Shifeng smiled and wanted to see how this play would be performed.

After two or three minutes of anxious atmosphere, the host said with regret, "It seems that the contestants have also been stumped. Dear viewers in front of the computer and TV, if you can match it, you are welcome to participate in our live broadcast."

Participate in the event, and if you are right, you can get the xx genetically modified blended oil donated by Teacher Fang."

GMO blend oil?

Many audience members who had eaten melon subconsciously touched their heads after hearing this.

This old guy wants to harm me!tui!~

"It seems that everyone is really stumped by this eternal absolute, but don't be sad or discouraged. After all, this is an eternal absolute. Let's hear if Teacher Fang has any wonderful second lines." The host first suppressed and then raised.

He held Fang Weimin in his hands and said.

"I don't dare to take it, I don't dare to take it. I have little talent and knowledge. It took me several years of research to develop a second couplet that is barely consistent with the above. I have to say that the wisdom of the ancients amazed us." Fang Weimin sighed modestly, and then said slowly

"My second line is, Chu Fan Hanyu Gou."

I have definitely studied it for thousands of years, so you can tell me whether I am good at it or not.

After Fang Weimin finished speaking the second couplet, the studio was filled with shocking applause and cheers.

"Okay! That's so wonderful. The radicals are actually exactly right."

“The artistic conception is also very beautiful and catchy!”

"As expected of Teacher Fang, you can handle all of this."

"This is absolute for the ages. Teacher Fang will probably become famous in the Duiji class."

The audience behind the screen, due to their limited education, heard many people on the stage saying yes, and since they were indeed on the same page, they also gave Fang Weimin a thumbs up.

As long as he's great, it doesn't matter whether he's right or not.

Listening to the chaotic compliments from the contestants on the stage, Wang Shifeng felt a little out of place for not applauding.

So when everyone stopped applauding, he applauded enthusiastically.

unexpected.

Then everyone's eyes were fixed on Wang Shifeng.

Little brother, what's the matter with you?

You should only applaud after everyone else has finished applauding.

Fang Weimin, who was enjoying the flattery, also looked at Wang Shifeng with some displeasure.

"I'm sorry, I was savoring Teacher Fang's second couplet carefully, and I felt a little selfless for a moment." Wang Shifeng said without changing his expression.

"Oh? Teacher Wang also thinks Teacher Fang's second line is good. As far as I know, Teacher Wang is also a talented poet. I wonder if I can share with you what is good about this second line?" The host's eyes lit up and he prepared accordingly.

Dig a hole.

If Wang Shifeng said it well, he would be praising Fang Weimin.

If what Wang Shifeng said is not good, it means he is uneducated.

I was too showy, and the host couldn't help but feel a little complacent.

Suddenly everyone's eyes and cameras were locked on Wang Shifeng again.

Wang Shifeng frowned and pondered for a moment and said, "I think Teacher Fang's second couplet is good. The good thing is that it is correct."

???

The whole place was silent at first, and then they whispered to each other.

Everyone thought there was something wrong with their ears.

This...is probably a review, but it seems like there is no review.

What is this?

Looking at the confused audience in the auditorium, Zhen Yi, who was hiding behind Wang Shifeng's chair, pursed her lips and suppressed a smile, her shoulders trembling.

Appeared, appeared, this mysterious and mysterious grammar appeared again!

Now I'm not the only one who doesn't understand spicy! Hehe.

After a few seconds of weird silence, the host awkwardly said, "Teacher Wang's evaluation is indeed very pertinent."

Gan! You answered so lonely.

This feeling is like a heavy punch hitting cotton.

"Teacher Wang, do you think you can get it right?" The host stopped beating around the bush and asked directly.

"You guys praise me too much. Teacher Fang spent many years of research to develop this absolute. How can I match it?" Wang Shifeng waved his hand modestly.

"Mr. Wang is being humble. I have heard a little bit about your literary talents and your unique style. Why don't you give it a try?" Fang Weimin opened his mouth and spoke to Wang Shifeng for the first time.
To be continued...
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