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Chapter 57 Prepare to accept my blessing(1/2)

Low emotional intelligence: I am a liar, I make money, 500.

High emotional intelligence: I am a master, and I count my marriage of 1,000, and I am not allowed to withdraw half of it.

Fans quickly reacted, and the barrage was filled with "hahahaha" and "refund money".

‘I realized it, I realized it, it turns out that this is the master!’

‘Master = high emotional intelligence fraud, I suspect that Teacher Wang is in the meaning.’

‘Do you think there is a possibility? Teacher Wang is mocking [thinking]’

‘Well, don’t laugh, forget it if you don’t live in Teacher Wang’s live broadcast room.’

‘Hmph, you are laughing too early now. I bet 50 cents, and there will be a reversal afterwards!’

The new fans are still laughing.

But old fans have already keenly realized that things are probably not that simple.

Teacher Wang has always been full of words, and every sentence, no, every word contains profound meaning. Everyone needs to think repeatedly to understand the profound meaning and understand Teacher Wang’s good intentions.

So they listened more attentively to the following content.

Wang Shifeng glanced at the barrage and found that there was a reversal behind him that he had been predicted in advance, and he was a little nervous.

Sure enough, it is getting harder for fans to bring.

If this continues, should I change my future funny jokes to something else?

Wang Shifeng's voice came out from the microphone again.

"I think some friends have guessed that there is a problem with the identity of this master. After listening to it, my friend realized that he might have encountered a liar."

"But my friend was lucky and thought, what if it was true, let's talk about it, the master said that he would not be allowed to return the money. Even a liar would only lose half of it. If it was accurate, it would be a profit!"

Shen Timo only lost half of it, and the audience never expected that Wang Shifeng's friend's logic was so clear.

"So my friend gritted his teeth and gave the master one thousand dollars."

"The master collected the money, shook his tortoise shell again, stretched out his middle finger, and directly returned it to my friend five hundred..."

"My friend was shocked and asked the master what this meant."

"The master smiled mysteriously and said."

"Silly x, I believe this. If this toad with IQ can eat swan meat, it would be a disaster! Get out with your money, you will affect my feng shui here!"

After Wang Shifeng finished speaking, the barrage was frozen for a few seconds, and then he burst out with unprecedented enthusiasm.

‘Niuwa Niuwa, this master is really conscientious and really pays off the money.’

‘Indeed, this brother not only spent money to buy a lesson, but also gave him a meal of humiliation and ridicule, making a fortune.’

‘I was so laughed to death. In just over ten seconds, I was shown twice.’

‘Ah, this? I suddenly felt that the master made some sense. Isn’t it a liar?’

‘I can understand this friend of Teacher Wang. Even though we know that we are destined to be together, we still want to give it a try. What if there is a one in ten thousand chance!’

‘The brother above, that is not called probability, miracle. Do you believe in light???’

The barrage interacted wildly, with some laughing, some complaining, and some moving to the scene to share their courtship experience.

Wang Shifeng was looking at the barrage with relish. He didn't poke the needle or the needle didn't poke. The netizens who had been cured began to open their hearts and let themselves go. These are all materials!

Suddenly, the Mr. Sun who was connected spoke, his tone was a little sluggish, "Teacher Wang, how are you, your friend in the end?"

Wang Shifeng was stunned after hearing this.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Sun was so sentimental that he began to care about the characters in the story. Does it resonate?

"Uh, my friend didn't have a good life later." Wang Shifeng coughed lightly, thinking about how to make up a positive ending to heal Mr. Sun.

"I think so." Mr. Sun sneered with self-deprecating sneer. "I understand your friend very much. I think we are the same people. Even though we know that the other party is an impossible princess, we still have delusions. In fact, the master did a good job and should scold us hard. Just like you said at the beginning, she should be a dream, and I should be a wind."

From Mr. Sun's self-deprecating, nearly 700,000 viewers in the live broadcast room broke the defense, and everyone could hear a hint of bitterness, a hint of unwillingness, and a lot of regrets and powerlessness.

Sure enough, he was a man with a story. The netizens on the barrage began to comfort him. There was a river crab in the live broadcast room with love.

Wang Shifeng was stunned...

This operation will not cause him to be able to fix it.

Mr. Sun’s question is, isn’t it? Why did he suddenly rise to the level of philosophy and emotion?

And think that the liar master did the right thing?

You should be a gust of wind...

You can't do it, your understanding ability is amazing? You are not upright.

Wang Shifeng said seriously, "Mr. Sun, I understand that you may be a little touched by this story, but what I want to say is not that. My friend's life was not good later, not because he had a bad relationship."

Mr. Sun choked, and the audience choked.

"My friend confirmed that the other party was a liar, but he was so angry that he beat him up, paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, sold the house, paid back the debt for many years, but he has not recovered yet." Wang Shifeng finished speaking righteously, looking at the barrage that had quieted down again, feeling that he had corrected the unhealthy trend and became noble in an instant.

???

We are all about to cry! Are you talking about reality with me here?

It turns out that your friend’s bad life is physical, and we thought it was spiritual, so it’s not embarrassing.

But after the embarrassment, there was another round of hilariousness.

They finally understood what a twists and turns is.

Sure enough, Teacher Wang’s story will never be able to guess the ending!

But the most embarrassing thing is Mr. Sun himself.

Mr. Sun, who was immersed in the atmosphere of the Internet and was about to recite a few more poems, was completely choked up.

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The whole society died.

"Don't just laugh at you, my story is to remind everyone to be vigilant. If you meet someone like this who claims to be a master again, whether he wants you to pay for teaching or hard work, you must be vigilant, because it is likely to be a scam. Real masters will basically not use their knowledge and abilities to make money because they disdain." Wang Shifeng continued.

After saying that, he also asked thoughtfully, "Mr. Sun, can you understand what I mean?"

Listening to Wang Shifeng's carefree tone.

Mr. Sun was so amused and crying.

I may have some problems, but I am not really stupid! I can still understand the words!

"Thanks to Teacher Wang for solving the problem, I understand." Mr. Sun was in tears.

"Okay, does Mr. Sun have any other questions?" Wang Shifeng asked with a smile.

"It's gone, thank you Teacher Wang, I will continue to support you in the future!" Mr. Sun quickly hung up the connection after saying that.

Wang Shifeng shook his head helplessly, "Okay, it seems that Mr. Sun can roughly distinguish what a master is. Let us wish him a smooth life in the future."

The combination of barrage is a colorful blessing.

"Let's connect with the next audience and see what little troubles in life are to share." Wang Shifeng made a gesture outside.

However, because there were too many applications for connections, the staff who screened connections outside were sweating profusely. He Li temporarily recruited several people from other live broadcast rooms to help.

Wang Shifeng is now on the rise and fall, and it is easy to cause trouble if he makes trouble.

"Hey, Teacher Wang, my name is Xiaoxiao, it's your Yan Fan!" The connection was connected, and it was a young lady with a full voice.

"Hello, Ms. Xiaoxiao, I'm honored to be your favorite, but my pinks are all colorful. I wonder which color you belong to?" Wang Shifeng quipped with a smile.

Suddenly, the barrage followed, and colorful fonts floated up. Finally, the two camps of yellow and green divided the world.

"Geese, goose, goose, Teacher Wang's words are so funny. I want to laugh when I open my mouth." Ms. Xiaoxiao's laughter was also very energetic, reminding many people of the big white geese at the entrance of the village.

"I can't obey my fate. After all, I am a host who relies on my mouth to make a living." Wang Shifeng chuckled.

"No, no, Teacher Wang, just turn on the camera! I can salivate all day when I look at your face!" Ms. Xiaoxiao shouted excitedly.

The barrage suddenly became sour.

Wang Shifeng, who was confessed in public, was also a little embarrassed, "Well, Ms. Xiaoxiao, why don't you take the time to go to the hospital for a look? Your reaction to salivating handsome guys may be a rapeseed disease."

"Don't think I'm joking. This disease is really serious and usually occurs in spring.

Spring is a period of frequent occurrence of various mental illnesses. I heard a psychology professor say that the low pressure in spring can easily cause hormone disorders secreted by the human brain and induce various severe mental illnesses such as schizophrenia.

Patients may drool at the photos when they are sick and have distracted thinking. In severe cases, they may have symptoms of dying in public, with different symptoms, but they have a great relationship with desire.

It is generally understood as an explosion accumulated after being suppressed for too long. After waking up, the patient will regret it and hide at home and dare not see anyone. This is the origin of the word "flower slut".

After hearing Wang Shifeng's serious explanation, the audience was silent for a moment and then began to flood the screen.

‘woc! Ruthless!’

‘Cruel, cruel, Teacher Wang actually did such a tragic thing to a young girl.’

‘Teacher Wang really cares about his fans, but he cares a little cruelly.’
To be continued...
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