Chapter 2 Am I Shameless?
The barrage was so noisy that Tang Ming, who was on a deserted island, naturally didn't know.
But at this moment, he really had the urge to slap himself in the face. He didn't want to make any ghost wish to find the ingredients himself.
Are these wild ingredients found by people?
Looking up at the coconut tree that was nearly 20 meters high above his head, Tang Ming had already circled countless times after receiving the mission, but he just couldn't think of any way to get it down.
Hit it with a stone. A stone that is too big will not be strong enough.
Use branches to insert them. The branches of the surrounding trees are not bent enough and the coconut trees will fall apart in a matter of seconds before being tied together.
As for climbing trees, I'm sorry, I really haven't learned this stuff.
The most important thing is that all the coconut trees nearby are so big, giving him no chance to attack.
Is this your rampant capital?
Not far away, Shu Yiting, who had finally finished selecting the tools, stood behind Tang Ming at some point and looked at him with a mocking face.
Tang Ming ignored her and continued thinking around the tree.
You can't even get a coconut. I really don't know where you got the courage to come to a desert island to survive.
You said it as if you were good at it. If you have the ability, pick two off and let me take a look! Tang Ming glanced at her and said angrily.
Why should I pick it and show it to you?
If it doesn't work, it won't work. I won't laugh at you. It's normal for a woman like you not to be able to pick things that I, a grown man, can't pick.
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Shu Yiting gritted her teeth and pushed Tang Ming aside arrogantly.
I will show you today who is useless!
After saying that, Shu Yiting threw the tools aside, rolled up her trouser legs, and climbed up the tree using her hands and feet.
A moment later, she had climbed to the top of the tree and cast a contemptuous smile on Tang Ming under the tree: Do you know who is the loser?
What's the use of just being able to climb trees? If you have the skills, pick a few of them! Tang Ming curled his lips and shouted louder.
Oh, don't think that I don't know what your plan is. You are trying to force me to come up. You just want me to pick coconuts for you. I tell you, it's impossible!
Xiao Jiujiu was exposed, but Tang Ming didn't feel any shame or anger at all. He slowly picked up the things Shu Yiting dropped on the ground and waved them up against the tree.
Look, you are actually quite obedient. You have taken all the flints and spatulas I asked for. Why don't you be obedient again?
Want me to listen to you and dream!
Shu Yiting sneered, not worried at all.
With Tang Ming's ability, it's not that she is arrogant, she really has no problem letting the other party use one of her hands. Even if Tang Ming had the guts to take her things, he would just go down and grab them back later.
Oh! That’s it, let me give you an arithmetic problem. The tree is 20 meters high. It only takes you 20 seconds to get down. No matter how useless I am, it only takes more than 10 seconds to run into the sea. Including the time to throw things, it will take up to ten seconds.
Five seconds. The engineer shovel was thrown into the sea. There is probably hope of finding it, but as for flint and steel, I don't know.
Tang Ming spoke slowly and began to retreat.
You dare!
The smile on Shu Yiting's face froze. She had never thought that a man could be so shameless.
It’s useless to you if you lose it! Do you dare to throw it away? After being stunned for a while, Shu Yiting yelled angrily.
I can't live without fire, I can't live without food, I can't live anyway, tell me if I dare!
Shameless!
Whatever you say, I've given you the chance. Now I'm counting to three, two, and one. If you don't pick it, I'll run away!
Tang Ming made up his mind to be shameless and decided to run to the beach.
Stop! You bastard, wait for me and see how I deal with you when I come down!
Shu Yiting gritted her teeth in anger, reached out fiercely and grabbed the coconuts, letting them fall down.
That's how you behave. Also, don't threaten me. I don't have any other advantages. I'm just shameless. You'd better not mess with me for a while, otherwise I'll throw things around when I'm unhappy. Not only yours, but mine too.
I like to throw away my own things, so don't blame me if you can't find them.
In front of the live broadcast, the group froze, and the barrages exploded instantly.
Holy shit, ruthless!
I was wrong, I was really wrong. I thought this guy who could only drive was a bronze, but he turned out to be a king.
I am resigned to being inferior. Others call me a scumbag. I am not convinced. If I am a scumbag, then who does this guy mean?
The most important thing is that there is no solution to this problem. If I were a goddess, I really can't do anything about it. Other things are fine and can be taken with me at any time, but these top-notch large iron pots and kitchen knives are impossible to carry with me.
Well, I finally know why this guy would rather choose a heavy one than a light one. That was the original idea.
From what you said, it seems to make sense! Talent!
What a pity for my goddess, I have to express my condolences when encountering such a shameless person!
Not to mention other aspects, in terms of shamelessness, I admit that he has the strength of a national-level player!
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Tang Ming has already started counting coconuts excitedly.
one
two
three
Why are you standing there, keep going, there are so many more!
Tang Ming was dissatisfied when he saw that there were no more coconuts falling.
Shu Yiting glared at Tang Ming fiercely: I'm warning you, don't go too far. Coconuts are the most precious water and food currently available and must not be wasted.
But this is not enough, only three!
Shu Yiting gritted her teeth: You can eat two, and one for me is enough.
Who said you have these three? I don’t even have enough to eat. Keep picking! Otherwise I will run away. Tang Ming was angry.
asshole!
If you have the energy to curse, you might as well pick a few more. Don’t you know that you need to save your energy to survive in the wilderness? You have gone up there and picked three of them. You don’t need to pay for your physical strength? You even said that you want to teach me, even this common sense.
I don’t understand, really!
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Shu Yiting's face turned red with anger, and she vented her anger on the coconut in front of her, then smashed it towards the bottom of the tree.
Damn it, murder your husband!
Tang Ming jumped and ran away.
Not long after, all the coconuts on the top of the tree were finally picked and rolled to the ground.
While Tang Ming was picking up coconuts, Shu Yiting finally slipped down from the tree secretly and rushed towards Tang Ming with a furious face.
Whoosh!
Just as her hand was about to grab Tang Ming's collar, Shu Yiting felt a cold light flash in front of her.
Tang Ming turned around, holding the wide kitchen knife in his hand, and gave her a toothy smile, but that smile looked a little scary in Shu Yiting's eyes.
You, what do you want to do?
Chapter completed!