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Chapter 23 Don't take advantage of you

It's over, it's over, the goddess seems to have fallen!

There's something wrong with my eyes! I feel like I smell the sour smell of love.

Don't be nervous, a scumbag's peeing habit won't happen so quickly.

If it were me, I would also fall. This scumbag god is so versatile! He can cook, hunt, steal, and commit suicide. Now he can even knit a net bag so well. What else can he not do?

Yes!

If I have to say the same thing, I guess I won’t lose.

I have to say that these short two days have brought me so many surprises. I originally came here for the goddess, but now I have fallen in love with her man!

I want to have such a versatile boyfriend. Even if he is looking for a mistress outside, I will help take care of the baby after he has a baby.

The fierce man upstairs!

Has anyone looked at the potential rankings? How is the situation now?

I just took a look, but there was no movement!

No movement? How could it be possible? Even if you don’t count the food that Zha Shen and the others hid, they would have brought back so much. Moreover, they were seriously exploring today, and they had gained so much.

What's so strange about this? The ranking list was originally sent by the people from the United States to show off their survival team. How could someone else take away the glory?

In other words, no matter how hard the scumbag works, people don't recognize him at all.

Hey, stupid foreigner, do you think others are blind?

Just go watch that review program and you will know. I was so angry when I watched it before. Do you know what experts commented on the outbreak of Zha Shen? You will laugh to death if you tell me.

Say it quickly!

They said that the harvest here seems to be great, but it is all meaningless actions. Too much food can only cause waste, and without finding a water source, eating coconuts without restraint is a serious consumption.

The only resources on the island. For the truly strong, the most important thing now is to build a shelter or something.

In short, it's up to them to belittle you however you want.

Damn, I need some Bilian!

It's shameless, what can you do to them? But this is not all bad, at least it can make them distort the facts, proving that they are getting nervous.

I have a suggestion. If you do this every day, you won’t be able to interact with the scumbag god. How about we do something?

Interesting, what to do?

Let's make a list in our own minds. The scumbag is ranked first. It doesn't matter whether those foreigners recognize him or not!

Yes, they are disgusting! However, they pretended to invite a lot of experts to comment. It lacks authority for us to make a list directly.

This is simple, so what authoritative experts say is that a few people know each other, at least I don’t know any of them. I will change the name later and call it Authoritative No. 1.

It’s fun, I’ll change it too, authoritative number two!

Explosive barrages accumulated crazily in an instant.

In just two minutes, everyone from the authoritative number 1 to the authoritative number 1 million appeared. The dense barrage almost blocked the entire live broadcast screen, and subsequent authoritative experts continued to pour in.

There was such a big commotion in the live broadcast room, but Tang Ming and the others had no idea about it.

After weaving quickly, two real net bags finally took shape.

Shu Yiting took one of them and looked at it again and again, and couldn't put it down.

Because compared to his so-called net bag, the one Tang Ming woven can be regarded as a handicraft.

Uniform holes, tight lines, and a retractable pocket.

Of course, the most important thing is the large capacity.

One meter long and with a radius of at least half a meter, it probably won't be a big problem even if it weighs hundreds of kilograms of fruit.

Thinking about it, Shu Yiting tugged on the net bag in retaliation, and then gave Tang Ming a look of affirmation: It's very strong!

Does it mean admitting defeat?

Shu Yiting tilted her head: I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!

Okay, the jam has almost cooled down. Once it’s packed, we’re off.

After saying that, Tang Ming went to wash two palm-sized leaves, formed two funnels, and inserted them into the mouth of the plastic bottle.

Let Shu Yiting help stabilize the bottle and funnel, and slowly pour the jam that was about to solidify.

After a while, the two bottles were filled.

The plastic bottles were covered with lids, while the wine bottles were simply corked with a cork cut off.

There was still some jam left, so Tang Ming found a wide shell with a strong closure and put it in, and tied it with a rope to prevent ants and other things from getting in.

Finally, the two dug a hole under the largest coconut tree and buried the two bottles of jam solemnly.

It was difficult to bury the shells in the sand, so they were wrapped in palm leaves and tied with ropes two meters above the ground.

After dealing with the jam, both of them seemed to breathe a sigh of relief.

Because they all know that these jams are real strategic materials. They are convenient, compact, and have enough energy. They are easy to carry regardless of whether they move the camp in the future.

As for other peppercorns, Tang Ming simply wrapped them in palm leaves, put them in an overturned iron pot, covered them with several layers of palm leaves, and pressed them with a few stones, so that ordinary animals could not touch them.

arrive.

After packing everything, Tang Ming took his clothes and pants off the branches.

He put on his pants, then glanced at Shu Yiting: Take off your clothes!

Take it off again? Are you done with this bastard? Don’t you have a net bag?

Tang Ming did not explain, but just looked at her with contempt: I want you to be a vase, not a beggar. Look what you have become!

With that said, Tang Ming threw his clothes into her arms.

Shu Yiting subconsciously took the clothes, looked down at herself, and quickly blushed.

It was fine before, there were just a few holes in it, but after climbing the tree, the whole piece of clothing had been deformed under the strong pull, and it was dirty and torn. Now that it was on my body, it looked like a torn sack.

Without saying hello, she quickly got under a big tree and turned up the drone.

Five seconds later, he walked out again.

Holding the torn sack in her hand, she looked at Tang Ming sheepishly: Well, you gave me your clothes, then you can

Isn't it good that I let you take advantage of me in vain? If you really feel sorry for yourself, just let me see it anytime!

Go to hell!

Damn you guy, you ruin the atmosphere every time you are touched. You deserve to be single.

Cursing secretly, the shame in Shu Yiting's heart disappeared in an instant. Angrily, she ran to the beach, washed the tattered clothes vigorously, and then threw them to Tang Ming.

I'll change clothes with you and won't take advantage of you!

You really don’t take advantage of me!
Chapter completed!
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