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Chapter 1199 Old White Ape Impromptu Poetry

It's unclear whether this kind of statement is valid, but it is disgusting enough.

No one knows how many birds and demon beasts Yu Mo still has in his hands waiting to be released, and when he will suddenly bombard the Demon Realm with a third round of information, including the fourth round, the fifth round...

The content of the first two messages was fine, but if there was any big news later, it would really be a headache.

"This is declaring war on me..."

"Tell me clearly that he can fill the sky above the Demon Realm with news about him at any time."

"Let me consider the consequences in advance when using the human network again."

"As for the method of resolution itself, it is quite shameless."

The old white ape laughed a little and shook his head.

It's not very clever, more like a child's trick, but this trick is the simplest and most effective.

"Uncle, when Yu Sheng takes office, we will still..."

The young white ape asked hesitantly.

The old white ape shook his head: "Do we look like we are rich? We always give away gifts that have no profit, which will make us feel distressed."

"Besides, if we really send it there, not only will it not have any effect, but we will also be severely ridiculed by the human race, saying that we will only imitate their plans, and that we are stupid and have no brains."

"Who has nothing to do and spends money to scold you?"

As he said this, the old white ape rolled his eyes, obviously not particularly appreciative of Yu Mo's counterattack.

I always feel that the opponent has no skills and is just disgusting.

"Uncle, the news of your abdication is still spreading in the sky above the Demon Realm..."

"The monsters at the bottom have not developed their intelligence, will it affect you?"

Looking at the old white ape who was in a bad mood, the young white ape spoke softly.

The old white ape chuckled: "As long as the Eleven God Clan is stable, no monsters in this Demon Realm can shake my position. Now I am tied to them. We will both prosper and suffer, even if something happens to me."

No matter how much they pay, they will still keep me safe."

"As for the monsters at the bottom, you have already said that they will be wise in the future. When the leaders of each force give public speeches twice, the turmoil will naturally subside. It will not be a big deal."

"And I pride myself on having a good reputation among the people in the Demon Realm, so I don't need to worry about such trivial matters."

The old white ape was a little uninterested, waved his hand, leaned on the chair, sighed softly, and slowly closed his eyes.

"Since you are tired of playing, I will play with you until you are tired."

"It just depends on the two of us...who can't stand it first."

The old white ape seemed to be talking to himself. After a while, he opened his eyes again and looked at the young white ape: "Continue to report to the human race and say...the lord of the demon realm, the old white ape, is willing to abdicate. Not only

After abdicating the throne, I am even willing to take the entire Demon Realm with me and become the mount and pet of the human race."

"As long as they dismantle the Demon Suppression Gate."

"When the time comes, the old white ape will be naked, dancing, and leading the entire demon realm to surrender!"

"Well... let's read them another poem, and just say it was written by me."

The old white ape pondered for a few seconds, as if thinking about something.

"Ah~"

"The scenery of the human race is really beautiful. The leader of the light team loves to fly birds!"

"The leader of the light team loves to let birds go~~"

"The scenery of the human race is really beautiful!"

For some reason, the smile on the old white ape's face was full of amusement, as if he had some kind of bad taste. The young white ape was stunned for a moment.

For a long time, its uncle asked him to learn more about the culture of the human race. He is usually hard working and has a relatively deep understanding of the human race culture, so the old white ape will leave some internal affairs of the human race to him.

Do it.

But judging from its understanding of human race, research on ancient culture, and appreciation of poetry...

No matter how you analyze this poem by Old White Ape, it makes no sense.

"Remember the tone when I recited it just now. Remember, we must let them be restored to their original flavor outside the Demon Zhen Pass."

"It's just that the Lord of the Demon Realm really likes human culture so much that he couldn't help but write poems to praise Yu Mo."

"Finally, I would like to remind you that once the wall of Yaozhen Pass is demolished, I will personally take all the demon clan to surrender to the human race!"

"Don't they want a cool monster to ride on?"

"Please see Lin Xiaoxiao for details!"

After saying these words, the old white ape's mood became better again, as if his thoughts were clear again. He sat comfortably on the chair and looked at the colorful flowers in his garden, his eyes full of appreciation.

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"I still don't understand what the benefits of doing this are..."

The young white ape frowned deeply, puzzled by the old white ape's profound meaning.

I really can't see any value in it.

"No gain."

"Simply disgusting and disgusting Yu Mo."

"He poured shit into my mouth. If I didn't disgust him, wouldn't it make me look cowardly?"

"Not only do I want to disgust him, I also want to disgust him to death!"

"I really don't know how I made my fortune back then."

"Isn't he trying to pretend to be a villain and promote the development of the human race? I'll clean him up, so that others can feel guilty about him and cry bitterly!"

"In this way, after the human race loses a villain, many of his plans will not be able to proceed."
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