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Chapter 107 Come here, drag him down and hit him with a hundred slaps (1)

Chapter 107: The person who came, drag him down and hit a hundred big boards... (I)

"Taoshi, there are rumors that these 172 alien races are as tall as bears, eating a cow at a meal. This... doesn't look like it?"

On the way back to Ren Palace, Shang Rong asked questions that everyone wanted to know.

After hearing this, Wen Zhong actually smiled "haha" and shook his head as if he was ridiculed-

"When I first met these alien races, I thought they would be like that, but who knew they were all monkeys that were not useful. Even those behind me were strong in the alien tribes!"

"The reason for those rumors is that alien races are good at disguising. Many of them hide under the tiger skin and scare people under the bear skin, scaring people away from the northern villages. They are taking the opportunity to grab food!"

"As for what you said, eating a cow? It's a dream that they can eat a bite of beef a year. They are just a group of uncivilized people, and they usually use wild fruits to fill their stomachs!"

...

"Rumors kill people!"

After hearing Wen Zhong's words, Shang Rong shook his head helplessly, which made Wen Zhong laugh again.

At this time,

Huang Feihu suddenly asked, "By the way, the military newspaper of Beibo Hou Chonghou Hu also said these alien races..."

"Haha... let alone that stupid boy Chonghouhu, he has been guarding the northern border for so long and has never seen aliens at all. This time, when this Grand Master went deep into the enemy's backbone and brought these aliens to him, Chonghouhu was stunned!"

"You don't know that if I hadn't stopped me that night, none of the ten powerful generals under the tent of Beibo Hou would have survived. Even so, everyone would have been hit by a hundred military sticks!"

Wen Zhong said, a bamboo slip book appeared in his hand, and he smiled and said, "This is the apology written by Beibo Hou to the king with blood as ink!"

After hearing this, Bigan smiled slightly: "Marquis Beibo is very wise, and he will even make such a fool!"

No one in the audience doubted the authenticity of this incident!

Because they believed that if Beibohou and his subordinates were acting, they would never be able to escape Wen Zhong's eyes.

I think it should be a general under the sect of Beibohou. I was afraid that after Emperor Xin knew the truth, he felt that Beibohou was useless and would take his life again!

soon,

The group entered the Renhuang Palace. Di Xin, who knew the truth, looked at the "Application" written by Chonghouhu with blood, and was speechless.

"This Chonghou Hu is just a stubborn person. Please ask the Prime Minister to inform the Dragon Clan and let the Dragon Clan send a message on his behalf. The lonely north also needs Beibo Hou to guard him so that he doesn't need to think too much!"

Emperor Xin said, carefully put Chonghouhu's apology letter and continued: "Although the foreign races in the north cannot cause disaster, there are still wild animals and bandits. Tell him to guard the north well, otherwise he will punish him at any time!"

After hearing this, Shang Rong clasped his fists and said, "Old minister obeys the order!"

At this time,

Wen Zhong suddenly asked, "King, what should we do with the leader of the 172 tribes of the alien race?"

"These alien races have not yet been civilized, and they are full of resentment towards our Da Shang, and they are even more resentful towards the orphans. They are detained first and taken care of strictly. Orphans cannot joke about the lives of Chaoge people!"

"Old minister obeys the order!"

After studying these things, we inevitably held a celebration banquet for Wen Zhong. Until the evening of the west mountain, the ministers returned home from the Renhuang Palace drunk.

Since the wine was purified, these ministers who were not drunk for a thousand cups have become extremely powerful!

"Master!"

Just as Emperor Xin was about to practice, the Nine-tailed Fox suddenly appeared in the Human Emperor Hall and then rushed directly into Emperor Xin's arms.

Seeing this, Di Xin asked with a smile: "Why is Xiangrui so happy today?"

"I have found a way to restore Jade Sister, so I am naturally happy!"

"Oh, I found a way? What's the way?"

Hearing Di Xin's inquiry, the nine-tailed fox stretched out a hand, gently drew circles on Di Xin's body, and whispered softly: "King, this method is learned from the First High School. However, this method is harmful to the heavens, and the king needs to nod! "

Is it hurtful?

When he heard these four words, Di Xin’s first thought was to find someone to take the blame there. The character he had built up with great effort would never collapse!

At this moment, a sudden light of inspiration flashed in Di Xin's mind: "Xiangrui, did you say you got the guidance of a master? Who is that master who brings me to the Lord?"

"Thank you, I'll call him now!"

After hearing this, the Nine-tailed Fox grinned and then ordered the palace maids who followed him. Soon, a burst of rapid footsteps sounded outside the Human Emperor Palace.

"Um?"

The moment the footsteps sounded, Di Xin actually smelled a faint smell of shit. He frowned slightly, and an extremely bad thought appeared in his heart!

The next moment,

A Taoist in mahjong appeared in the Human Emperor's Hall and bowed with one hand: "I have met the Human Emperor in Yuxu Palace!"

Looking at the person with a unkempt face and a scent of shit, Di Xin covered his nose and asked, "Are you Jiang Ziya? Do you have a way to restore Xiangrui's sister?"

Jiang Ziya bowed with one hand and said in a deep voice: "I naturally have a way to do the jade pipa spirit, but before that, I will report to the Emperor!"

"I went down the mountain to practice before and had a conflict with King Wucheng. My magic weapon was confiscated and my whereabouts were still unknown. I also asked the Human Emperor to ask King Wucheng to return the magic weapon to me!"

Emperor Xin raised his eyebrows and pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh? Is there any more?"

"Not only, I have another mount called "Sibuxiang". I was killed by King Wucheng and his subordinates. I killed my mount and ate meat. I want to get back the bones of "Sibuxiang"!"

Seeing Emperor Xin for a long time, Jiang Ziya added: "I'll ask the Emperor to help me!"

Just then—

"Ding: Jiang Ziya entered the palace and the host selection is as follows..."

"Choose 1: Listen to Ziya's story, be moved by his sad life experience, return the washed God-beating whip and Sibuliu bones, and keep him as an official in the Da Shang Dynasty, and promise a high-ranking official and a generous salary. Choice reward: Acquired Spirit Treasure Soul-Surface Nail, and his cultivation is 10,000 years!"

"Choose 2: Daring Jiang Ziya, dare to make requirements for the work of Gu, and don't look at how many heads he has grown. First, reward him with a hundred big boards, and then discuss the matter later. Choice reward: a pack of humanitarian filth, and a cultivation of ten thousand years!"

"I'll choose two!"

Emperor Xin did not hesitate because he disliked other people from the Academic Sect except Shen Gongbao.

Not to mention that Jiang Ziya is coming, even if Yuanshi Tianzun came in person, he would dare to order someone to fight him out!

"A pack of human filth: it is extracted from the essence of the filth of thousands of human races. This object can pollute the magic weapon, making it smell ten miles once it is activated, and it is difficult for gods to resist it. (Tip: It can pollute the magic whip.)"

See here,

A glimmer flashed in Di Xin's eyes, and he slapped the table suddenly—

Bang!

"Jiang Ziya, you just said that you had something to report, but you said two things. And if you ask you questions, you don't answer them, but you first give me the conditions. You dare to play with me. You are so brave!"

"Come on, drag it down and hit a hundred big boards!"

Swish!
Chapter completed!
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