Chapter 817 Many Treasures Tathagata: One slap slaps the emperor, where can I reason? I am also desperate!(1/2)
Chapter 817: Duobao Tathagata: A personal emperor is born with just one slap. Where can I explain it? I am also desperate!
"My Buddha is merciful, but there is also a Vajra with an angry eye. I hope the donor will not make any mistakes..."
After Kasyapa finished speaking unkindly, he didn't see Duobao's expression. He became even more desperate at that moment. He didn't even know it.
At this time, Duobao has already thought about his epitaph!
same,
Many powerful people in the Three Realms who had not paid attention to what was going on here suddenly became interested after hearing Kasyapa's words.
People who took a nap said they were no longer sleepy!
Especially the Queen Mother, she even said with a smile: "This Kasyapa is a bit like fellow Taoist Duobao back in the day, because he is afraid that his teacher will not be as slow as he is!"
Laojun nodded and said: "Yes, I agree!"
…
at the same time,
Di Xin looked at Duobao, who never turned around, and said to himself: "Nine wandering chickens have been raised alone for three years. They were shot to death if you asked them to shoot them. Duobao, what do you think of this account?"
How to calculate it?"
"Fuck!"
Kassapa on the side has not yet reacted, who is this person who calls himself "Gu", but when he saw Di Xin threatening my Buddha, the anger in his heart suddenly ignited, and his eyes instantly turned red.
Looking at Di Xin unkindly, he yelled loudly: "Where did you come from, this unruly person actually..."
Just then,
A big golden hand suddenly appeared and struck Kasyapa fiercely. A sound of "Duang" was heard, and Kasyapa felt as if he had been hit by a huge bronze bell.
His body suddenly shook, and a blood arrow as thick as a thumb shot out of his eyes, ears, mouth and nose at the same time, and then he let out a scream of "Ah",
Just like being hit by a speeding train, it drew a bloody arc in the air and flew towards Lingshan Mountain in the west!
He was caught by Wei Tuo, the protector of Lingshan Mountain, and carried into the cave of Medicine Buddha!
at the same time,
Duobao suppressed the strong uneasiness in his heart, and while putting away his thousands-foot golden body, he slowly turned his trembling body, and an awkward yet polite smile appeared on his stiff face!
After seeing the indifference and livid expression on the face of the Human Emperor who was so close, Duobao swallowed a mouthful of thousand-year-old phlegm with a loud "gudu" sound.
He never dreamed of it,
The Human Emperor actually experienced life nearby and even raised chickens here!
Raising chickens?
Is this what you, a serious human emperor who wants to achieve enlightenment, should do?
Besides,
Duobao had already seen it before. There was no one within a radius of 200 miles. Although there was a beast, he had expelled it a long time ago!
He couldn't understand,
I have checked this area over and over again, why can I still capture a personal emperor with just one slap?
This is not mystical,
If you tell the ghosts, they won’t believe you!
but,
Duobao knew very well that it didn't matter whether he believed in ghosts or not. What was important was that he slapped the Emperor of Humanity out and killed all the chickens he raised!
Thinking of this,
Duobao then smiled awkwardly and said: "Young...Human Emperor, what a coincidence!"
immediately,
Duobao was just halfway through his greeting, when he saw the sneer rising from the corner of Di Xin's lips, he wiped Selu directly on the soles of his feet and swish——
Pick up a burst of scattered white clouds and head straight to the heaven!
And at this time,
Bang!
The four heavenly gates of the heaven were closed at the same time. In a corner of the south gate that was smashed by a monkey, the immortal sword that should be on the immortal platform appeared strangely in the center of the cave.
The blade exuding extreme coldness made Duobao feel frightened from a distance!
see the situation,
Duobao's hair stood on end as he exclaimed: "Jade Emperor, you cross the river and demolish the bridge!"
Immediately afterwards,
The Jade Emperor's cold voice came from the Tianmen: "Tathagata Buddha, please don't slander others. If you slander me, I will tell the monkey the truth and release the monkey!"
"Fuck!"
Duobao, who had lost one of his hands, left a classic Chinese curse outside the Nantian Gate, like a monkey flying in the sky, with a trail of sparks behind him.
Take a sip and go straight to Lihentian!
While running, he shouted: "Laojun, save me!"
At this time,
The old man had a Pangu flag in his left hand, a black and yellow pagoda in his right hand, and a Tai Chi diagram hanging behind his head. He looked at Duobao speeding towards him, full of righteousness, and said angrily with righteous words:
"Who is your Taoist friend? How can you recognize your friend at random? I am not familiar with Buddhism!"
"grass!"
Duobao is really desperate!
Originally, he thought of diverting the trouble to the east and using the Heavenly Court and the Taoist Sect to calm down the Emperor's anger. However, he did not expect that they had already demolished the bridge and pulled out the wooden stakes.
at this time,
Duobao felt the unhurried and mocking look behind him, and felt even more panicked!
He was obviously here to suppress the monkeys, but he slapped the human emperor out. Who can believe that the human emperor was not there on purpose?
But now, where can he go to reason?
Duobao didn't know how to deal with it, so he had no choice but to approach Lihentian, give Laojun a mouthful of old phlegm, then swerve straight to Lingshan Mountain!
The next second,
Noisy and frightening sounds came from Lingshan Mountain one after another——
"Duobao, don't come over! Ahhhh!!!"
"Go, you go, we voted together and decided to depose Buddha, you go, you don't come back!"
"Tathagata, if you don't leave, I will commit suicide...fuck, if you don't leave, I will leave!"
"My Buddha has many treasures, but you can't afford to pay for just nine wandering chickens. You are not worthy of entering my Buddhist sect!"
…
After knowing Di Xin's identity and being dominated by the fear of the last chaos in Lingshan, everyone uttered various curses, but one of them caught Duobao's attention!
yes,
But the nine wandering chickens just need to accompany him, and they can run away on their own!
Thinking of this,
Duobao, who was only ten miles away from Lingshan, stopped suddenly, then turned around gracefully and looked at Di Xin who was strolling behind him.
He smiled slightly and said: "Human Emperor, these are just nine ordinary chickens. No matter how much the Human Emperor asks for, the poor monk will just have to pay for them!"
"oh?"
Di Xin, who was already feeling bored, couldn't help feeling a little disappointed when he saw Duobao not running away.
Run,
How can I get into your spiritual mountain without running away?
If you don’t run away alone, how can you split the Eight Treasures Merit Pool of your Buddhism?
Don't run,
Do you know how lonely you are?
Thinking of this,
Di Xin was in a bad mood, and the sneer on his face appeared again. He looked at Duobao in front of him with a look of "I have money, and as long as you ask for the price, I can definitely afford it."
Di Xin slowly said: "Those nine wandering chickens have followed Gu for three years and have already developed feelings. What price do you think is appropriate for Gu's feelings?"
"Well……"
To be continued...