Author: Orange Meow

The person who can bend and stretch is my younger uncle.

Tang Chuxia and Tang's mother were frightened when they saw their uncle being lifted up by their aunt.

"How could it be possible, Cuixiang! If you have something to say, please tell me!"

The little uncle begged for mercy.

The aunt was very satisfied and slowly put him on the ground, patting the dirt on him very kindly.

"Damn it, everyone listens to you!" My little aunt gently hit my little uncle with her sandbag-like fist, and my little uncle sat down on the ground.

The little aunt hurriedly lifted the person up again.

I anxiously touched it from top to bottom and breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was no injury.

At this time, the little uncle was hopeless and completely dead.

Not far away, Tang Chuxia and Tang's mother were holding their thighs tightly, fearing that if one of them couldn't hold back their laughter, they would be resented by their uncle later.

In order to divert their attention, the two of them focused on the woman who was still lying on the ground. Tang Chuxia asked Tang's mother in a low voice: "Is that the woman who seduced my uncle?"

Tang's mother nodded uncertainly: "Probably so!"

"You don't look like a vixen, do you?" Tang Chuxia felt that besides being thin, she really didn't have the potential to be a vixen.

Mother Tang reminded her in a low voice: "In your aunt's eyes, anyone who is thinner than her is a vixen!"

Tang Chuxia:......

She glanced at her aunt's strong figure and then looked at the woman lying on the ground.

Vixen!

It sure looks like it!

Sure enough, there is no concept without comparison.

Tang Chuxia was still thinking about it when he saw his little uncle yelling with a red face: "Stop it!" But after he yelled, he regretted it, because his little aunt narrowed her eyes.

At that moment, Tang Chuxia felt a murderous aura.

She saw her little aunt's big palm-like hands covering her little uncle's shoulders, "Who are you?"

The rising anger of the younger uncle disappeared instantly, and even his legs shook, and he said wisely in a hurry: "Once every two days!"

My aunt snorted coldly: "Am I being deceived so easily?"

The little uncle raised a finger sadly and angrily: "Once a day, that's it!"

The little aunt's face was like a Sichuan opera face change, and she immediately burst into smiles, "You said this, once a day! I'll go back and make chicken soup for you!" Every cell in her strong body revealed joy.

After just two steps, he stepped back and squatted on the vixen who was sitting up.

Her fingers poked the person's shoulder, causing the person to fall back.

The vixens all cried.

She felt extremely unlucky to meet such a evil star.

"I didn't seduce your man!"

The vixen cried, really cried.

My aunt said, "I'm not saying this, but I'm telling you, my man said once a day, once a day! Do you know what it means?"

My aunt rubbed her hands, her eyes were shining with excitement, and she lowered her voice and said, "I squeezed him dry. Even if he cares about you, you won't be able to use him anymore!"

After she finished speaking, she proudly came to a conclusion: "One stick of incense at a time, I won't do it without it!"

My little aunt jumped and ran away.

It can be seen from her back that she is very happy.

My uncle's face turned black.

Tang Chuxia couldn't hold back any longer, so she beat the wall next to her and laughed crazily.

Even Tang's mother couldn't hold back, shaking her shoulders and laughing so much that her stomach ached. Only the vixen on the ground looked confused and had no idea what was going on.

She looked at her uncle blankly: "What once a day? What does one stick of incense mean?"

My uncle's face turned dark and red, then red and black, he really switched between them easily!

It makes people worry about whether his blood vessels can still bear it.

"You just need to pay the public food once a day, for half an hour at a time. If it's less than this time, your little aunt will cause trouble for you!" Zheng Duoqing explained kindly, but his uncle roared in return.

"Zheng Duoqing, are you itchy?"

The younger uncle finally found an outlet to vent his anger, and there was no way he could let it go.

Poor Zheng Duoqing was naturally chased and beaten by his uncle, and the vixen on the ground was also blushing.

She didn't expect that her little aunt could be so tough and brave, and she could say such things, which was completely shameless.

"Um, are you called Su Lan?" Mother Tang couldn't stand it anymore and gave Su Lan a hand.

Su Lan nodded: "Who are you?"

Tang's mother smiled and said: "I am Zheng Wendong's sister!"

Su Lan hurriedly held Tang's mother's hand and explained anxiously: "Sister Zheng, I really have nothing to do with your brother!"

Tang Mu also figured it out. If there really was something wrong, it wouldn't be such a reaction.

She led people into the yard and saw her aunt already making chicken soup in the kitchen. Then she explained to Su Lan: "My sister-in-law has a simple personality and doesn't have any bad intentions. I will apologize to you on her behalf!"

Su Lan waved her hands repeatedly: "That's nothing. It was because I didn't explain it clearly to her that she misunderstood."

It happened that my uncle was also tired at this time, so he returned to the house and sat next to Tang's mother: "She came to me to help me write a document about going back to school to work."

After the uncle finished speaking, he pointed at the kitchen angrily and was about to accuse loudly, but when he saw the uncle sticking his head out, he immediately lowered his voice and said in aggrieved tone, "Cuixiang knows you have wronged me!"

Tang Chuxia burst out laughing. When she saw her uncle's cannibalistic eyes, she immediately covered her mouth and rushed out with Zheng Duoqing who had entered the house.

"Little uncle, let me help you comfort little aunt!"

The two ran away.

My uncle is so frustrated.

Tang Chuxia and Zheng Duoqing rushed to the kitchen and held down their aunt who was about to have a seizure.

Zheng Duoqing saw that Tang Chuxia wanted to comfort him, so he spoke first: "Little aunt, let me tell you, there must be something going on between my uncle and that woman. They even worry about her work!"

Tang Chuxia patted Zheng Duoqing and told him to shut up. Isn't this just a fight against fire?

But my aunt was so stubborn that she really believed it.

"I'll break his legs, and his three legs will become two. He can only make babies at home!"

In the early Tang Dynasty, Zheng Duoqing squinted his teeth and squinted his teeth.

The tough one must be the younger aunt.

Most people would never be able to say this.

"Little aunt, if you continue to be so good, little uncle must have quantity but not quality!" Tang Chuxia hurriedly tried to dissuade her, but aunt didn't understand what she meant. After Tang Chuxia explained, aunt cried for help.

"What should I do? I really want to have a baby!"

My aunt was crying and feeling very aggrieved.

When Zheng Duoqing thought about being chased and beaten by his uncle, bad water came out.

"Little aunt, let me give you a suggestion. Make sure your uncle obeys you 100%. Do you want to listen?"

The younger aunt nodded immediately without any doubt and stared at Zheng Duoqing with bright eyes.

I heard Zheng Duo clearing his throat and waving to his little aunt. Her little aunt followed her and her eyes widened as she listened. Finally, she slapped her thigh.
Chapter completed!