Chapter 30 Exciting
Grandma squirted out a mouthful of tea and sprayed it directly on her daughter-in-law Cuixiang's head and face.
The old lady was a little embarrassed and hurriedly handed her the handkerchief.
Seeing the aggrieved look on her face, and even the way her facial features were wrinkled together because of the grievance, I almost laughed again.
He coughed twice hastily to suppress his smile.
"speak nicely!"
After scolding his son, Cuixiang became more fragrant.
Only then did Tang Chuxia realize that this was her aunt. She helped her sit next to her grandma and started watching the show.
My aunt patted Tang Chuxia's hand happily. This child was the most kind-hearted. She used to be rare for such a girl, but now she is even more rare.
"Mom, the child's father is talking nonsense. Why do I have to make children all the time? It's just once a day. Is this more?"
My aunt became more confident and her voice became louder as she spoke.
"I have been a widow for ten years, and he finally came back. I just made up for my previous loss. Isn't that good?"
My aunt felt aggrieved again and even raised her hands to wipe away her tears.
Grandma's face was twisted into a weird look, and she couldn't hold it in any longer. As soon as she laughed, she pinched her thigh with her hands to hold back her laughter, and her speech changed a little.
"That can't be done once a day, that's your man!"
My aunt quit and immediately clapped her thigh and retorted: "Mom, what you said is wrong. He is my man, and I feel sorry for him. People say he does it seven times a night. I'm afraid his body won't be able to bear it, so I only do it once a day."
Six times missing!”
Tang Chuxia couldn't stand it any longer!
He turned his head, his shoulders shook like sieves, and his hands tightly grasped his wrists.
My stomach hurt from holding it in.
Why didn't I expect this little aunt to be so funny?
Grandma also wiped the physiological tears from the corners of her eyes and held the hand of her daughter-in-law Cuixiang: "Son, who did you hear this from?"
My aunt did not hesitate and said directly: "Aunt Shun and the others!"
Her daughter-in-law was a standard village woman. When her son married her, she was attracted by her quick hands, quick work, and filial piety to her parents. She didn't want to marry her until he found out that she was illiterate and had never learned a single day of school.
But after marrying his daughter-in-law, he couldn't let go of him, so he had to send him to a literacy class to study.
Unexpectedly, I didn't know many words, but I learned a lot of messy things from those female leaders.
In the early years, when my youngest son was not at home, I still couldn't see how I could have imagined that my son would finally go home and live a good life, causing so many jokes.
But the old lady doesn't hate her daughter-in-law, she even likes her very much.
I just like her nonchalant and down-to-earth character.
Grandma tried her best to adjust her expression, and explained to her aunt in a good voice: "Don't listen to the nonsense of those women leaders. What does it mean to be a man after seven times a night? A stick? Besides, seven times a night, within a month, you will be a man."
You have to go and have tea with the King of Hell!"
My aunt didn't believe it.
"I don't believe it, but I heard from my sister-in-law that my brother can do it!"
My aunt said it very seriously, and it was obvious that she had really asked about it.
My uncle was also sitting on the chair next to him at this time, his face flushed.
He was an educated man, but he never imagined that he had been dazzled by his younger aunt's beauty. When he got married, he found that they had no common ground. The key was that his wife was simple and easy to deceive.
Especially when I saw the gossipy look in my niece's eyes, my face immediately turned redder.
"Your brother brags and you listen?"
My uncle couldn't bear it anymore and shouted.
The younger aunt was already short-tempered, so when she was yelled at, she naturally couldn't stand it, "Why are you bragging? Look at my sister-in-law giving birth to ten sons. If my brother hadn't been successful, how could he have had so many?"
That makes sense.
Tang Chuxia couldn't help but nod along.
My brother may be really good at it.
My uncle's face turned dark.
"Is this a thing?"
My aunt stamped her feet: "Why are they not the same thing? You are thinking about that vixen Su Lan, not even once a day, and you don't even have time to burn a stick of incense!!"
Tang Chuxia thinks she should go out. Is this kind of gossip really suitable for her to listen to?
If I continue to talk about it, my uncle may lose his dignity when he sees me in the future.
She tried her best to shrink her presence, but unfortunately the living room was so big, and she had no place to hide, so she could only pinch herself to prevent laughing.
Otherwise, this matter cannot be explained clearly.
Grandma felt that her face was a little out of control, and she coughed twice: "Okay, okay, a stick of incense is not enough, my dear, men are like that!"
My aunt is reluctant to give up.
"No, how can I, a man, be worse than my brother? My brother is a rough man, but my man is a man of culture! He also teaches!"
Grandma didn't know how to evaluate her daughter-in-law's blind worship of her son.
She can yell at everyone in the family, but she can't yell at her youngest daughter-in-law. She is just a stick. If you yell at her, whether she yells at you or not, the key is that she can't change her mind.
It can only be coaxed.
Tang Chuxia was pulled over by her grandmother and stood in front of her little aunt: "Xia Xia, tell your little aunt!"
Tang Chuxia pointed to her nose, unable to believe that her grandmother was so unreliable.
What did she say about this?
Let’s not mention that her character at this time is just a simple young lady. Even if she knows everything, can the younger generation persuade the elders here?
She didn't even dare to look at her little uncle, fearing that he would crush her to death.
For the safety of her life and not to lose her character, she had no choice but to say to her younger aunt: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but, I think my uncle should be a man who works all day long, and my younger uncle is
Professor, I don’t like to exercise. I’m sure I can’t compare with my uncle. If I want to achieve results, I just ask my uncle to exercise!”
I had no hope for the nonsense explanation, but my aunt listened to it.
She slapped her thigh and stood up excitedly: "Yes, why didn't I think of that! My niece is smart!"
As she said this, she grabbed her uncle and shook him.
While shaking, he said to his uncle: "From now on, you can do pull-ups every day. Anyway, now you live in the school's family courtyard, and there is one on the playground."
In the early summer of Tang Dynasty, there was a black streak on one's head.
The little uncle's paper-man-like body was no match for the strong little aunt, and he was just a shadow.
The grandmother looked at her son with a guilty conscience, feeling that she, as a mother, was a bit unkind.
Tang Chuxia, who seemed to have a bad idea, also looked uneasy. The grandfather and grandson quietly left the living room and went out to hide.
As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the hospital, I saw the old man returning from shopping for groceries and Zheng Daqing and the others.
"Grandma, Xia Xia, why are you out?"
Tang Jianjun thought they were coming out to greet him, but he didn't expect Tang Chuxia to point to the living room in the yard.
Zheng Daqing couldn't wait to take a look and screamed.
A group of heads popped out, and then a series of wows came out...
Chapter completed!