Chapter Thirty-One
"You brat, if you put my clothes away, be careful whether you put them away or not. I'll give your group zero points."
The village chief's clothes were stretched tight by Shi Nian, the collar of the clothes was not big, and his neck was strangled. He really felt like he would suffocate in the next second.
"That won't work. If I let you go, then you see that Sister Shi and I have completed the task better than you imagined. If you are jealous and don't give points and run away, wouldn't I lose money?"
"You brat, stop slandering me here. As the head of a village, how can I be such a person who breaks my promise?"
Shi Nian snorted: "I don't know who tricked me into being brothers when I first came here. In the end, my brother was assigned the most difficult job, which is said to be the easiest."
A cold sweat dripped from the forehead of the village chief who was being pulled by his clothes: ...Really, if I had known better, I would have stopped shaking this brat, who knew he was so stubborn.
Fortunately, the road was not far, and by chance Shi Nian had finished taunting him, and the two of them had already arrived in front of Shi Xin.
At this time, Shi Xin happened to reveal the legendary trump card to the audience, and the cover of the book was directly exposed to Shi Nian's eyes.
Shi Nian:?Open your eyes.jpg
[Hahahaha sisters, I feel so happy. Do you see how this big fool looks like now? 】
[Hey, I’m a little more mentally balanced. Although Shi Xin is a bitch, everyone treats everyone equally?!]
[I really wanted to die laughing, the fool’s pupils lost their color when I felt it]
[Hahahaha I laughed so loudly]
Shi Nian whimpered and looked at Shi Xin with eyes filled with resentment: "Sister, are you deceiving me?"
[Hahahahahahaha, the hair on his head is all wilted]
[Come on, everyone, place your bets, Time Fool vs. Time Witch, who wins?]
When Shi Xin looked at him like this, his conscience, which he had almost no conscience, felt a little painful, but it didn't show on his face and he spoke innocently.
"Shi Xiaonian, I feel sad when you say that. Why did I lie to you?"
Shi Nian pursed his lips: "Sister, if you still don't admit it, who would use "Postpartum Care of Sows" as a trump card? What do you really think of me?"
"Ah, aren't you stupid?" Shi Xin covered her lips in shock, "Well, it seems you are indeed a little smart."
"..." After a long pause, he said with dead eyes, "Sister, you are bullying me."
"Then I don't."
Shi Xin raised his eyebrows narrowly: "Who said that using "Postpartum Care of Sows" as a trump card is deceiving people? What do you think our mission is?"
Shi Nian scratched his head: "Take the pig's temperature."
"Yes." Shi Xin nodded with satisfaction and continued to ask, "What kind of book is "Postpartum Care of Sows"?"
Shi Nian tentatively asked: "A book about teaching sow care after giving birth?"
"Yes." Shi Xin said with satisfaction, "Look, how can this be said to be a lie? This book is used here, it is so professional and relevant, don't you think?"
"That's right." Shi Nian thought about it and realized that it made sense. He agreed with his face, "Sister Shi, you are right, but you are so good at reading. You are really amazing!"
Audience and Dumble:???
Wait, even if you have a book, you can't be so proficient in taking the temperature of a pig?
Shi Xin's crisp and neat technique must have been used dozens of times if not hundreds of times.
You idiot, if you don’t want her to say anything, just believe it. Do you believe that when you are sold by her, you will still count the money for her?
[Ah, ah, this idiot actually believes it, he believes it, wake up, idiot!!]
[Sisters, stop screaming, we can’t save them, just bury them]
Having deceived people well, Shi Xin breathed out gently and quickly brought up the topic.
"Shi Xiaonian, please put the village chief down quickly, otherwise the old man will not be able to breathe."
Shi Nian was a little reluctant at first, but when Shi Xin opened his mouth, he reluctantly let go.
Thinking that Shi Xin couldn't see it, he deliberately made a face at the village chief.
audience:……
fan:??!!!
Shi Xin raised his eyebrows: Little brother, you really don’t treat the audience as an outsider. Do you still remember that this is a live broadcast? You really don’t want to be a member of a boy band anymore, right?
The village chief looked like an old naughty boy and glared at Shi Nian. He almost strangled this brat to death.
On the contrary, the look he looked at Shi Xin became much gentler.
This little girl is pretty good.
The village chief coughed a few times and said to Shi Xin: "Have you finished taking the body temperature of your group? Can you show me the record sheet?"
"It's done." Shi Xin nodded, a little confused: "Didn't you read the record sheet?"
The village chief was a little surprised: "Wherever I went to look, you didn't give me anything."
Shi Xin's temples twitched, and he turned to look at Shi Nian, with a dangerous smile on his lips.
"Shi Xiaonian, didn't you show the record sheet to the village chief?"
Shi Nian was a little confused and looked completely confused: "Ah? Do you want to show him the record sheet?"
Shi Xin gritted his teeth: "What do you think?"
"Oh, I don't know." Shi Nian shrank his neck, a little scared, "Sister Shi, you didn't say anything."
"..."
Shi Xin's face looked a little wonderful, and he didn't know how to respond.
[Hahahahahahaha, the family members burst into laughter. Shi Xin, this woman, still shows such expressions sometimes, so she is relieved]
[Shi Xiaonian did a great job, I declare, Shi Fool vs. Shi Witch, Shi Fool wins!]
【Unexpected ending】
Shi Nian burst into tears: "Sister Shi, don't be angry. I really don't know. You don't remember the faults of villains. Please forgive me this time~"
Being stared at by his pitiful little deer eyes, what else could Xin do at that time?
Of course I can only choose to forgive him.
Youyou sighed, and Shi Xin stretched out his hand: "Give it to me?"
At that time, I was still a little stunned: "What?"
"Of course it's a record sheet."
"Ah, oh. Here you go." Shi Nian immediately took out a pamphlet from his pocket, took out a piece of paper and handed it to Shi Xin.
When Shi Xin's eyes fell on the pamphlet, he felt a little embarrassed.
"I was afraid that the paper would fall off, so I used this to hold it. Oh, yes, I also recorded the data many times on it, so that if the record sheet did fall off, I wouldn't have to bother you, Sister Shi. Sister, don't be angry.
Well, I will definitely not do such stupid things in the future."
Shi Xin took it, looked at his coquettish face, and suddenly felt a little emotional in his heart. Although this idiot was stupid, he was not bad as a teammate.
"Okay, I don't blame you anymore."
"Great!"
Now the last trace of uneasiness on Shi Nian's face disappeared, and it returned to the careless look before.
"But I think this kind of stupid thing can't be the last time you do it."
"..." When Shi Nian heard these words, he was stuck for a second, and then he wailed, "Sister Shi, you have such a venomous tongue, you broke my heart!"
Shi Xin shrugged and ignored his showmanlike look; "Okay, give in. If you want to go cry in the corner, I want to show the record sheet to the village chief."
Shi Nian hummed to her and actually ran to the corner of the room to cry.
Chapter completed!