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Chapter 501: What if I hit the emperor in the face(1/2)

Liu Gui lived up to Su Laosan's expectations and quickly brought back news from the capital.
It is said that the wind was gentle and the weather was fine that day.
The emperor was in high spirits and led his ministers to enjoy the scenery in the imperial garden.
After admiring it, I went to Luoxian Garden.
In the Luoxian Garden, two cranes were combing their feathers leisurely, looking noble and inviolable.
The ministers scrambled to be the first, and all the literary talents they had learned through ten years of hard study turned into rainbow farts, and they threw them at the emperor as if they were free of money.
"Ahem!"
Liu Gui cleared his throat and began to vividly interpret the scene at that time.
"I would like to report to your Majesty that this auspicious sign has been sent down from heaven. It is actually a sign that your Majesty is wise and brave and has the world in mind. He is praised and praised by Heaven!"
"To your Majesty, this auspicious sign proves that your Majesty is destined to be immortal..."
"Information to the Emperor, as the saying goes, Songs and cranes prolong life, and such auspiciousness entering the palace is telling the world that the Emperor has a long life..."
"Report to the Emperor..."
Liu Gui said with a sighing expression.
"Third Master, you don't know that all the ministers spoke one after another, and the emperor was so ecstatic that he narrowed his eyes..."
Su Laosan's mouth twitched.
I really want to ask, how did you know that the emperor's eyes were narrowed to a slit?
What did you see?
However, Su Laosan did not interrupt Liu Gui and continued to eat melon quietly.
Not only Su Laosan was eating melon, but Little Tangbao and others were also eating melon.
It was evening at this time, and Mrs. Su and her daughters-in-law were cooking dinner in the kitchen.
The men of the Su family had been busy all day and were sitting under the sycamore tree in the yard, taking a break and waiting for dinner.
Mr. Su and Mr. Su carried Mr. Su out and placed him on the deck chair in the yard.
Then, everyone listened to Liu Gui's gossip.
Liu Gui saw that everyone in the Su family was listening with great interest, and his feelings that he wanted to express were greatly satisfied.
Su Laosan didn't ask Liu Gui, but Su Xiaoliu couldn't help it.
"Brother Liu, how did you know that the emperor was photographed so ecstatic that his eyes narrowed to a slit?" Su Xiaoliu asked curiously.
Is it possible that there are still people who dare to speak of the Emperor like this?
Even at a young age, Su Xiaoliu knew that it was disrespectful to say this.
Liu Gui, "...I, I didn't just listen to what others said!"
Liu Gui stuttered.
Su Xiaoliu became more and more curious.
"Who dares to say such things about the Emperor?"
Liu Gui, "..."
This kid is not cute at all!
Don’t you know that when eating melon, you have to add some subjective words to make it more vivid and enjoyable?
"Liu Gui, go on." Old Man Su said.
He signaled Liu Gui not to talk to Su Xiaoliu.
"Okay! Old man!" Liu Gui said quickly.
Then, under the scorching gazes of the Su family, he cleared his throat again.
"Ahem! It is said that at that time, the emperor was in a comfortable state of mind and body, and his thoughts and ideas were flowing, so he also wanted to compose an impromptu poem."
"The emperor said at that time, I have a good sentence, and I will appreciate it with all my dear friends."
"After the emperor finished speaking, he received the admiring eyes of many ministers..."
"...The emperor enjoyed it very much. He looked at the two cranes and was about to speak, but the two cranes flapped their wings and flew up."
"At that time, a minister spoke with joy, saying that this was because Xianhe knew that the emperor was going to compose a poem and was cheering for the emperor..."
"When the other ministers saw it, they all spoke in agreement and almost paid homage to him."
"Then--"
Liu Gui paused and spread his hands.
"These people just watched helplessly as the two cranes flew higher and higher, flew farther and farther, and finally disappeared..."
Everyone in the Su family, "..."
Looking at each other.
"Second Red and Third Red, flew back like this?" Su Xiaoliu asked, scratching the back of his head.
Liu Gui nodded with emotion.
"Then... where are the emperor's beautiful words?" Su Xiaoliu continued to ask.
"You have to ask the emperor about this." Liu Gui said sincerely, "Because the emperor has no chance to say his beautiful words."
Su Xiaoliu, "..."
"Oh, I was holding it back." Su Xiaoliu suddenly realized.
Everyone in the Su family, "..."
What nonsense are you talking about?
"Xiao Liu, don't be ridiculous!" Old Man Su scolded with his eyelids twitching.
Su Xiaoliu touched his head and smiled.
Su Laosi looked at Liu Gui and sighed: "Brother Liu, if you don't work as a storyteller in a restaurant, you are really underestimating your talent!"
Liu Gui, "...hehe, thank you Fourth Master for the compliment."
Su Laosan couldn't help it anymore and finally asked the doubts in his heart.
"Liu Gui, where did you hear all this?" Su Laosan asked.
He didn't believe that anyone in the capital dared to discuss such a thing in such a big way!
Isn't this a slap in the emperor's face?
No more brains?
Liu Gui's expression froze after hearing Su Laosan's question.
Then, he smiled and said: "Third Master, it doesn't matter what you heard. Anyway, everyone in the capital knows that the two cranes flew away from the palace, and they flew away under the eyes of the emperor and a large group of ministers.
of."
Su Laosan looked at Liu Gui suspiciously.
"Liu Gui, isn't this just something you made up with added fuel and jealousy?" Su Laosan said, "Even if the crane flies away, no one would dare to talk like this, right?"
"Third Master, how could I make this up?" Liu Gui shouted unconvinced: "I just thought about it myself and restored the situation at that time."
When Liu Gui said it at the end, he suddenly felt a little guilty.
Su Laosan, "..."
Understood!
After talking for a long time, you still have to add the ingredients yourself.
Su Lao San patted Liu Gui on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Liu Gui, Lao Si is right. It's a pity that you don't speak up!"
Liu Gui, "...hehe..."
"Stop hehe, don't say these nonsense again, or you'll lose your head." Su Laosan said angrily.
To be continued...
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