78. The heroine spares her life
"Brother-in-law, I've finished my homework. I want to watch Tom and Jerry!"
Lin Xiaoman opened the door and happily ran to the living room, only to see her sister pressing her brother-in-law down hard, and the two of them were kissing each other selflessly.
Her expression froze, she quickly covered her face with her hands, turned around and walked towards her room like a puppet.
"Xiaoman didn't see it, Xiaoman didn't see anything!"
The couple trembled in fright, parted their wet lips, and hurriedly got up from the sofa.
Lin Yanwan blushed and glared at him hard: "I really want to hit you."
"Although it's true that I kissed you first, but...but you." Jiang Xia felt aggrieved.
After all, he is not the most impulsive one.
"You...don't say it!" There was shame in her eyes. How could she be so proactive as he said? It must be slander!
Jiang Xia sniffed. If you don't want to say it, don't say it. But please, the way she took the initiative just now was really seductive!
"Xiao Man, you have to explain yourself!" Lin Yanwan muttered. As an elder sister, she was too embarrassed to see her sister for the time being.
"How to explain that your sister almost seduced my soul..."
Before he finished speaking, his wife immediately picked up the pillow on the sofa out of embarrassment, threw it at him, and then looked at him angrily.
If he didn't kiss her, how could she...
So, in the final analysis, he has to be blamed.
"Okay, okay, I'll explain." Jiang Xia thought, Xiaoman was still a child and had forgotten about it in three or two days, so why should he explain it?
He took a few deep breaths and knocked on his sister-in-law's door.
"Xiaoman, didn't you say you wanted to watch Tom and Jerry?"
Lin Xiaoman opened the door and slowly revealed his head, with his mouth pursed and his expression on the verge of tears: "Brother-in-law, will Xiaoman get a needle eye?"
The corner of Jiang Xia's mouth twitched slightly. It seemed that his wife was right. This little girl knew a lot despite her young age.
"No, seeing it accidentally doesn't count."
"But...but a few days ago, my deskmate Xiaomei told me that if you watch adults kiss, you will get needle holes." My sister-in-law was still very worried.
"She lied to you." Jiang Xia tried not to laugh, "Think about it, did Xiao Man accidentally see it?"
"Yeah! I just took a look!"
"That's right, you have to keep looking at it to make it grow longer."
"Really?" Her eyes lit up.
"Of course it's true, so don't worry, Xiaoman!"
Jiang Xia suddenly felt that he was too smart. He cleverly resolved the embarrassment and moved the world so that this little guy would not even think about peeking at the love between him and his wife.
Lin Xiaoman suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and opened the door generously: "Brother-in-law, I have done all my homework!"
"Tom and Jerry have been waiting for you."
He smiled slightly, ruffled his sister-in-law's hair, took her hand to his wife's room, plugged in the card reader, then clicked on the latest episode of Tom and Jerry, and held Xiaoman on his lap.
Looking at the familiar opening animation, my sister-in-law began to stare at the computer screen without blinking.
Children are like this, no matter what happened before, as long as they are given an interesting thing to do, their attention will be instantly diverted.
Seeing her cheerful laughter as always, Jiang Xia suddenly became more eager to see Tom and Jerry released as soon as possible. It would be a great loss if children all over the world could not see this animation.
After just a few minutes of animation, Lin Xiaoman still wanted to watch it a second time. He smiled, clicked replay, and left his sister-in-law to watch alone while he returned to the living room to accompany his wife.
"Done!" Jiang Xia lay on the sofa with her head in her arms, her expression very proud.
Lin Yanwan was a little curious: "What did you tell her?"
"If I don't tell you, she won't see us being intimate in the future anyway." He chuckled.
"Whoever wants to be intimate with you is being pretentious."
Lin Yanwan glanced at the time and snorted arrogantly: "Aren't you going back yet? My mother will be back in a while."
"Then mom will definitely call me to eat."
She choked for a moment and thought for a moment that this would really be the result. After all, it's not like he didn't stay and eat it shamelessly.
Jiang Xia smiled and said: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, I'll go back right away. Baby, can you give me a hug?"
"No, you haven't hugged me enough just now." Lin Yanwan turned her head.
"I didn't hug you just now. I just wanted to kiss you." He smacked his lips with an afterthought expression on his face.
"Say it again!" She picked up the pillow and pretended to throw it at it.
Jiang Xia's knees softened, and she knelt on the ground. She raised her hands in surrender and said, "Xia Xia, spare your life! I don't dare to do it anymore."
Lin Yanwan couldn't help laughing for a moment, and said angrily: "Get up."
"Can I hug my wife when I get up?" He smiled innocently and immediately climbed up the pole.
"Hit you!"
"Then don't get up. Your knees are weak. When Xiaoman sees it later, he will definitely think that you are domestic violence against me."
"I've never seen such a rogue person like you." Lin Yanwan muttered and walked forward, holding his arm with a gentle force. Jiang Xia half-pushed her into his arms.
But after only hugging him for a moment, his wife quickly pushed him away and looked towards the bedroom, fearing that she would see her sister again when she came out.
"You smell like sweat. It stinks like hell." Lin Yanwan blushed and made an excuse at random.
"Got it, I promise you'll have it smelling good when I get back soon."
Jiang Xia raised his hand to smooth her hanging hair and said softly: "Then I'm leaving."
"Well, please be safe."
He walked into the room and said goodbye to his sister-in-law. Lin Xiaoman immediately stopped watching cartoons and chased his brother-in-law away from the bedroom.
"Brother-in-law, will you come to pick up Xiaoman from school tomorrow?" My sister-in-law raised her head with a hopeful look in her eyes.
She likes her brother-in-law the most. He plays with her every time, buys her snacks, and sometimes gives her small gifts.
"Xiao Man, you might as well just be his sister." Lin Yanwan said sullenly. She was obviously nicer to Xiao Man, but this little girl liked to talk about her brother-in-law. Is it really her brother-in-law who is kissing her sister-in-law?
Lin Xiaoman was about to nod when he suddenly remembered that his brother-in-law's mother was Teacher Xia, and immediately shook his head vigorously.
"No, then Teacher Xia will definitely give Xiaoman a lot of homework!"
Jiang Xia nodded with understanding: "That's right, when I was a child, I had so much homework every day!"
Hearing this, Lin Xiaoman became even more scared.
"I'd better be my sister's sister. In that case, as long as my sister continues to fall in love with her brother-in-law, I will have a brother-in-law and an older brother at the same time!"
"How is it at the same time?"
"If you are married, you are your brother-in-law, but if you are not married, you are your brother."
The couple looked at each other, the corners of their eyes twitching slightly.
"Okay, I'm going back. Goodbye Xiaoman. I'll pick you up if you have time." Jiang Xia touched her head as she watched the elevator stop.
"Yeah! Goodbye, brother-in-law~"
He smiled slightly, raised his eyes and looked at his wife with gentle eyes: "I'm leaving."
"be careful on the road."
She thought for a moment, asked Lin Xiaoman to turn around, opened her arms and hugged him gently.
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Chapter completed!