Chapter 10 Eighteen Ways to Go to Jail

Author: Shangyao Yuchen’s Home

Chapter 10 Eighteen Ways to Go to Jail

"Name?"

"[Smoking backwards is like a god]."

"Name!"

"[Smoking backwards is like a god], I'm serious, I'm not kidding."

"gender?"

"Can't you see? I can take off my pants."

"Okay, Mr. Anti... Anti, given that you were near the fourth district branch of Giant Spirit Glory Company and committed crimes such as blocking company employees and dancing, attempting to spy on customer intelligence, watering automatic machine guns, trying to set fire to the clothes of guards on guard, etc.

For eighteen counts, you are now sentenced to jail until you admit your mistakes."

"I accept."

The smoker stretched out his hands openly and allowed the guards of the Giant Glory Company to take him to the underground prison.

"Does this really work? I feel like something is wrong with him here." The male guard pointed to his temple.

The female clerk who read out the verdict whispered: "Let's go through the process. Otherwise, what can you do? Let this gangster go around doing small damage for fun?"

…

Underground prison.

"Stay there!" the guard locked the prison door.

"Ah, small bars," the smoker shook his head, "Ah, I have lost my freedom."

【Laughing so hard that I almost hiccupped】

[Achievements obtained by the anchor: the first one to go to jail in this game]

[Did anyone notice the guard’s expression as if he saw Xiang?]

[The anchor’s imagination is amazing, and he really succeeded]

The smoker sat on the ground and cleared his throat: "I'll give you a song called "Tears Behind Bars"."

【What ancient song】

[Has anyone noticed that Juling Glory Company has too much power?]

[I’m thinking that in the city of Giant Spirits, Giant Spirit Glory Company is the boss]

Under the call of the game anchor's tragic singing voice, many prisoners woke up from their dazes and sleep.

Bang!

A man with a scar on his face kicked the cell door.

He knocked on the cell door again with his fist and made a loud noise: "That's enough, shut up!"

"Brother," Smoker said, "my Buddha is compassionate and saves all sentient beings. What crime did you commit to come here?"

"none of your business!"

The smoker pretended to be sad: "The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, but when we turn back, we will reach the shore."

[Pretending to be exactly the same, but too fat]

[Although I smoke, drink, and eat fried chicken, I am still a good mage]

【Gatling Bodhisattva saves all living beings】

"He's just a street gangster," said a prisoner in the cell next to him. "A company employee dumped his sister and cheated on her. He was so angry that he beat the company employee. Now, he's still here.

Squat for half a month."

The smoker nodded: "I would do the same thing if it were me."

After hearing the words of the game anchor, Scar Man's tone softened: "I beat him? It was him who used the prosthetic body to fight with me. This is the case with the Giant Glory Company. Only the people in the company are human beings, and the rest are them."

Raised livestock.”

"Look at him," the scarred man pointed at the prisoner who just spoke, "a cyber hacker with decent skills, he accepted a mission to find out about the lover of a senior employee, and he was imprisoned here for no apparent reason."

The cyber hacker was very leisurely: "I'm just here to go through the motions. My client will fish me out in a few days. After all, I still help the company people, this is just an internal conflict."

The smoker suddenly felt that this place was filled with talented people.

"What about you?" he asked the others.

"I'm a mercenary. My teammates sold me. After I get out, I plan to go it alone."

"Anyone who wanders in the wasteland can call me if you go to the wasteland to play in the future."

"To be more professional, call technical experts. Repair cars and automatic machine guns. Anyway, as long as it's machinery, I can always get two of them."

"Prosthetic doctor."

The whole prison fell silent.

"Prosthetic doctor?" The cyber hacker looked in disbelief, "You are a prosthetic doctor, who dares to let you in? Those company people are eager to recruit more good doctors, how could they do such a thing?"

"Actually, it's nothing," the prosthetic doctor said nonchalantly, "I just drank two sips of highly concentrated alcohol during the operation. In fact, my hand was still very steady, but my patient was so frightened that he suffered a cardiac arrest."

The whole prison became quiet again.

【Ah this】

【I almost died laughing】

[Just took two sips of high-concentration wine]

"You are all talents from all walks of life," Yan Gui said with emotion. "It is a fate that we are gathered here today."

[Street gangsters, cyber hackers, mercenaries, vagrants, technical experts, and prosthetics, if they were all released at once, they would become a dangerous group]

[It’s exposed, we should call the team]

[Learn new technologies in prison]

[Technical exchanges in various industries to improve the level of work]

The cyber hacker looked at the smoker: "What about you? How did you get in?"

"I just danced a square dance, played hide-and-seek with the front desk of Djinn Glory Company, repaired the barrel of a big gun, dealt with dry garbage, etc., but didn't do anything major."

The cyber hacker lowered his head: "Everyone, please exchange contact information with me. Those detained here will basically not be detained for long. The more friends you make, the more you will have in the future."

Rows of data scanned across the pupil of his left eye.

[Unknown signal requesting access...Yes/No]

Can it still be like this?

The smoker was greatly shocked.

He looked at the prompt that appeared on the system and chose "Yes".

The unique signal belonging to the smoker is automatically uploaded to the cyber hacker's prosthetic brain.

[You have created a contact]

[Name: Anliu]

[Occupation: Internet hacker]

[System prompt: You can communicate with contacts through mobile phones or other terminal devices]

"Nice!" The smoker thought his trip was worthwhile.

"Hey," the technical expert said to the smoker, "after you get out, are you interested in hanging out with me?"

【Have you changed your job to: technical expert? 】

The smoker's heart was beating wildly: "Yes, very much, very much!"

Sure enough, hard work will definitely bring rewards, after all, he is in the game.

[You have successfully changed your job to: Technical Expert]

[Life +3, comes with the ability to be familiar with machinery]

The smoker feels that his brain is clear, and some wonderful feeling is woven in his mind like a spider web.

The metal prison door had an indescribable familiarity in his eyes.

It seems like everything has changed, and yet it seems like nothing has changed.

【Open level】

[Current level: 1]

[Strength: 5, Agility: 5, Life: 8, Constitution: 5]
To be continued...