Author: Shangyao Yuchen’s Home

The full taxi turned on its low beam headlights and drove upward from the underground garage.

"Guests, your mood is too low," said Bang Bang-chan on the screen. "Bang Bang-chan can sing for the guests."

The sweet yet hollow female voice is melodious and melodious.

It's just that mechanical way of pretending to be cute, which makes Tudou Girl feel strange and weird.

Just like a little girl who always smiles sweetly, one day she suddenly squats on the ground crying. When you ask her what happened, she just shakes her head gently and says it doesn't matter, "It's just a new human skin, little sister."

”.

"Why aren't the guests talking? Is it because Bang Bang-chan doesn't sing well?" The hollow, sweet voice was full of grievances, "Do the guests still like fast-paced street performances? Bang Bang-chan can improvise."

The footsteps of a group of people came from ahead.

"Yes, there is a vent here, I almost forgot." One person said.

"If we block this place, there won't be any loopholes," another person said. "The boss is still preparing poison smoke, and he is really angry this time."

"Hey! Stop! Stop! I said stop!"

The taxi stopped.

A group of people gathered around.

Half of them were holding various types of guns, and the remaining half were holding various metal rods. At first glance, it was obvious that they were taken from abandoned factories, and they were all somewhat rusty.

"People inside!" A man with an afro who dyed his hair lavender shined a flashlight into the car, "Get out of the car!"

Tudou Girl was made uncomfortable by the dazzling light.

"The show has begun!" Bang Bang Jiang played rhythmic music in the car.

The color of the car windows gradually deepened until the flashlight light outside was no longer dazzling.

"What are you doing!" The man with purple afro kicked the taxi door.

Hearing the sound of mechanical rotation, he raised his head and suddenly saw a black muzzle extending from the roof of the car.

One two, bang bang! bang bang!

Three or four, bang bang! bang bang!

Bang Bang raised his pink machine gun and opened fire on the gang members nearby.

The man with the purple afro was instantly beaten to a pulp.

But looking through the car window, the human tissues are all attractive light pink.

Let’s bang bang! bang bang bang!

Gang members exploded pink fireworks.

Their bullets hit the taxi window, but the window was not damaged at all. Instead, the bullets created brilliant sparks, as if they were adding to the excitement of this impromptu performance.

You are my Bang Bang! Bang Bang!

Bang bang! Bang bang sauce every day!

Taxis cleared the road.

Its four wheels drive over the pink mosaic.

In the taxi, Tudou Girl swayed back and forth with the car, and so did everyone else.

She turned around and saw the pink tire tracks of the taxi through the rear window.

"What is that! Stop that car!"

Gang members were attracted by the sound of gunfire.

They hid behind cover and tried to attack the taxi's tires.

However, although the dense bullets have eliminated some of the tire black powder, most of the remaining ones can still be driven.

“Why are the tires on this car solid!”

A gang member wearing yellow clothes stood on a high place and brought a rocket launcher. Before he could load the rocket, he was targeted by a pink machine gun and shot into pieces.

Her body fell down and was run over by a taxi playing cheerful music outside.

Yes! Bang bang!

That’s right! Bang bang!

Together! Bang bang!

A pink machine gun rotated on the roof of the car, spraying out deadly fireworks.

The gang members were suppressed by firepower and did not dare to show up.

"Go and notify the boss! Just say that an armed vehicle appeared in the garage, no, say a tank! A tank disguised as a taxi!"

Bang bang! Why?

Bang bang! Why?

Bang bang! Of course it’s me!

The taxi drove past the sloping shelter and playfully circled on a high ground, like a little girl standing on one foot and twirling her dance skirt.

However, what catches the eye is not the beautiful skirt, but the life-harvesting bullets.

The bullets took away the gang members' eyeballs and then rushed into their heads, exploding brilliant blue sparks from the back of their skulls.

On the way out, blue and pink mosaics are everywhere.

Bang bang! Bang bang sauce every day!

You are my Bang Bang! Bang Bang!

"roar!"

Behind the taxi, the furious leader of the Fire Gang ran wildly.

His clothes were torn by machine gun bullets, revealing a high-grade protective plate with a metallic luster underneath.

The impact of the bullet only caused the leader of the Agni Gang to slow down slightly - the weight of his own flesh and the weight of the prosthetic body could already greatly reduce the impact.

"Give me a name—"

He caught up with the taxi, which had been greatly slowed down by the cover, and lifted the car up with both arms.

Bang Bang Jiang's singing stopped.

A sweet and hollow voice sounded in the car: "I hate it! Lifting up a girl's skirt and looking at it are all perverts!"

A thick gun barrel protruded from the chassis of the taxi... In fact, this caliber was considered an artillery piece.

The leader of the Agni Gang raised his head, saw the barrel, and shouted: "I ****!"

Even though he was well-informed, he never thought that someone would install a gun barrel under the car.

Boom!

With a loud noise, the leader of the Agni Gang flew out and knocked down two gang members.

A small crater was blown out of his head.

The leader covered his head with a painful look on his face.

The taxi shook its rear end, speeding up and driving out of the abandoned factory.

"Go straight ahead for fifty meters, then turn left and keep to the right," the sweet and hollow female voice said, "Go straight for another two hundred meters and you will reach your destination! Guests, what do you think of Bang Bang-chan's performance? Yes.

Isn’t it super cute?”

The smoker rubbed his fat face, and the live broadcast room was filled with exclamations and complaints from the audience.

He had been greatly stimulated just now and felt like his head was buzzing.

A taxi, well, Bang Bang Jiang, as an intelligence, firmly believes that she is a girl, and there is a pink machine gun on the head, a barrel mounted on the chassis, and the body is as hard as a tank.

"...very cute." The smoker said something against his will.

"Then, this guest, please rate Bang Bang Jiang up to five points." The anime face appeared on the screen, blinking a pair of big eyes.

The smoker always feels that if he gives a bad review, a bunch of gunpoints will suddenly appear in the car and surround him, killing him instantly.

"Five points, absolutely five points!" He nodded and said.

"That's great," said Bang Bang Jiang on the screen, poking his cheeks with two index fingers, "Since the new launch of Bang Bang Jiang's network, no customer has given a rating below five points."

The smoker thought, maybe all the customers who gave a score below five points would have been beaten into a mixture of blue and pink.

"We have arrived at our destination. Guests, please pick up your belongings and get off the bus."

The four of them got out of the car immediately.

They turned around and saw the pink machine gun retracted on the roof and the Bang Bang taxi, which had its windows turned transparent again, disguised as an ordinary car and drove into the traffic.

[Shocked my mother for a hundred years]

【Yes, I’m in love with you, Bang Bang-chan!】

[Violent Lolita, you deserve it]

"Can you get in the car?"

The driver of the responding car poked his head out of the driver's seat: "The people from the Agni Gang are coming after us!"
Chapter completed!