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The pilot's judgment was reflected throughout the airship.

Everyone knows that in a while, maybe just an hour, the airship will crash into the wasteland.

Even if you survive the shocking explosion of the airship crash, the aberrant population that comes smelling the energy liquid will chew up the survivors until no bones are left.

"Why!" A female customer wearing a company uniform hid her face in tears, "I'm still so young, and I haven't realized my dream of going to Beauty Bar to book a room for a day!"

"It's a dog!" A sturdy man with tattoos on his arms walked around anxiously, "It's a dog!"

In the corner, a pregnant woman wept silently; beside her, her husband whispered comfort.

Although the husband was comforting his wife, his hands were trembling slightly, and his heart was not as calm as it seemed.

In the cockpit.

"How long can the airship fly?" Brother Wolf asked.

"I activated the emergency energy system," the driver said, drinking juice. "One hour and fifteen minutes, the error will not exceed five minutes. I can't fly out of the danger zone."

He turned his head and said: "How come you robbers are all so energetic? Don't you want to leave any last words?"

Last words?

The smoker leaned against the metal wall of the cockpit and sucked the thin-walled juice glass through a straw.

There are only over a hundred players on this airship. Even if they are collectively teleported back to the resurrection point, it will only take five minutes at most.

It is impossible to panic. Only by empathizing with those guests who are about to collapse can you feel a little bit of tension.

Not only did he not panic, he even loudly promoted it in the live broadcast room:

"Shocked! Audience friends, have you heard of the plane crash? Now, I am on an airship flying in the sky. This airship is about to crash! Listen to the crying outside, it is tragic, it is so tragic

!How about we go out and take a look?

Anchor, I’m so poor these days that I can’t even eat meat floss, so have mercy on me! I’ll reward you with gifts such as airplane flights, steamed buns with steamed buns, and steamed dumplings. I heard that if you click three in a row, you’ll have good luck in the next few days!”

The driver choked on the juice.

He said to Brother Lang beside him: "Are the last words of you robbers so unique?"

Brother Wolf raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

The smoker who received enough rewards walked out of the cockpit.

…

"Is this airship going to crash?" the potbellied company man asked the gun-wielding player on the side.

"Yes," the player said, "I still have a car at the parking lot. I took that car from a company man. I dragged him out of the driver's seat and drove away. Look at his car.

The expression is so fun!

Hiss, why do you look so similar to that company guy? You have the same hair, the same face shape, and this figure...is it really you? You have class, and I can drive your car smoothly in the wasteland."

The company people also recognized this player.

Now, the person who stole his car was right next to him, and he said seriously, "Your car is really easy to use, I'm very satisfied with it," with an expression on his face that said it was your honor to make me happy.

His face turned red with anger: "You shameless, despicable, dirty idiot!"

"Hey, you know how to curse people. Come on, say a few more words." The player started recording the screen. "I've never heard the company dog ​​NPC curse people. Come on, say a few words. I want to upload the video to

There must be a lot of people like this in the forum."

The people in the company opened their mouths and were so angry that they couldn't even say a word.

He has always been in contact with people from other companies. He has never been in contact with those low-class people since he was born. All his life goals are achieved in the struggle for power and profit. How can he accumulate any curse words?

"It disappoints me so much, corporate dog," the player barked one corporate dog at a time, "Are you so short of lines? It's just a simple sentence, just like the shrews in the countryside!

That’s very entertaining.”

The company man snorted and lowered his head without saying a word.

…

"I can't stand it anymore!" A guest stood up and yelled, regardless of the players' threats, "If the airship crashes, you will die, and if you are eaten alive by the aberrations, you will die! I would rather jump from here!"

The players were still hesitating whether to shoot, but the mentally broken guest had already reached the railing of the airship deck and was about to flip over and fall.

He twitched all over and fell down in pain.

Tudou girl pressed her temples, and the numbers in her eyes gradually disappeared: "Another one who wants to jump. Cute man, actually we can teleport back now. This airship is destined to be useless anyway. Before the news reaches the Giant Spirit City,

We can also take the next sightseeing airship to the parking spot."

The cute man looked at the guests around him worriedly: "Although I know they are all NPCs in the game, I still want to do something for them."

The huge shadow of the airship is cast on the ground of the wasteland.

More and more aberrations smelled the smell of volatile energy liquid and followed the shadow.

They gathered more and more, and their terrifying roars could be heard even by the people on the airship.

"I still have a lot of things I want to do." A customer listened to the roar of the monster in his ears, carved his last words on a metal plate, and then tied the metal plate tightly to his body.

Last words: No matter who you are, no matter where you picked this up, if I become a freak, please shoot me in the head and give me a merciful ending.

The burly man carved words on the metal wall of the airship: "If you see this, just fucking tell the owner of Beauty Bar, Broken Arm Locke, I've been coveting her body for a long time. Damn the airship!"

The couple asked the players for a rope and tied their wrists tightly together.

"I love you." The wife covered her bulging belly with one hand.

"I love you too." The husband looked at his wife, his eyes full of affection.

"Ah -" the wife held her stomach and shouted in pain.

Data flashed in her prosthetic eyes: "I, I'm going to give birth."

The husband was in a hurry and at a loss.

He was speechless: "Now, now, we are all going to die. This child comes at a really bad time..."

…

There was such a mess all around that the cute man was so confused.

He quickly typed on the World Channel: "Will anyone on the airship deliver the baby?"

【…】:???

【Player A】:Who is going to give birth?

[Big-Eyed Cute Man]: An NPC.

[Player A]: Cute male boss, are you kidding me? In the game, the NPC gives birth. Isn’t it possible to play a few recorded screams of pregnant women, and then the model of the baby is pushed out from the console, followed by the baby?

Recorded cry?

[Player A]: Although this game claims to be 100% realistic, this kind of thing doesn’t need to be that real, right?

[Cute Man with Big Eyes]: Be prepared.

[Psychiatrist]: I'm on an airship. However, although I studied obstetrics in medical school, I later became a psychiatrist, so it is inevitable that I will have to use my hands to deliver babies now.

A female player wearing glasses ran over and said to the cute man: "It's not okay if I don't have any tools at hand now. I want some-"

"By the way," Potato Girl asked, "even if you take off the mother's pants, there will still be a mosaic underneath, right? How do you deliver a baby?"

The female player pushed up her glasses: "You may not know that as long as you change your profession to a prosthetic doctor, this game will lift the mosaic restrictions for you. Speaking of which, what is the situation with the pile of dead corpse arms in the warehouse area?

I had just transferred back to my job and found sixteen arms sticking out of the soil at the door. It was too scary for normal people. No wonder the people in Djinn City call us cyberpsychopaths. Who would bury a bunch of dead bodies at the door of their house?

Buried like this?"

The cute man frowned: "I can only see a little bit of mosaic. I thought it was buried deep enough. I'll go back later and just get rid of those NPC corpses. It's strange, won't the corpses in this game disappear?"
Chapter completed!