Chapter 59 Revenge
Author: Two Dancing Fishes
On the contrary, it's super fierce and super fierce...
No wonder Gu Banxia wanted to prick it just now and did it so hard.
Look, what has Hu Lanlan been made into?
His face was covered in blood, and he was probably going to be disfigured. His acting career was definitely going to be in decline;
Both hands were cracked so loudly that 99% of them must have been dislocated. It seemed that the live broadcast could not continue.
Also, many viewers thought of the barrage they had encountered before - human beings have a high risk of contracting bacteria and viruses when they come into contact with wild animals at will.
It was like a heavy hammer, bang bang bang! hitting my heart.
Earth-shattering, deafening!
[Uh, Hu Lanlan won’t be infected with any bacteria or viruses, right?] Just thinking about it makes me feel terrible!
On the other hand, look at Gu Banxia.
She was safe and sound, without turning her head. She took the branch she had just picked, pulled out the darts nailed to the trunk through her clothes, and picked up all the darts scattered in the jungle.
Leave nothing behind, leave nothing out. Wherever you go, everything is clean.
[Those who didn’t know thought she was picking thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum and ten-thousand-year-old ginseng.]
Those who know are also trapped in delusions, [Report, a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder was found here.]
[Gu Banxia, Xi was awarded the honorary title of Professional Scavenger.]
Environmentalists and people with mysophobia were delighted when they saw it, "Gu Banxia did what I wanted to do."
【I also want to lift up all the fallen grass.】
【Suddenly I like Gu Banxia.】
【The more you look at it, the more pleasing it becomes to your eyes.】
Then!
Then she returned in the direction of the bamboo house with steps that she didn't recognize her relatives.
The director, the program team, and the entire live broadcast room audience: "!!!?"
I don’t know how long it took to calm down and calm down, but Hu Lanlan finally had a reaction in the live broadcast room, [Oh my God! It’s so scary! His face is full of blood! Is Hu Lanlan okay? 】
[Gu Banxia actually just... left so lightly? Is she still a human being? 】
[Oh my god, Hu Lanlan’s face is covered in blood. Such a deep wound could have been disfigured by a monkey.]
Following Gu Banxia’s live broadcast, the audience started cursing […].
Gu Banxia actually refused to give them Amway’s big melon.
Just like that, gone.
Scumbag, scumbag, scumbag girl!
These people decisively visited Hu Lanlan's live broadcast room, [Hahahahahahahaha, I told you not to listen to Gu Banxia's advice, now it's okay? 】
【Pull it out, pull it out and show it to you.】
[You blame Gu Banxia for torturing and killing monkeys? It's still strange now, I even look down on you.] [I rashly discouraged Gu Banxia without understanding the cause and effect of the matter. This is retribution.]
[How does it look to me like Hu Lanlan did it on purpose? He deliberately led the audience in the live broadcast room to mistakenly think that Gu Banxia was abusing wild animals.]
[Go and watch the screen recording I just posted! The cause and effect are clear at a glance. Remember to praise me after watching it. Please help me from all directions.]
A barrage suddenly appeared, attracting a large number of spectators to come and watch.
The few spectators who remained gathered around Hu Lanlan and began to mock her.
【The more miserable Hu Lanlan is, the happier I will laugh.】
【Who sent the monkey? This is too clever.】
[After doing bad things, you still know how to run away, you are like a monkey.]
Yes, after the monkey attacked Hu Lanlan, he quickly jumped into the jungle and disappeared without a trace.
If Hu Lanlan hadn't been left injured and bleeding and crying miserably, how would anyone have thought that all this was done by a monkey?
[Monkey: Thank you from the bottom of my heart for not letting Gu Banxia abuse wild animals.]
【Upstairs, hahahahaha.】
A barrage asked the soul, "Don't you find it strange why the monkey turned to attack Hu Lanlan?"
[Yes, obviously at the beginning, the monkey seemed to have a mortal hatred for Gu Banxia and attacked Gu Banxia like crazy. If Gu Banxia had not been able to protect himself, Gu Banxia would have been the unlucky one.
[It feels like Hu Lanlan is taking the blame for her.]
[Didn’t you pay attention just now? Gu Banxia suddenly put on his jacket. 】
【Huh?】
[I also noticed that the color of Gu Banxia’s jacket is similar to Hu Lanlan’s. I guess the monkey hates jackets of this color, not Gu Banxia or Hu Lanlan?]
[So, just like those bullfights, red will stimulate them to charge and fight?]
[After Gu Banxia put it on backwards, the color of the jacket turned gray-white.]
【right.】
[Hu Lanlan screamed in pain and was abandoned alone in the wilderness. Why does this situation feel so familiar to me? 】
[Isn’t this just yesterday, when we first started doing the show, the story of Gu Banxia encountering a poisonous snake and being abandoned by Hu Lanlan in the wilderness is repeated? 】
【Oh haha!】
[So Gu Banxia is seeking revenge? 】
After eating the big melon at Hu Lanlan's place, the satisfied and yet unfinished live broadcast room viewers rushed to the venue and ran back to Gu Banxia's live broadcast room.
[I don’t know what Gu Banxia did with picking up the darts.]
【Squat down.】
[She also broke branches, branches with many leaves.]
[Fresh branches cannot be used as firewood, so can they be used as ingredients and eaten?]
[Her ideas are so strange. I admit that I am stupid. I haven’t guessed anything right until now. Just lie down. 】
[Ouch, I’m so sore. I can’t even guess the direction, and I can’t even touch the edges.]
[Lie down, isn’t it fun to follow the live broadcast? 】
Hu Lanlan's agent and company were not very happy.
Because the navy they bought and the viewers they diverted to Hu Lanlan's live broadcast room turned to Gu Banxia's live broadcast room after watching Hu Lanlan's big melon.
Love the new and hate the old!
Heartless and unjust!
snort!
He scanned Gu Banxia's live broadcast room again. Gu Banxia accepts such bastards. Just wait, she will be abandoned so ruthlessly and unjustly.
In the bamboo house, the drone that stayed behind saw Gu Banxia coming back, and immediately moved its position and hovered in the air.
Gu Banxia put down the branch, picked out the edible leaves, washed them, then rubbed out the juice with his hands, and dropped it directly into the boiling pot, "Thank you for your hard work."
[Hahahaha, the little brother Drone’s resentful mood was instantly cured. 】
[What does Gu Banxia do by rubbing leaf juice? Drink it? Quench your thirst?]
Soon, the juice finished dripping. Gu Banxia removed the fire, changed it to a small fire, and asked the drone, "Did you take any pictures while I was away?"
The director didn't want to talk to Xiao Gu.
It was the voice of a staff member of the program team, speaking through the drone: "The drone's job is to follow the live broadcasts of guest contestants. To provide additional services, points are required to redeem them."
[Hahahaha, this is definitely something I learned from Gu Banxia and came prepared. 】
【The director has pretended to be dead.】
【Excuse me, Miss Gu, do you need to exchange it? Haha.】
Chapter completed!