A bad person

Author: Chop wood and carry water

A bad person

Cao Yu quickly shook his head and defended: How could it be possible? Which one of us is not the son of a farmer? I am not as miserable as you think, and you should not be too self-righteous. In fact, there is not much difference between us.

Yan Tingting was still very happy for his compliment just now, but as soon as she turned her face, she felt that he was forgetful again. This guy is really hateful. She said with a sullen face: What? Are you trying to take risks again?

Cao Yu quickly said nonsense seriously: Although you are indeed very good to them, you are not very good to me. We are all the sons of farmers. Is it inappropriate for you to treat me thinly or generously?

Yan Tingting is also an ordinary girl at heart, but she was educated in a different environment from Cao Yu since she was a child. She often participates in community welfare activities that save lives and heal the wounded, and has a deeper understanding of poverty and life and death than the average person. Now that she heard what he said, she immediately felt a little nervous.

The monk was confused. She subconsciously felt that Cao Yu was blaming her for not being good enough to him. She had no conscience. This was really an injustice to her, so she asked doubtfully: What? Why did I treat him differently?

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Cao Yu said calmly: You don't think they are dirty, but why do you always think that I am burying them? This is unfair!

Yan Tingting understood what he meant as soon as she heard it. This was another plan to tease her. He just liked to drag her down with those dirty things. What girl doesn't have a mysophobia?! Talking about such dirty scenes while eating

, it obviously made her hate it, but somehow, she said she hated these pranks, but her heart was full of sweet joy. This may be because the princess who has just started to fall in love always likes bad boys!

But now Cao Yu's words made her no longer happy, and even a little disgusting. In front of her parents, making fun of other people's poverty was completely beyond the bottom line of what she could bear, and it was not funny at all! His behavior

This kind of uncultured behavior made her feel very embarrassed! He was deliberately trying to offend her. She decided to teach him a lesson, otherwise, I don’t know what else this damn guy could do!

Yan Tingting no longer cared about saving face for him at this time. This was about values, and she could never tolerate it! She slapped the chopsticks in her hand on the table, glared at him and said angrily: How can that be the same?

Well?! I was bandaging his wounds. Besides, they don’t take baths, and they smell because they are forced by life. We don’t have that condition! Is this the same as your unhygienic living habits?! Who would do that?

Spending all day with a sloppy guy?

In fact, she didn't hate this sloppy guy from the bottom of her heart. Although she was angry now, she was still a little happy in her heart. Cao Yu looked at her tangled look and said with a playful smile: I suddenly found that you are really cute when you are angry.

, what did you just say? Who do you want to be with?

Yan Tingting knew something was wrong as soon as she heard it. She was caught by what he said, and her heart skipped a beat. This guy just hated being here. He complained about her bullying him every time, which made him very unhappy, thus deliberately causing her to constantly defend herself.

She saw that dirty guy looking at her with a lewd look and a proud smirk, looking like he wanted to be beaten, which immediately made her furious!

Yan Tingting found that she had unknowingly been on the roller coaster with him. The feeling of joy and sorrow always made her heart beat wildly and her blood surge. It made her dumbfounded and angry. If she didn't take advantage of the opportunity today,

Teach him a serious lesson, and he will definitely take her to purgatory in the future. This feeling of bathing in ice and controlling fire will sooner or later make her insane and run wild!

She then immediately put on a serious face and said coldly: This is not funny at all, Cao Yu, please remember that you are not allowed to talk about those nasty things at the dinner table in the future, let alone make fun of other people's poverty.

, this is about human nature, no joke!

Cao Yu didn't notice that she was a little anxious, but still deliberately teased her: "Then what do you want me to talk about? Talk about ideals and life? This is not my strong point!"

Yan Tingting said angrily: Then you can't base your happiness on humiliating others, right?! You are too shameless. You are not allowed to joke about the poverty of those people in the future. If conditions permit, no one is willing to go

It's not their fault that they live such a life, don't pay attention to hygiene, and have dirty bodies. They are already very pitiful. I hope you treat them as human beings and don't always hurt their feelings!

Cao Yu was shocked when he saw her speaking so righteously. He was surprised and said: "I'm so weird. I know how to talk like this. When I closed my eyes, I thought it was Director Wang of the Education Department giving a report! I was scared to death."

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You see, there is no need for salt and oil. She spent all her efforts and talked a lot of things in an angry manner, but was immediately blown away by his words. Her efforts were all in vain, which made her unwilling. She first

After exhaling, I knew that my whole life had been left to him, and I feared that there was no hope of becoming a true Buddha.

Following such a libertine, she couldn't even gather her energy, let alone cultivate her character. Yan Tingting didn't even need to use her eyes to look at it now, she knew that Cao Yu had a mean and unloved look, and said angrily: Cao Yu

Yu, you bastard, you are always out of shape, can you talk to me properly?

Cao Yu was startled by her angry look and said quickly: Oh my god, are you so anxious? Okay, okay, don't be angry, I won't say anything. Then you want me to talk to you later

What? Do you want me to talk about those things in front of so many people?

Yan Tingting looked at the treacherous look on his face, and immediately thought of dirty things like "monkey" and "mud". She felt sick in her heart, frowned and said: You are not allowed to mention it to me again.

Those vulgar things.

Cao Yu said disapprovingly: You are really funny. Life is not easy. Why not find some fun to relax yourself?

This bastard Cao Yu never bothered to go with her to transform the elegance of those harps and music. Instead, he always led her to play in that muddy place. How could this kind of thing make her say no but feel happy in her heart?

You can say random things regardless of the occasion! So he said coldly with a straight face: I don’t care, anyway, you are not allowed to tell those dirty jokes anymore, don’t think vulgarity is funny!

Cao Yu looked at Yan Zhendong and his wife beside him, and found that they were also looking at him with embarrassed expressions. Only then did he realize that he had indeed gone too far, so he could only say angrily: "I understand, I understand, please stop being so fierce."

, it’s really scary!

Yan Tingting was satisfied when she saw that he was calmed down by her awe-inspiring righteousness. She felt a little joy in her heart. She secretly wanted to laugh, but she had to force herself to say with a straight face: Why, are you scared? It means it's not bad yet!

Cao Yu immediately noticed her emotional fluctuations, so he said nonsense in a serious tone: You look like a ghost when you are so angry. You almost scared me and I almost jumped into the wall!

Yan Tingting was overjoyed and said coldly: What? Who said I look good when I'm angry? I want to run away now?

Cao Yu was stunned, looked at her dreamily and said: I don't dare, even if I have the heart, I don't have the courage. You are a muddy boy. I ran up the wall to avoid disaster. I don't need you to help me, so I can't escape out of the wall.

Ah, that’s not a red apricot yet...

Yan Tingting thought about it for a moment, and then realized what he was planning. She couldn't help but laughed, grabbed the wet wipes on the table and hit it, and cursed: Cao Yu, you bastard, you are changing your ways.

You are so angry with me that you don’t want anyone to eat! Can you please stop being so mean!

Cao Yu immediately said with a serious face: You can, you must, and you must be able even if you can't! I listen to you and will be a person who has escaped from vulgar taste in the future.

Yan Tingting felt angry when she saw him showing his determination as if he was acting, and couldn't help but cursed: "You're pretending! Who wants you to do this? Just be natural, and pay attention to the occasion when you speak!"

Cao Yu frowned and said sternly: "How can that be done? I am a man who sticks to his word and will change his ways when he says he will. I will never be vague!"

Yan Tingting saw that his behavior was just a source of anger. She sank her face and said, "If I ask you to be serious, you will turn into wood. Are you excited? Did you take the wrong medicine? Is there poison in this dish?"

Cao Yu said with grievances written all over his body: No, it’s not this, it’s not that, what on earth do you want from me?!

Seeing his confused look, Yan Tingting immediately turned from anger to joy, and coaxed sympathetically: Who said you should be a gentleman? Just be normal. Your change is a bit big, but I feel a little uncomfortable.

Cao Yu shook his head and said with a lonely look: Since you don't like it and won't let you urinate, I might as well just change my ways and return to normal.

Yan Tingting looked at him with confusion on her face and said: What does it mean to correct one's evil ways? Food and sex! Not letting you urinate? What does this have to do with him?

Cao Yu explained solemnly: Because it is vulgar, I promise not to talk about this kind of thing in the future. I don’t even think about it. It’s so disgusting!

Yan Tingting looked at his weird look and found it very funny. After all, those mundane things are human nature. She still liked it. Who doesn't have a bad taste?! Seeing Cao Yu like this now, she couldn't help but feel

It was funny, so he quickly coaxed: Think about it, think about it, who told you not to think about it? You don’t dare to do it anyway, just think about it!

Cao Yu said seriously: If you say you don't want it, you don't want it, and you will never think about it again in the future!

Yan Tingting couldn't bear it and whispered in a soft voice: Are you angry now? Don't even think about it? Stop being so serious here, it's even more annoying. I'm afraid it's harder for you to stop you from doing things than to stop eating.

?!You are so small-minded. Just a few words can kill your inner demons. How about lying to ghosts?

Cao Yu said sternly: What's so difficult about this?! I promise to think of those tall things in the future. I can shine, kill demons and demons, and support justice! Kill all the hateful people in the world!

Yan Tingting looked at his lustful look, frowned, and then started to defend him and said: Kill all the hateful people in the world? How can there be so many bad people in the world who deserve to be killed? Besides, now is a civilized society.

, how can I allow you to keep shouting and killing all day long! Those mysterious monsters traveling through time, fighting for power and revenge, killing people and seizing treasures are not bad?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: That's different.

Yan Tingting said in confusion: It’s different? What’s the difference? I don’t think they’re all the same!

Cao Yu seemed to be watching a three-year-old child. If it weren't for Yan Zhendong and his wife, he would have directly questioned her IQ. Now he had no other choice but to patiently explain to her:

Not everything can be thought of casually.

Yan Tingting felt that she couldn't keep up with his thoughts as he was tossing and froing, and she felt anxious in her heart: You can't just think about it casually? I dare you to think about murder and arson, but why don't you dare to think about those commonplace things? Is it true that men love each other better than women?

Will you kill people and set fires at every turn and endanger society?

At this time, it was Cao Yu's turn to say righteously: Of course! Even if I just think about it, there is a huge difference.

Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu's look and found it funny, so she laughed and said: "What's the difference between clouds and mud? Isn't it just thinking about it, dreaming to relieve qi, do you really dare to do something? That is also illegal."

, do you dare to do it?

Cao Yu said calmly: Because of this, Xiaowei knows that you don't dare to kill people and buy goods, so I let you think about it!

Yan Tingting asked in confusion: What do you mean?

Cao Yu started talking serious nonsense again: Rape, robbery, and murder are both illegal things. You know when you laugh, you don't dare to do it even if you think about it!

Yan Tingting smiled and said: Hahaha, yes, there is no difference between the two. They are just addicted to sex in bed and cannot harm society. Why don't people think about it?

Cao Yu rolled his eyes at her, as if looking at a retarded person, and said sternly: Of course no one dares to commit rape, robbery, murder and arson, but if he thinks about those vulgar things, he really can't protect himself and dares to act recklessly.

Ah! It’s so harmful to the body, so for the sake of everyone’s health, we definitely don’t let you think about peeing!

Yan Tingting almost spit out her rice on the table. She quickly grabbed a wet wipe and covered her mouth. After a while, she threw the wet wipe on the table and cursed: Cao Yu, what do you want to do?! Just take what I say.

You’ve eaten your food, right?! It’s time to get excited again!

Cao Yu completely ignored everyone's laughter, suddenly raised his hands and pretended to be cute, and sang unscrupulously: Lu la la, la la la, lu ah lu ah lu...

Everyone looked at his innocent and cute look, and they all fell over on the dining table. Yan Tingting giggled and stopped her: Okay, okay, stop singing, it’s so unpleasant. Can you be normal? Don’t

So irrespective of the occasion!

Yan Zhendong followed them and had fun for a while, then quickly interrupted the awkward atmosphere and said: We have been talking about this person's relationship for a long time, now let's talk about your experience.
To be continued...