Everlasting Life

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Everlasting Life

Sun Xiaobo touched his nose, his eyes were sly, and he smiled flatteringly at Yan Tingting and said: "I haven't dated anyone yet. I'm thin-skinned. How can I be as shameless as him?"

Seeing that he still stepped on him at this time, Cao Yu couldn't help laughing and scolding: What nonsense are you talking about! Are you looking for a slap? Who do you think is shameless?

Sun Xiaobo looked like a shameless scoundrel and said flatteringly: Why don't I praise you for having experienced hundreds of battles? I really can't compare to you!

Cao Yu was furious and sneered: "Hey, when did you become so humble? Who doesn't know you yet? The honest monk is the most boring and coquettish. He has never eaten pork. Have you never seen a pig running?"

Sun Xiaobo hadn't even eaten the mutton in his mouth! How dare he admit it like that, so he quickly said: Don't talk nonsense! What kind of pigs or sheep have you seen running around? I haven't tasted any of them.

Passed.

Cao Yu laughed and said: What do you mean? If you don't eat enough, you won't have enough energy? You can't catch up even if you stare in a hurry?

Sun Xiaobo glanced at Zhang Haiyan subconsciously, swallowed his saliva, and took the opportunity to flatter him and said: Yes, who is like you? You chase whoever you want, just like a donkey, you have a lot of strength.

Yan Tingting saw Zhang Haiyan's expressionless face, but she couldn't help laughing and said: Sun Xiaobo, why are you getting more and more outrageous with your talk? You offend everyone, biting everywhere like a mad dog!

Sun Xiaobo thought she was speaking for Cao Yu, and immediately shouted to Qu: I'm helping you teach him a lesson, why did you bite me back?

Yan Tingting laughed and scolded: Are you being stupid? Let me ask you, you two have been arguing for a long time, have you ever thought about who is the pig? You talk so dirty, aren't you afraid of offending people? Who did you learn to be so careless about life and death?

?Don’t say I can’t save you then!

After being scolded by her, Sun Xiaobo had already woken up from boredom. He fell into Cao Yu's way without paying attention. He was startled and his face turned pale. He cursed in his heart: This bastard is really not a thing.

Brother, you just blatantly tricked me! Okay, just wait and see if I don't take the opportunity to make amends.

Now that Sun Xiaobo knew that he had been ambushed and had gotten into trouble, he felt uneasy and a little dumbfounded. He could only glare at Cao Yu fiercely, thinking that treating her as a pig was too serious, and he wanted to deduce it carefully.

Then decide whether he should admit it or not. If he admits it now, then the next step is to apologize to her:

Sun: Haiyan, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to talk about you. What I did just now was all unintentional. I accidentally spilled the beans in a hurry.

Zhang: Who were you talking about just now?

Sun: I didn’t want to talk about anyone. I accidentally said something bald just now.

Zhang: Are you talking about being bald? Why do I think you are so enthusiastic about what you say? It’s not okay to talk nonsense? Who do you think will be happy? Isn’t this a clear intention to offend people? Aren’t you stupid?

!

It seems that this result is not feasible, so what will happen if he refuses to admit it?

Sun: Haiyan, I’m talking about pigs and not you. Don’t be angry.

Zhang: You dare to quibble?! Everyone can tell that you are obviously talking about me.

Sun: Where am I quibbling? I was just discussing the pig issue with Cao Yu, and I didn’t want to talk about anyone.

Zhang: What, you still don’t admit it, then let me ask you, why are you chasing pigs? Please explain this matter to me clearly.

Sun: I am not chasing pigs. I am just discussing pigs and using pigs as an analogy.

Zhang: Take a pig as an analogy? Are you so interested in pigs?

Sun: Yes, what’s wrong?

Zhang: I didn’t expect you to be such a person. You won’t even let pigs go. It’s so disgusting. Ignore me from now on. Just go after your pigs!

Look, he's not human inside or out, how can he deal with this?!

Cao Yu saw that he was deflated and was sitting there alone, thinking hard. The gloom of the morning was suddenly swept away. It was so relieved! He let out a long sigh of relief, feeling as if he was frustrated and unhappy with the driver. At this time, he

Don't mention how beautiful it is in my heart: Little girl, you haven't done enough today? You dare to steal the limelight from me, do you think you have a long life? See if I don't torture you to death! You are a pig, otherwise I will take care of you.

Yes, you will definitely not be able to remember who I am next time!

Cao Yu narrowed his eyes triumphantly, accepting the loser's vicious eyes calmly. He played with the pen in his hand, carefully pondering his troubles with his knowing eyes, and imitated Li Boqing in his mouth.

The tone of the song exaggerates the atmosphere: You are like a wild goose flying in the sky, I am like a yellow dog chasing and chasing on the ground, woof woof... You have to fly slower, I want to chase quickly, woof woof...

After singing, he suddenly lowered his face and scolded in a deep voice: How dare you! Do you want to rebel? You are really brave.

Sun Xiaobo's face turned pale, he stood there trembling and said: "Don't dare, you have wronged me."

Cao Yu said with the force of Mount Tai, who was as fast as lightning and could hide his ears and steal the bell, "I have wronged you? I have pushed back and blocked you, and you have repeatedly disobeyed my sister's wishes. What on earth do you want to do?"

Sun Xiaobo defended: Where can I find it? I'm just afraid...

Cao Yu continued to suppress with absolute power: I told you to go ahead, what are you afraid of? It's either an excuse or a random thought!

Sun Xiaobo was about to collapse under his pressure. He cried and made a dying struggle: I was wronged, how dare I think nonsense...

If you were asked to choose between "death" and "regret", what would you choose? Sun Xiaobo is not stupid, he decisively chose to regret, admit his mistakes, and admit his mistakes unconditionally. After all, only in this way can he have a "life"

Hope, "shengsheng". When you hear the pronunciation of this word, you feel very hopeful. Otherwise, it means "shengshengsheng", an immortal hope! Otherwise, you can only refuse to repent and die.

Photographed by Zhang Haiyan's lustful power, Sun Xiaobo wisely chose to "admit his mistakes and repent." What should he have to be angry with a woman? Regardless of whether he is right or wrong, he should kneel down and kowtow first. As long as his attitude is correct, he will definitely win leniency. He

These retreats seemed like he was giving in to Cao Yu, but in fact, Cao Yu was trying to resurrect his body to become a great god, while Sun Xiaobo was completely acting to show Zhang Haiyan.

Seeing that he had surrendered in court, Cao Yu decided to give him a chance to be a new person and said: You haven't thought too much! What are you afraid of? Are you making excuses? Besides, who asked you to chase her? You

I'm happy but I still don't agree! Do you treat my sister like nothing?!

What does it mean to retreat step by step? Cao Yu is giving him steps. He is following the steps, coming down step by step. If you don’t believe it, you can see that he has admitted his mistake. From the beginning to the end, he has not mentioned the word pig. If

Is it too much of a sin to keep mentioning that pig? If he offends a woman or a villain, how can he still have one? He still doesn’t know how long she can hold a grudge for such a trivial matter. What kind of hatred does this woman have?

Is it so easy to get over it? From time to time it will be pulled out from under the box and it will disgust you to death!

Now that I have the opportunity to perform a play with Cao Yu to make her happy, it is really a rare opportunity to admit my mistakes. Even if I don’t know how effective this attitude of confession and repentance is, this kind of soft kneeling on the ground, the face is still not touching the ground at least.

The landing method is at least better than those who land face first. If it lands face first, it means nothing...

While he was acting with Cao Yu, he secretly watched Zhang Haiyan's reaction. Seeing that Zhang Haiyan was still calm during the play, he felt a little lucky: being indifferent was better, at least it was better than speaking out to refute. Her expression seemed to be

Are you just letting things go and acquiescing to their relationship...

When he thought of this, his eyes immediately lit up and his heart got angry. He quickly said actively: "So that's it. Then I feel more relieved. What are you planning to ask me to do?"

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Oh, no need to ask, we just want you to get close to her and see if you can do something for her!

When Sun Xiaobo saw that Zhang Haiyan remained silent, he turned his head to one side and never looked at him again. He muttered in his heart again: Looking at her like this, she didn't seem to have the intention. She has a mysophobia.

, what should I do next?

His mind was full of random thoughts, and just when he didn't know what to do, he heard Yan Tingting urging from the side: Okay, okay, you two should stop acting nonsense here, Sun Xiaobo, just go ahead, Haiyan

No objection, I just apologized for you.

In order to make Sun Xiaobo more convinced, he added: Didn't you see it just now? It's okay if Cao Yu goes there! That's what I agree with.

Yan Tingting came forward to speak out and said that Zhang Haiyan would be as generous as her and ignore them doing whatever they did in front of them.

There was nothing missing in Sun Xiaobo's mind. He looked at the two women doubtfully. He didn't think Zhang Haiyan could be as unrestrained as Yan Tingting. Her eyes were so scary. She could kill people without any effort at all. Sun Xiaobo had done this before.

The soul-searching gaze of the teacher still made him still frightened. But now that he couldn't see her soul-searching gaze, he felt uneasy and uneasy...

He couldn't see the guiding light, so he couldn't figure out the way forward, so he had to look at Cao Yu suspiciously. This guy looked very comfortable after death, and he cursed in his heart: This guy will never change his ways.

To die without knowing it is to die without regrets and without regrets... As soon as he thought of this, he began to mutter angrily: He wanted to commit suicide in various ways, but I am not as bold as him...

…

Cao Yu smiled and scolded: If you keep talking nonsense, be careful. I will go to my sister's place to give you an injection if I have nothing to do!

Yan Tingting hoped to get this matter done quickly so as not to worry at night, so she stepped forward directly, smiled and pushed him towards the classroom door and said: Okay, okay, you go quickly, stop talking, if you don't hurry up

Go, it’s time to go to class again in a moment!

Sun Xiaobo was still afraid that Cao Yu would stick a needle in his back. Worrying about it was his weakness, the method of kneeling down. Although he was very reluctant, what could be done? Who let him be possessed by Haiyan?

! While he was pushing and shoving Yan Tingting, he was helplessly making his final stubborn resistance: Cai Zi can’t even handle her, and I definitely can’t. If you don’t believe me, just wait and see. No, I’m a little scared, you’d better find someone else.

Cao Yu laughed and scolded: Get out of here! Stop blabbing here.

Sun Xiaobo saw that he could not escape, so he was reluctantly pushed into the classroom by Yan Tingting...

As you can imagine, the result was that he was defeated in one encounter and returned home defeated.

Cao Yu saw that Sun Xiaobo had also touched his nose and came out dejectedly. He couldn't help laughing. Sun Xiaobo said angrily: What's so funny? I said no, but you still have to force me to go.

Cao Yu laughed loudly and said without hesitation: It doesn't matter whether it works or not, as long as I can see you looking disgraced, then I will be happy.

Sun Xiaobo was not polite and said: "Tsk, I know you have this kind of human nature. You are not willing to die alone, so you have to bring me to support you!" Cao Yu said with a bad smile: "I just like to see your bitter face. Hey, you

To be honest, how does it feel to have to die when you know you are looking for death? It must be very depressing, right?

Sun Xiaobo rolled his eyes at him and said: Yes, just like Yue Fei, who was killed by a traitor and died a worthy death! It's not like you, who has no self-awareness at all and yet you rush to ask for trouble!

When Cao Yu heard what he said, he was not angry at all. Instead, he laughed unbridled. Seeing him so happy, Sun Xiaobo also laughed and said: What are you doing? Are you so happy to see me unlucky? Are you laughing at me?

?Or are you laughing at yourself?

Cao Yu smiled sinisterly and said: Look at your unlucky child, being harmed by a traitor? Who are you talking about as a traitor? You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Think about it clearly, I can

Do you have the ability to force you to go? How can you listen to me? Do you want me to give you another chance, reorganize your thoughts and say it again?!
To be continued...